"Elvanse" is out now. #ADHD Psych rock, 50's medication-ad aesthetics, and the general sensation of attempting to become a functioning member of society. Lyrics written by me. Male vocals generated using a model trained on my entire Soundcloud catalogue. Not affiliated with Elvanse or Takeda.

Created this song using a model trained on vocal stems from my entire SoundCloud catalogue for the male voice 😁 Really happy with how it turned out. And no, I do not care if you think generative AI is wrong. Creating music this way gives me the same feeling I get from doing it the traditional way.

Euromaxxing tonight 😏💪

This seems to be an appropriate song to share tonight 😔 The world has gone completely insane 🤦‍♂️

Holy shit. The USA is, without hyperbole, no longer a civilised country. I’m honestly surprised the US military would carry out a fucking double-tap attack. I actually did a fact-check, and it’s completely true.

I’m beginning to lean towards the idea that the EU needs to federalise fast or die. We’re simply too fragmented now that the USA has effectively thrown NATO deterrence out with the bathwater. It does not have to be permanent if that feels too incomprehensible for us Europeans, 1/3

Welp, our Danish government went full Belgian.(You need 90 mandates) Wonder how long it’ll take to cobble together a new one. Still, it does warm my red little heart that our two biggest parties are on the left, while the right is so fractured they can’t agree on what colour the sky is.

Your average Danish politician in 2026💙💛

We tracked down the superyacht owned by the world’s sixth richest man. Larry Ellison won’t like what we did to it 🛥️🏴‍☠️

Suspected 'smoking incident' or 'falling debris' at oil refinery in Port Arthur, Texas.

Consequences...

Our mortal enemies. They want us to suffer, lose our freedom and become slaves to Russia: Trump, Orban, Netanyahu, and of course Putin himself.

Epstein file EFTA00090314, a raw intelligence report states that, "Trump has been compromised by Israel. And Kushner is the real brains behind his organization and his presidency." spookyconnections.com/2026/03/19/f...

A senior policy fellow at the European Council on Foreign Relations (ECFR) warns that Israel is systematically eliminating Iranian officials most likely to negotiate a political settlement with the United States. Prolonging the war at the expense of the US and global economy.

The Donald J. Trump Institute of Peace, Washington DC

😂😂😂😂😂😂🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

Currently reliving my childhood quest of capturing/defeating Rayquaza, this battle is honestly just as difficult 20+ years later.

*Benny hill theme intensifies*

My son is playing Palworld (under my adult supervision), and I’m pretty sure I’m raising a war criminal 😂 The boy has been wanted more times in under 10 hours of gameplay than I have in 3000.

Literally me and my wife 😂 she's also a redhead 😁

It’s scary how well the YouTube algorithm knows me. This autoplayed right after Stephen Colbert’s monologue about the war in Iran:

Couple of events related to USS Gerald R. Ford today in the Red Sea, the severity of each cannot be determined based on the info available. On top of the reported fire that resulted in 2 minor injuries, one of Ford's E-2Ds squawked 7700 ~0130z and went presumably to Ovda AB.

Can now fit into the jeans I refused to throw away 7 years ago because they didn’t fit me anymore. Wegovy is one hell of a drug.

Yohohoho!! Happy One Piece live action Season 2 release day!! 🏴‍☠️ #OPLA #OnePiece

I really want to be a stoic, but every fibre in my being seems to rebel against the idea.

#PaxUkraniana intensifies*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGAHAHAHAHAHA

Damn, I can cook 😎 It tasted legendary, and the family agreed 😁 The recipe is called “forloren hare” in Danish, which apparently translates to “mock hare” in English. If I were translating it myself though, I’d probably call it “pseudo rabbit.”

My Greninja has the most based French name I could think of 🥖🥖🔥😎😂

WE ARE FAMILY!! 🇪🇺🇪🇺😎🔥

Well I guess Denmark is nuclear now.

Oh sure, good thing Trump checked whether there were thousands of civilians on cruise ships nearby before kicking off a regional war. A++ intelligence work. Really reassuring that the planet is in capable hands. What the actual fuck!😡😡

Oh brother 🙄

No guarantees of course, but my advice would be to fill up your gas. I just did.

Ding dong the bitch is dead!🥳

😐

This would never have happened if Trump was the US president.

Nostalgia 😁 Little me dancing to this is one of my core memories 😇

Based.

Freedom isn’t just a feeling, it’s an actual condition, and the world is engineered to keep most people too hungry, ashamed, or distracted to reach it.

Pretty decent lineup 😁

Trump is getting pretty fucking boring..

Troels Lund Poulsen(Danish Defense Minister) says he’s “open to discussing everything”, including co-financing and potentially stationing nuclear weapons on Danish soil.

My fiancée is using Duolingo to re-learn German, and apparently her reference point for “how German sounds” is a certain politician’s speeches. Had to remind her that Germans don’t talk like that in 2026, and that she should aim for something more melodic and kind😅

GÖTTERFUNKEN INTENSIFIES!!😁

Europe number one!!😁🥳