Europe number one!!😁🥳

A simple question that exposes LLMs pretty hard is: “I have this cup, but the top of the cup is sealed and the bottom is completely open. Can I drink from this?” None I’ve tried told me to turn it over. Mistral did, however, give me a little history lesson on French/German novelty cups instead.

Expedition 33 is one of the hardest games I have played. All those timed events are absolute torture for my inattentive ADHD brain. The game is gorgeous and I’m properly invested in the story, so I’m stuck in that loop of rage-quitting and crawling back anyway. Currently on rage quit number 5 🤣

Getting a holo rare in every pack is one of the worst changes to the Pokémon TCG. It completely devalues holos when they’re guaranteed. I recently got back into the game with my son, and this is my biggest gripe so far.

I look forward to spring/summer...

Well look at that.. Actual consequences 😁

Capabilities Europe needs start developing independently: Strategic airlift and sealift(+tanker fleet) ISR (satellites, AWACS equivalents, signals intel) Missile defence layers(With domestic missiles) Command-and-control infrastructure Munition stockpiles at scale. Nuclear Umbrella.

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Random unsolicited singing advice: Everyone can learn to sing with practice. “Talent” is mostly just your starting baseline, how quickly your coordination and ear lock in, and how forgiving your body is while you’re learning.

Good on the UK for holding its elites to account. The world would be a much better place if the USA could do the same. After all, a country is only as strong as its laws.

This is possibly the best destination my ADHD-fuelled wandering on the internet has brought me in a long time. It’s just… perfect 😂

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Oh yeah, figures. Aliens are real, and the world is too fucked up to give a flying fuck. I used to be obsessed with aliens when I was younger. Now I just think they should do their best to avoid our bullshit,/1

LOL, when your supplier tells you not to worry about dependency, that’s your cue to build a second supplier.

At this point I’m convinced the US right has a bulk discount on projection. Maybe they should do a tally on who hasn't diddled kids.

I once tried to invent my own conspiracy theory as a joke. The pitch was that UFO sightings and abductions were not aliens at all, but fae folk and elf people. I even had ChatGPT help me make it sound more “plausible”. Inspired by a silly Supernatural episode.

We are stronger when we act as Europe. The mandate from Europeans is clear: 🔹 74% support for defence investment 🔹 52% trust the EU to strengthen security 🔹 53% see Space Policy as a key security tool Europe is investing in our collective sovereignty and industrial competitiveness.

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Yes, I can confirm.

Look for wealthy or prominent individuals who are into big game hunting and who travelled to Austria, Hungary and Italy between 1992-1996.

I hate to admit that after owning my guitar for over 14 years I only just realised that this thing's fretboards need to be oiled once in a while..Yeah ChatGPT told me that 🤣 Well damn, it looks brand new again 🤷‍♂️ And sounds better too but because of the new strings. Before: After:

Elon’s emails to Epstein. Location: Starbase, Texas

U.S. Vice President J.D. Vance was met with loud boos from the crowd at the 2026 Winter Olympics opening ceremony in Milan.

I just realised that me refusing to call it TikTok and calling it TikTac instead is the exact same energy as my parents calling Pokémon “pokalokker” when I was a kid. I guess this is growing up🤷‍♂️

Amundi (Europe’s biggest asset manager, ~€2.4tn) is urging clients to trim US dollar exposure over the next year and diversify into Europe+emerging markets, citing US policy volatility and a weaker dollar. Big money shifting like this is a real signal. #SellAmerica #BuyEuropean

My Spotify stats are interesting😅

If it looks like a duck, quacks like a duck, denies it fucks underage ducks, is mentioned 5000 times in secret documents about fucking underage ducks, is best friends with other underage duck fuckers & holds a competition to find the prettiest underage ducks, it's Donald the Duck Fucker. 🐤🦆

A fanatical child rapist supporter decided to hurl racists insults and attack a teenage girl after she insulted his dear leader Donald Trump, he was then immediately beaten by a crowd of children and teens.

French prosecutors raided Elon Musk's offices. Musk is under investigation for the possession and distribution of child rape media, denial of crimes against humanity, automated data processing system fraud, AI-generated sexualized deepfakes, and organized crime. #OpDeathEaters

Frihed I Kroppen af DJUUL & Tantrano, ude nu. Spotify: open.spotify.com/album/4UsJ6S... Apple: music.apple.com/us/album/fri... YT Music: music.youtube.com/watch?v=dVn7... #danskmusik #nydanskmusik #danskindie #lyricvideo Lyric video her👇😁

Jeg har lavet en sang til den der følelse af endelig at kunne trække vejret ordentligt igen: “Frihed i kroppen” Hvis din krop også har kørt vinter-mode lidt for længe og er stresset over verdenssituationen, så prøv den. #DKmusik #Dansk

I just learned that my favourite comedian has ADHD, which probably explains why he’s my favourite in the first place. His way of thinking mirrors my own far more than I realised. (For context: Trevor Noah).

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The details in those Epstein documents have me wondering, again, whether Avicii really died under completely normal circumstances. His music video for 'For A Better Day' felt like it was reenacting the whole thing, which is very unsettling in hindsight.

I wrote a song about a certain President, straight from the heart 😁 I sing it in Danish, but I think you’ll get the gist even if you don't know the language 😅 It’s somehow ended up on all platforms, which I honestly didn’t expect, given what the song’s about. Enjoy and share if you feel like it 😁

If Danish military intelligence wants me in their cyber unit, they should know this: I have ADHD. I can hyperfocus like a demon for 72 hours, then forget the entire topic exists for two months. (I have received a lot of targeted recruitment ads lately)

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I wrote a song about a certain President, straight from the heart 😁 I sing it in Danish, but I think you’ll get the gist even if you don't know the language 😅 It’s somehow ended up on all platforms, which I honestly didn’t expect, given what the song’s about. Enjoy and share if you feel like it 😁

Good thing I'm too poor to invest money in precious metals..😂 Holy shit.

This is kinda... Weird..😐

We have designated WhatsApp as a Very Large Online Platform under the Digital Services Act. As Channels reaches 45 million EU users, it must now meet higher safety and transparency standards. These rules focus on keeping public broadcasts safe for all and ensuring private messages stay private.

Danish authorities are looking to leave Elon Musk’s platform. The Prosecution Service and the Defence are following the police in exiting X. They say they can no longer accept the sheer volume of false and illegal content on the controversial platform.

What I hope to gain from the EU-Mercosur trade agreement 👇 I’ve tasted Brazilian beef before, and it was almost as good as Danish beef. Danish beef has become so expensive that I barely eat it anymore. I grew up on a cattle farm, so yeah, I want my beef🤤

Today, 44 Danish flags were placed in front of the U.S. Embassy in Copenhagen in memory of the 44 fallen Danish soldiers in Afghanistan(Each soldier's name on year of death on their respective flag). After a short time, the flags were removed again by U.S. Embassy staff😡

We're taking it straight to the moon🌝

Leaked video from one of the regime’s black sites, shows victims being crammed into small detention rooms designed for short stays indefinitely. More than 50 people at a time, including US residents and citizens. They report beatings, torture, and food deprivation. #3E #GoodvsEvil