Still haven't fixed the link issue because Bluesky's API continues to be the most unfriendly nonsense I have ever encountered. Yes Bluesky, I definitely want to pass a token to UNHASH MY LINK. Because that is a thing people definitely do. Anyways live on Twitch: twitch.tv/thenonplussed (yee haw)

My Bsky automation is broken and the error message is vague. Live on Twitch now though! www.twitch.tv/thenonplussed

Interesting. My Bluesky announcement doesn't error-out properly, so I don't know if it worked unless I actually go and check. Well. That's dumb. Don't worry, nobodies, you only missed me being bad at Hades II. There will be plenty of time for that another night.

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VTubers, badly describe your irl job (if you have one outside of vtubing) in one gif

Choose your fav puppy

RAM? fine. CPU? great. GPU + VRAM? no problems. Storage? all good. PSU? nothing to report. ... If it turns out freaking HYTE NEXUS and some goddamn AUDIO DRIVER is behind all of this... I. Am going. To throw myself. INTO THE OCEAN.

wait I'm sorry it's rapture day AND bi visibility day?? talk about now you see me, now you don't

Welp. It has come to this. The dreaded Memtest… And it’s on the wrong monitor. Time to adjust neck to a 90 degree angle.

Sorry for the delay, I wasn't feeling too hot but now I'm ready to dive into the Fire Plane in MoteMancer! Live NOW! CAW! twitch.tv/jaybirbgames

Good news: My voice-activated stream actions seem to be working. Bad news: I DID accidentally raid Zentreya when testing them out. Should that have been possible? No. No it should not. I blame Twitch.

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Well, the good news is... My voice activation thing worked. The bad news is... Nothing else did. Time to throw myself and my computer into the ocean.

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Okay, if the next post after this one is a 'live now' one, then my voice to social media trigger is working and I may rest. ... And make a schedule for tomorrow. (The post is a lie, I am not actually streaming. Shhh.)

Am testing a new stream integration. If you see any weird looking skeets before I get to delete them, ignore them. Please. I really dislike Bluesky's API. Why can't you BE NORMAL. Adding this image to steal it's blob.

Friday stream was tentative before, but will now have to be cancelled due to my dog making liquid poops all over the kitchen. ... I am unlucky.

Stream is short, but I am alive. Democracy was spread. Bugs were... Made dead. Many thanks to @nekobazzu.bsky.social for the raid, and I am bad at streaming and forgot to raid out. One day I'll get my shit together. Today was very obviously not that day. TIME FOR WORK.

Welp, my Go Live notification is broken (lore accurate) so this is the notification now. Playing Helldivers with Spoon. twitch.tv/thenonplussed

Everybody wanna be silking they song and I'm just here like ➡️⬇️⬆️⬆️⬆️ (This is to say that tomorrow I will be streaming Helldivers. That's the skeet.)

Real Life stuff makes me think I should probably go back to therapy. So instead I've been looking into replaying Disco Elysium. That's like, practically the same thing, right?

Streaming postponed due to stupid real life nonsense. The annoyances persist, but so do I. And I am also annoying. Caw.

I have returned home from the travel. Now I must sleep forever because of the travel. But. Silksong. Oh no.

Hello Nobodies! Just a reminder I DID NOT forget to post a schedule this week, because I am out of the country. ... No excuse for last week, though. I'm just trash bird. See you next week! Hopefully?

Alas, work has ravaged my mind, soul and body. FMV Friday today has been cancelled. I blame capitalism. ...It knows what it did.

🔴LIVE NOW [Team-Up Thursdays] Enter HELL. Divers 2.

Do you want to own a piece of cursed internet history? The Doom Bathroom is for sale. aftermath.site/doom-bathroo...

🔴LIVE NOW [Miscellaneous Mondays] When in Doubt, Democracy.

We did it. We Returned to Zork. And we also returned to raid @srokavtube.bsky.social playing DAEMON X MACHINA! Very cyber. Thanks so much to all the Nobodies who dropped by to watch me crash out over Adventure Game Logic (tm). Goated. Poggers.

🔴LIVE NOW [FMV Fridays] Tune In and Zork Out.

🔴LIVE NOW [Team-Up Thursdays] POST-BIRTHDAY DEMOCRACY.

For my birthday, I would like... My car back, please. Oh? The tire never came in from the warehouse? How... Unfortunate. Unlucky, even.

Nixie is going to show me how to ASCEND! IN PEAK! Can we make it to the top, or will we do our best boulder impressions and tumble and stumble back to the bottom? Going live in a couple minutes! CAW! twitch.tv/jaybirbgames

Sharp-eyed Nobodies may notice that I did not stream today. This is not my fault. My lore-accurate bad luck had me experience yet another flat tire (I think I'm up to... 4 or 5 for this year?). Tomorrow is my birthday. Bad Luck Birthday Stream maybe? I refuse to promise anything at this point.

Since no stream today, I started working on a non-stream video. Gonna talk about corvids, and why they are friends and NEVER TO BE CROSSED. Educational AND lore-accurate? Nice.

I go through all this effort (not that much effort really) to make a schedule, only to be made a LIAR due to Australia. Well. An Australian. He knows what he did. We try again tomorrow. Democracy waits for no one. Except now.

Lookit me, doing a schedule. And posting it. In a timely fashion. This week it's a return to DEMOCRACY, and MOUNTAINS and also ZORK. As always, posted here and on nonplussed.me

SCHEDULE 18 - 24 Aug Mon 7 PM GMT+2 / 1 PM EDT - Kaizen: A Factory Story - Building arcade machines with Yosuke Tue 8 PM GMT+2 / 2 PM EDT - PEAK with @nixiehime.lol - I can fly this should be easy! Wed 7 PM GMT+2 / 1 PM EDT - MoteMancer - Getting off the Plane of Life CAW! twitch.tv/jaybirbgames

I don't find myself with a lot of free time, but I still want to do a cracked-out stream of Disco Elysium. Max stats, all chaos, no mercy. I don't have a large enough audience to employ the twitch decision making integration, but I'm sure we could have a good time regardless.

🔴LIVE NOW [FMV Fridays] Zork Or Die Trying.

Good News, Nobodies (depending on your feelings about FMV games) Zork appears to be working, so FMV Fridays will finally resume. In approximately 30 minutes. Consider yourselves NOTIFIED. twitch.tv/thenonplussed

🔴LIVE NOW [Team-Up Thursdays] Climb The Mountain. Or PERISH. Mostly perish.

I think my local corvids can sense my desperation for their friendship and are avoiding me. Either that or the squirrels are scaring them off in order to steal their peanuts. They AREN'T FOR YOU, SQUIRRELS. And also STOP EATING MY TOMATOES.

🔴LIVE NOW [Team-Up Tuesdays] Peak Collaboration.

I am attempting to rouse a sleepy Australian. Peak collaboration begins in 10. Hopefully.

No stream today due to a Sleepy Australian. Maybe tomorrow? Maybe I'll even make a schedule? Stranger things have happened.

SCHEDULE FOR 11 - 17 August Mon 7 PM GMT+2 / 1 PM EDT - Kaizen: A Factory Story Wed 7 PM GMT+2 / 1 PM EDT - MoteMancer Fri from 1 PM GMT+2 / 7 AM PDT onwards - Potential holiday stream Hope to see you around for more puzzling! CAW! twitch.tv/jaybirbgames