🔴LIVE NOW! [FMV Fridays] Expressive Eyebrow Acting.

Okay... This is a new one. Tried to login to FFXIV with ffxivlauncher, lobby crashed, and then... Ffxivlauncher... Ceased to exist? Toolbar entry? Gone. Searchbar? Useless, but also finding nothing. How did I accidentally the whole application from my computer?

🔴LIVE NOW! [Thangnail Thursdays] The ONIONS.

🔴LIVE NOW! [Whatever Wednesdays] But, My Strategy...

I am behind on both schedule-posting and VoD uploading. This is unsurprising, but still disappointing. Shame on bird.

🔴LIVE NOW! [Mental Challenge Mondays] Blue... Pers. Bloopers.

🔴LIVE NOW! [FMV Fridays] Press X To Doubt.

It's my birthday today 💫 A retweet or a like would make me very happy (:

Dispatch episodes 4 + 5 are done! I am still mad about it! Here is the picture of my cat I took during stream:

🔴LIVE NOW! [Thuperhero Thursdays] It Works. Kinda!

🔴LIVE NOW! [Heroic Hump-Days] I Couldn't Think of Alliteration for 'Wednesday'.

Blue Prince Stream Over! I hope you all realize how much I suffer for you. Do I want to play more right now? Yes. Am I committing to only playing it on stream? ALSO YES. Am I possibly a masochist? Oh. That might make sense.

The Early Bird gets all the scoops! Found some time to fire up the purple TV this week so see you at 6 PM GMT+2 / 12 PM EST today for some more News Tower! Let's hope we can keep the press running today! CAW! twitch.tv/jaybirbgames

🔴LIVE NOW! [Mental Challenge Mondays] BLUEPRINTS.

New and (slightly) visually updated schedule, now with actually aligned elements! Graphic design is my passion. More Blue Prince, Dispatch and a new FMV game on Friday. Available here and on nonplussed.me

I am not sure what I need to do to make my 'Road To Empress' VoDs not get absolutely obliterated by YouTube's content policies. The world needs to know just how many references I made to The Apothecary Diaries while playing this game. Oh, and all the deaths.

Road to Empress? More like... Road TOWARDS but ultimately falls short of Empress UNTIL THE SEQUEL. Bamboozled.

🔴LIVE NOW! [FMV Fridays] Soup Opera.

🔴LIVE NOW! [Team-Up Thursdays] Superheroes, Assemble?

I was too ambitious for my return to streaming. Now I have the insomnia and will be cancelling today’s stream. SO. Dispatch begins tomorrow! … hopefully.

Heads up, internet: Cloudflare is pooping the bed and it is most likely the cause of your internet-affiliated thing not working. It's not you, it's Cloudflare. Most likely.

🔴LIVE NOW! [Mental Challenge Mondays] It's A Blue. House.

Streaming schedule? Posted before the beginning of the week? Honestly, I'm just as surprised as anyone. Available here and at nonplussed.me

Stream tomorrow. I would post a schedule... If I had any idea what I am going to play this week. AFK, panic-scrolling through Steam Library.

Next week, I will return to streaming. ... If everything could stop BEING DIFFICULT for TWO SECONDS.

I am returned from abroad. I am sick. Curse the non-cybernetic flesh.

I have realized, belatedly, that it is Halloween today. So FMV Friday is... Maybe later? The children, I must give them candy.

I was hoping to have a somewhat regular stream schedule for this week, but it looks like it's LAST MINUTE TRAVEL PREPARATIONS TIME while also attempting to make sure doggo is okay. We MIGHT manage an FMV Friday. Otherwise, this bad luck bird will hopefully be back for November 10th.

No strem today, we are on doggowatch. She is going to make a mess and I need to try and minimize the damages. Hoping to get her issues diagnosed this week. Poor girl and her tummy trubbz. She just like me frfr.

🔴LIVE NOW! [FMV Fridays] More Like... Funeral Fridays.

🔴LIVE NOW! [Tumultuous Thursdays] Spoon Is Dead. What do.

🔴LIVE NOW! [WTF Wednesdays] I Can't Resist A Good Pun. Or A Terrible One.

Dunno if it's related to AWS shitting the bed, but I can't login to Twitch on any browser. Full stop. Gosh, I love tech monopolies. It's so good. We've done such a good thing, here.

Brain may be bad, but schedule is... Exist? Maybe do a Mysterious Monday stream too. If work is not The Worst. As always, posted here and on nonplussed.me

Even with The Chemicals (tm), I can't seem to activate the feel good neurons. Brain bad. Why brain bad? Dunno. Unlucky? ... Lore accurate.

Welp. I was not prepared. Speedrun Road to Empress any%? Complete. 1:22.

🔴LIVE NOW! [FMV Fridays] Published In... September 2025?!

Screw it, FMV Friday is ON. Hopefully. ROAD TO EMPRESS. Bought. Downloaded. Stream will begin shortly. Prepare for scuff!

No strems this week because brain is bad. MAYBE FMV Friday.

🔴LIVE NOW! [Fugue State Fridays] Embrace Brain Rot.

I'm glad other people have discovered Wobbly Life, but I just want y'all to know... We were there first. youtu.be/Sv3pMupZcvM?...

🔴LIVE NOW! [Tumbleweed Thursdays] Fetch Me My Spurs.

🔴LIVE NOW! [Megabonk Mondays] Get BONK.

So I might need to organize a crew to pull off the stupidest heist the world has ever seen. My own Ocean's Eleven, but like... Nobody's making any money, and we will all probably be poorer in both body AND wallet by the end of it all. ... Any takers?

🔴LIVE NOW! [On Fire Fridays] We Interrupt Our Regularly Planned Schedule...

Still haven't fixed the link issue because Bluesky's API continues to be the most unfriendly nonsense I have ever encountered. Yes Bluesky, I definitely want to pass a token to UNHASH MY LINK. Because that is a thing people definitely do. Anyways live on Twitch: twitch.tv/thenonplussed (yee haw)

My Bsky automation is broken and the error message is vague. Live on Twitch now though! www.twitch.tv/thenonplussed

Interesting. My Bluesky announcement doesn't error-out properly, so I don't know if it worked unless I actually go and check. Well. That's dumb. Don't worry, nobodies, you only missed me being bad at Hades II. There will be plenty of time for that another night.

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VTubers, badly describe your irl job (if you have one outside of vtubing) in one gif