Gonna start power scaling personifications of guilt and trauma from horror movies

I can always tell when my life is going well because I start becoming obsessed with labyrinthian houses that are too big for the physical space they inhabit and end up wanting to write the next house of leaves

Gonna write a book that dares to ask the question “what if Will Navidson was a mediocre trans woman?”

Dorley has actually breached containment, I mentioned it to a new girl at work and she said she knew what it was… this is the first time this has ever happened

Update: I’ve been playing guitar for like a week and can KINDA play about a girl

Yeah I may be a disappointment to my parents but at least I don’t have to censor myself when singing Holiday and American Idiot

The kind of discourse I’m ready for tbh

Thinking about that episode of criminal minds where Leland Palmer kidnaps people and swaps their legs

I guess I can never sing that one song from omnium gatherum

I love how my sadness of living in fear of coming out to my parents who I live with has gotten so bad I’m listening to blink-182 I’m so fucking cooked

I really love how Spiderverse made it so animated movies could look like this, it’s way better than when they were trying to be Disney

It is officially one year since I started HRT!!!! Which means I’ve finally had one year of my life where I’m glad I’m alive, it’s genuinely been an incredible year and I’m shocked I even got this far and can’t wait to see how much farther I can go

Does the 21st century digital boy grow up into the 21st century schizoid man?

WYFFH has me wanting to learn how to play guitar not just bass

I think I was involved in this one

I have an embarrassing confession to make… I thought Sinners was super mid

Being the family disappointment while closeted is great because it’s not like I can go further down in my parents estimations

Hey if they know what’s best for me

Finally a spin off of the boys

Trans woman who chooses the name Sahelanthropus, or sally for short

Okay these resident evil doors are getting a bit weird now

I find it really fucking weird that completely independent of reading WYFFH I ended up in the exact same situation as max of having to pretend to be a boy at home but being a girl literally anywhere else

I finally started all the way and this book has got me sobbing in chapter 2. I swear Alyson is gonna emotionally destroy me with this book

Going to a Mormon prom and spiking the punch with a can of monster

If I was making the Dorley program I’d force every boy to go through the Gom Jabbar before force femming them

Bottom dysphoria makes me feel so sorry for my partner, like sure we just had sex but like… now you have to comfort me and say it’s okay

I love being a goth in public, it means I get weird looks for that and not for being trans

To be fair, I never said they didn’t!

Training myself to become ambidextrous to make doing my left eyes eyeliner way easier

Commenting “ai slop” under the transition timeline of a girl I have beef with

Infecting a random person at my work with the T Virus because I’m bored and wanna try being a resident evil villain

Overheard a woman at my work say she’s never gonna call me my name so I’ve decided it’s time to get petty and ignore her existence when she calls out to me and occasionally call her the wrong name

Of course the songs called black hole daughter now, because woke

Gonna write a thriller about a guy who doesn’t wanna go to Jupiter to get more stupider so he disguises as a girl to go to college and get more knowledge

Guy gardener? I think you’ll find women can be gardeners too

Annoying the shit out of anyone I know by showing them selfies and claiming I still look like a boy

When I was watching Evil Dead 2 and Army of Darkness with my partner they told me I talk like Ash and I don’t know if that’s a compliment or one of the most devastating insults I’ve been told

Me the second I make eye contact with any cis man

Sometimes I remember there’s people who only know me as Dogmeat instead of did my real name and I think that’s the funniest shit ever

She’s just like me fr

Fucking IS IT???? Why are they saying this shit

What if I, someone who is still somehow disguising as a cis guy at work, show up one day with a she/her pin on

Goodnight punpun would be a lot happier if he transitioned

My favourite Dorley headcanon I have is that the toilets in the basement look exactly like the bathroom from Saw

Guy who’s persona is a woman and BOY is she gonna find out why real soon

Guy who really misunderstood why the word key is in key lime pie

WHAT BASED BOT

Okay but peach was kinda based for that

Nightmare blunt rotation

Girl who has a freezer full of embryos for media preservation purposes