Imagine not having enough money to feed yourself and/or your family this Thanksgiving weekend after paying rent, etc., with no transportation option to get to the Food Bank in Rideau Heights before it closes for the Holiday and it's only the tenth day of the month... #ygk #Hunger

Return To Normal Despite having a two page list, Audrey and Boyd count their blessings this Thanksgiving weekend even though being the local winner of $75M on Lotto Max ain't one of them... #ygk

Return To Normal Hank considers paving his driveway with wollastonite and negotiating with City Hall to reduce his taxes in lieu of this wonderful local "climate action" since the City is subsidizing trucking costs of the rock for local farmers' climate action. #ygk www.thewhig.com/news/local-n...

Return To Normal Hank goes to the Library and is dismayed that the book he wanted to read was unavailable yet nonetheless had hope as a citizen in a such a parochial garrison varsity healthcare prison tourism town awash in public sector money where people still live in tents... #ygk

Anyone know if the Mounties have arrived yet? They left for Queen's Park the day after Thanksgiving [October 10, 2023] #GreenbeltScandal #ygk #NeverVoteConservative #OnPoli #ForFuxSake

Meanwhile at the Oval Office Comedy Hour: Canadian conservatives couldn't comprehend cagey Carney's charming calculated control creatively captivating childish cartoon character...

Kingston Climate Emergency Day 2,409 Utilities Kingston pitches their Climate Leadership Plan to Council tonight. Relentlessly pursuing something something by 2040... ❤️Kingston. Where Reducing Non-Fugitive Emissions As A Lucrative Business Model Thrives #ygk #ClimateAction

Return To Normal Unconcerned about a Downtown Starbucks closing and Tim Horton's coffee price increase, Hank harvests dandelion and chicory roots from his yard to process, roast and store before the climate apocalypse supersedes Trump's tariffs. Audrey and Boyd are already jittery... #ygk

Man concerned about upcoming performance review writes desperate letter to the Prime Minister during a national postal strike and gives it to the media instead. #ygk #CanPoli www.cbc.ca/news/politic...

Speed Camera Political Theatre, take 2. #ygk #OnPoli globalnews.ca/news/1146373...

During this Month of Meaningful Baseball, the Baseball Gods would like to remind you that pitching, defense and timely hitting win championships with runs and outs being the currency of the game. It's hard not to be romantic about baseball. We apologize for any inconvenience this may cause. #ygk

Return To Normal Now that a trendy Downtown coffee franchise has closed, Hank is concerned for the hip local citizens of reliable economic means and where they will be able to score their branded, overpriced central nervous system psychoactive stimulants to consume in public... #ygk

Two-thirds of the Kingston Trio celebrate the grand opening of Martha's Table dining room after renovations were recently completed. Mayor96 must have been unavailable due to economic development and solving other problems for po' people... #ygk

Kingston Climate Emergency Day 2,405 In other climate related news, Imperial Oil is slashing 20% of its workforce and selling their Calgary head office. Apparently their work there is done... #ygk #ClimateAction www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

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City Hall may consider cancelling Toys For Tickets, a program offering residents the chance to clear parking violations with toy donations and replace it with Get On The Air Canada Bus, a round-trip penance for fines over $100 to ensure its financial sustainability... #ygk

Return To Normal Hank removes his clothes line because his next door neighbour's hobby is burning pallets and renovation debris. Audrey believes some one's right to contribute CO2 emissions shouldn't infringe on another's right to not use electricity to dry clothes during a climate emergency. #ygk

Kingston Climate Emergency Day 2,400 In Future Kingston, to keep annual tax increases to 5.3%, all homeowners will be expected to burn their brush and leaves in backyard firepits, which will also add a smoldering ambiance to the je ne sais quoi that is #YGK #ygkBudget #ygkTaxes

❤️Kingston. Where The Raging Testosterone Fuelled Development Bull Rampaging Through The City Thrives We concur... #ygk

City Planning Committee considering residential development in close proximity to the CFB firing range. ❤️Kingston. You'll Be Amazed At What You See #ygk

Kingston Police have given the city’s Licensing and Enforcement department the green light to appoint six special constables. They will also have unique uniforms to make themselves identifiable to the public, especially while enforcing the Encampment Protocol. ❤️Kingston. #ygk

YGK: You Gottabe Kidding

I did not know the City of Kingston gave $100k to this trial bus project! First the $17 million expansion that 99% of the population will never use! They asked we said no it wouldn’t work we were right! There are 2 other companies offering bus service to Pearson. Paterson stop pandering to the 1%!

This News Break is brought to you by the Rogue City Inconvenience Meter Company, founder of the new local gambling site Diminishing Returns. It's simple to play: Guess how much of the City's $100,000 Air Canada bus empty seat subsidy was spent today. Film at 6. #ygk

Kingston Climate Emergency Day 2,396 Locals reduce individual vehicle trips and contribute to the City’s climate action goals by boarding a bus to travel to Pearson Airport to contribute to the global carbon footprint that is air travel... #ygk www.cityofkingston.ca/news/posts/a...

Come join us at The Rogue City Diner this weekend and raise a glass to "Life of a Swiftie Week" happening in downtown Kingston! We’re serving up a featured cocktail inspired by Taylor's footballer beau Travis, called the Gridiron Sideline Tantrum. Walk-ins are welcome! It's always Happy Hour! #ygk

ICYMI Nothing has changed. #ygk

ICYMI Rogue City News was at YGK Airport to broadcast the launch of the much anticipated transportation option that will contribute to the City's Climate Emergency. Coverage began at 3:50 AM with opening remarks by the Town Crier, Poet Laureate and our scissor wielding Mayor. Film at 11. #ygk

One more sleep! Set your alarms. Departure is 4:00 am Tuesday. Too early? Don't worry. $100,000 of our municipal taxes will subsidize the empty bus seats. ❤️Kingston. You'll Be Amazed At What You See #ygk

And it came to pass, 6 years, 6 months, 16 days deep into their declared Climate Emergency, the City believes this is Climate Action. Relentlessly pursuing something, something by 2040 ❤️Kingston. You'll Be Amazed At What You See #ygk #ClimateGreenwash

Commuters find alternate transportation option after VIA Rail announces morning passenger trains will no longer stop in Oshawa, Cobourg, Belleville, Kingston, Brockville, or Cornwall. #ygk

Remind me, before they went after Kimmel for telling the truth, did Trump’s weaponized FCC say anything about Fox’s Kilmeade literally calling for the murder of homeless people in the United States? Didn’t think so.

No planes, no morning trains, just automobiles and Air Canada buses. ❤️Kingston. Once You Get Here, It's Hard For You To Leave #ygkSlogan #ygk www.thewhig.com/news/a-rail-...

Return To Normal Hank wonders when the Mayor's Breakfast for local unhoused people and Food Bank clients will be held so he can tell them how prosperous Future Kingston will be with unlimited economic growth, affordability and wait for it --sustainability, moving forward... #ygk

Return To Normal Hank thinks the Universe is messing with him as another Circus arrived in town at the RioCan Centre on the same day the Chamber of Commerce Mayor's Breakfast was held. Audrey is amused that circus clowns and local business leaders all want the same thing. #ygk

Don't Look Up "The plane then continued west toward Kingston before pivoting south across Lake Ontario and eventually circling the Griffiss International Airport in Rome, N.Y." No indication if it was leaving chem trails over the Pig & Olive... #ygk www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

"Resident Bruce Hill called on Mayor Bryan Paterson to use the strong mayors powers to protect all wetlands across the city." We are confident Mayor96 will use his strong powers to protect the ecosystem, based on the numerous Ecosystem Awards KEDCO has already achieved... #ygk

We're old enough to remember when Elrond College [Princess Towers] was built and the pearl-clutching uproar about the fugly appearance but now it just blends in with the "modern" buildings downtown... ❤️Kingston. You'll Be Amazed At What You See #ygk

Community Engagement Substance Use Support Initiative – Open Air Drug Use’ involved police officers engaging with people who were doing drugs in public spaces. Sorry, wrong drugs pictured. These are images of socially accepted central nervous system depressants at outdoor consumption sites... #ygk

7 more sleeps!!! You can fly from here to anywhere, but first you must board the bus... #ygk

This Newsbreak is brought to you by the Rogue City Inconvenience Meter Company, your local source for identifying inconvenience since 2020. Furthermore, we apologize for any inconvenience driving slower may cause and the impact it may have on your very important life... #ygk

This News Break is brought to you the Rogue City Inconvenience Meter Company, your local distributor of One Car Less Traffic Congestion Relief. ⚠️May cause car pooling, public transportationism, cycling and pedestrianism. Void where prohibited. #ygk

Today's Traffic Inconvenience is brought to you by everybody driving to work and school at the same time. Please take a moment to Reflect. Connect. Flow. #ygk

Return To Normal Spending the afternoon sampling beverages at the Rogue City Diner during All Day Happy Hour, Hank and Boyd decide it would be a good idea to sneak into the Fair, for old times' sake. Audrey asks if they have their health cards just in case their age catches up to them... #ygk

At the Princess Street Promenade you can spend, consume & forget local urgent concerns: Cost of living crisis Unaffordable housing People living in tents Healthcare, Mental Health, Addictions Crisis Food Banks Overwhelmed ❤️Kingston. Where KEDCO's Robust Ecosystem Thrives #ygk

The Kingston & District Agricultural Society is celebrating its 200th year with the 193rd edition of the Fall Fair. Many times City Hall has tried and continues to try to pull the fairgrounds away from this agriculture based exhibition. They only see vacant land to repurpose. #ygk

Crows are among the most intelligent birds on the planet with large brains capable of solving complex problems, tool use, innovation, and social complexity. Exactly what we need at City Hall... ❤️Kingston. Where Innovative Crows Thrive #ygk

This Newsbreak is brought to you by the bird that best symbolizes our community. Because naming snowplows is passé... #ygk

Return To Normal Hank believes local crows require a publicist. Audrey and Boyd are surprised the City recognizes inhabitants of an ecosystem that doesn't involve economic development... #ygk getinvolved.cityofkingston.ca/name-the-cit...