I would say if they're highly uneven. Like one all the way up near the hole. That's just too distracting.

Never gets old

This cracked me up. Junior and I used to play that game a lot. 😆

Don't be weird

Hehehe

The Colts can't afford to get a quarterback that has taken a snap in less than 5 years?! Wtf are they doing over there? I mean Joe Flacco was tossed to the curb by the garbage front office of the Bengals so he's available...

Sunny and snowy -- her favorite.

Do you think guys that are on the injury report for a glute get teased in the locker room? Seems too easy... and yes I'm a child.

Junior made me all these penguins for my birthday. Aren't they adorable?!!

Cats be cats.

Traditions are important.

We are a whole tree less this year but somehow the 2025 leaf experience doesn't feel any lighter. This some bullshit.

Someone must be messing with my radio. Got in the car and Gin Blossoms were on.. 🔪🔪🔪

Can't lie. I'm tempted to pick this up from the neighborhood free stuff group. 😂🤣

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Jeopardy is on Peacock now and you can watch Trebek's very first episode from 1984. It's a trip!!

In my defense, I was only in the toy aisles to find something Grogu for my Mom... Sometimes life points you in the right direction. 🙃😁😎

Adorable!

My poor Mom. My heart is breaking right now. She's alive and well I guess, but she got massively scammed. Like what you hear about that doesn't sound real. She doesn't have the senses she used to. Makes me so fucking mad that the world is vicious and preys on the elderly. I hate life.

Sometimes you just have to put on Pretty Hate Machine.

My dad was all about the Scooby-Doo. Amongt his stuff was this mystery machine. Opened it up the other day and there were two figures inside! Not sure why Velma looks possessed... 😬

Spruced up the lower level bathroom.

Again I ask you, why are people?

Aww man...we got knocked out of our survivor pool today (Chargers). Bummer!! Kid is super disappointed too because I told him we'd split any winnings. Best to teach him early to expect losses in gambling.

Saw an actual person using the crosswalk in a busy roundabout. What a brave brave soul. Or possibly suicidal.

Morning weirdos. 🥰

Times like these are why I abandoned facefuck years ago. It's depressing & stressful to see all the people you actually know that share views w/ the psychos that have taken over the country. Fuck that place. Fuck the assholes I went to school with. Fuck the toxicity of social media in general.

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Setting my Teams presence to hard yellow like Schrödinger's employee.

'Merica!! 🇺🇲💩 Singular shooting of a hateful wingnut: "An absolute disgrace." Highly recurring mass shootings by unstable individuals that were able to buy an assault rifle the day before: "No biggie."

Let's go baby! #Packers

Happy Thursday. Let the stupidity begin!

What a bananas game!! Prater looked pretty tired but came out the hero.

Damn, D-hop still got those sticky hands.

Please be responsible, you filthy animals

Hmm

i make my kid say a cuss word everytime i catch them eating a bar of soap

This kid can destroy a whole canteloupe in like 15 minutes. Some of the pieces could be cleaner (and I jack him up about it) but still impressive.