Sorry love. You remind me of me mother

Very funny for a 16 year old to refer to themself as a child

oh no they let Kirby take communion

They should make Cameron Winter the frontman for every band. That would fix music

I subscribe to Spotify and Apple Music, so that I can listen to two songs at once

Guy who just wants to play Pokemon again

Person who is obsessed with obtaining a favorable rebirth

Went to the dispensary with pissed pants

In my opinion, a dirty street shouldn’t bother you

It’s like what Epictetus said, whatever he said

It really is that God has imbued reality with a sense of being

I don’t read the news, I’m too busy listening to After the Gold Rush

Whenever I’m on pornsites for too long my phone gets hot

You learn from philosophy that some guy 2000 years ago was pretty much dealing with the same stuff as you

When Socrates said, “There is only one way to avoid criticism. Be nothing, say nothing, and do nothing” I thought he was giving that as advice

Chillin like Maximillian

So close to the weedkend

We have tons of Chili’s in America

Cecilia, you’re smelling my farts. You’re checking my bowel movements daily

Spicy food gives me diarrhea but it’s worth it

I am now 3 months clean from kratom and alcohol

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Everyone loves Van Gogh now, but if you met him while he was alive you’d probably think he was strange

I’m taking it personally why some people don’t follow me

Ever since I started reading books I don’t find stand up comedy funny anymore

I’m not going to become conservative just because I’m cancelled

And it’s not even that I’m ugly because there’s ugly people that people like

There will always be a sense for me that there’s something wrong with me because despite trying my hardest people still don’t like me

I don’t understand what the waffles joke means. Is he just being random?

Don’t worry, guys, it’s almost the weedkend

Working with physical art materials produces better art, but I’m not that great of an artist to begin with so digital is fine for me

My computer hasn’t been working lately so I haven’t been able to play Schedule I ☹️

I prefer zyns now because it’s cleaner. Smoking is gross

Zyns and soda are a goated combo

I’m thinking it’s Soda Thursday

Girl changed her mind about having sex with me when she realized how desperate I was for it

By taking ethics too much into account, because of the world we live in you’re actually being immoral

Actually have a pretty good idea for this book

02 Oct 2025

I understand the intention behind wanting to cut your dick off, but personally I wouldn’t do it

My Jamaican coworker just said Yeah mon and it made me so happy

Think I might write a book called Infinite Jizz

On pornhub eating a corn tub

Someone said I was funny as fuck and that felt good