I named my fists Kubler and Ross because of the Denial and the Bargaining.

Zounds!

This is going to be the model for him at Madame Tussaud’s. So lifelike!

This @profanity.accountant is rather fascinating

Blackskyyyyyy 🎶 Did you know that in 2026 Umoya Fellows will also be awarded a ticket to ATmosphereConf? It's true! Look for more info in December about applying ✨️

Guillermo del Toro’s Remains of the Day

Today it was a very good day.

Drop some HEADWEAR 🪖🖤👒

All I ever wanted. All I ever needed was here in my arms Words are very Unnecessary. They can only do harm

What could possibly go wrong?

Kiss me like we just saw the double flash

Does anyone else remember the “he’s an appeaser!” bit from the news a few decades back?

Sure, safety regulations are written in blood, as they say, but they’re usually not written in rich people’s blood, so the admin doesn’t care. It’s just Wilhoit all the way down.

Not Sure How They Deal With Criminals In Your Town, But ’Round Here We Use A Restorative Justice Process — theonion.com/not-sure-how...

Mamdani is gonna implement shawarma law. The spinning meat sliced onto pita generously covered with tahini and cucumber sauce, spiced with chilli crisp.

Do not pivot away from this talking point.

Oof, I mean, yeah. Unsurprising, but disappointing even so.

Very much like Uncharles, I just want to take care of my people. Awkwardly enough, Avasarala taught me that they are all our people.

While we are waiting with ‘bated breath for Netflix to drop Season 4, I hear that there is a The Diplomat prequel show about Ambassador Wyler’s college years. It’s called Felicity?

Nextdoor: the worst of Twitter meets the worst of Neighborhood Watch.

Post a perfect album from the 90’s that isn’t Nirvana, Pearl Jam,Soundgarden or Alice In Chains.

It’s become increasingly obvious that actual TDS was never an experienced by people who disliked that fucken guy. The folk who were (and are) deranged by him are exclusively his rabid supporters.

Pity the nation where thieves prosper and workers anguish. ‘Surely there will be a day of reckoning for those who defraud the laborer of his hire.’

If you don’t want to risk being mauled by an inebriate in a weaving Malibu, then stay off the roads!

My mask protects you, and your mask pr… oh, you feel it’s unreasonable to wear a mask? Wow, um, ok then.

Courage is the birthplace of confidence. - Debbie Millman

I wonder how a certain classical music composer in Ohio must feel to have his offhand observation about conservatism be proven to the point of absurdity every single day: in-groups the law protects but does not bind, and outgroups it binds but does not protect.

It’s easy to do: bsky.app/profile/cara...

“Political issues aren't siloes, they're all connected, and Mamdani recognizes that. Other Democrats need to see it too, and I hope they are paying attention.”

Unsolicited prick pics

Next, he’ll introduce a resolution that will honor that fecking guy with the EGOT.

Honestly, on brand for a guy famous for not paying his bills. www.cbsnews.com/live-updates...

Ouch. www.instagram.com/reel/DLICljU...

Pour one out for everyone who will never have a billionaire write a love song to our genitalia

Hwaet! We have a story about the Spear-Danes, from the old days when Congress has not authorized the use of military force.

Rick Scott wants to protect Bibi Netanyahu, but not his own constituents.

I hope and expect that face-eating leopards will do the right thing

hi im MrBeast and this is the Spanish Prisoner

change a movie by adding a word 50 Shades of Millennial Grey

It really feels like the audio track is like half a second ahead of the video track on this futbol game. Weird. #OaklandRootsSC

TREJO!!!!!!! #OaklandRootsSC

C’mon @bencollins.bsky.social , I refuse to believe that y’all didn’t already reject this pitch as being both too far out there AND too on the nose.

Technologically advance a band: Bronze Temple Pilots

JUST IN: An earthquake of magnitude 4.6 jolted the San Francisco area awake shortly before 3 a.m. on Monday, according to the United States Geological Survey.

Earthquake

Fuck, yes.

Trump wants the Antifa thing to be read as "You're now a terrorist if you oppose me." And the correct response is, "You work for us, babe."