My hand is going to feel so great when I quit hitting it with a hammer.

You make an unprovable assertion, then demand respect for it. Nope.

We all get dragged into these terrible wars of faith…that have gravely retarded civilizations for hundreds of years, they’re still doing it. There’s no possibility of living a life that’s untouched by this barbaric belief. -Hitchens

Hi all the cool people! Have a kick ass day! Help someone and never tell anybody ever! Feel good!

I wonder when Tarantino will make a Kill Bill Yonairs movie?

Trump wants this instead of ugly, unhealthy windmills ever since a billion dollar dinner at Mar-a-Lago

When we all see the POTUS pedophile recordings, pictures, emails and messages, we will all regret not having seen them earlier. Many lives would have been saved, unprovoked wars wouldn’t have been started and justice would’ve been served for the victims of the Epstein class.

It’s sad that governments are chiefed by the double chins. There is no iron in her words.

Aren’t there a group of nobles that can handle this the old-fashioned way? #JuliusCaesar.

He wants to be the biggest memory of all time. He is going to NUKE IRAN. WWIII. He never cared about anyone ever. He knows he’s going to die and will take us all with him.

I’m guessing they’re thinking it will be easier to deal with Bondi out of office and not in jail like they did Epstein. I’ll give her a week.

Tangerine Traitor Trumpelskiltskin Orange ew Tan Epstein Files. Hack them. They will never cut their own throats. Never. Leak the recordings.

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Mueller was a badass. Trump is a bad ass.

Tent camping in Oregon

Crockett & Tubbs ‘28

Trump is like Macaulay Culkin in “The Good Son.”

According to the prophecy of Dungeons and Dragons, if we don’t protect the cave, Batman won’t be able to find it so we can eat baby porpoises again and achieve eternal life. -Flying Spaghetti Monster I know what you’re thinking. There is no Batman. What are you 5?

Stop the superstitious nonsense believing whack jobs who truly believe Israel has to be there for Jesus to come back. Our military leaders are also pushing this bs on our soldiers. The US is NOT a Christian Nation and we are finished with this fallacious argument for war! F all religions

Trump is so old I can’t believe he didn’t just say fortnight

I can’t wait to see Robert De Niro as the prosecuting attorney at the Trump Pedophile Deposition

Tam Pondi

Bad Bunny’s wife- Can you stfu for a second?

That there is escapism possible with sports in towns and cities across the country at a time when ICE is killing people pisses me off. All athletes should refuse to play any games until ICE is gone!

GOP Lucy will promise not to and still pull democratic Charlie Brown’s football every single time and laugh about it.

Hey Republicans, Jesus is back and he wants to have a serious talk with you about your future eternity in flames.

Hey MAGA, watch this video of your pedophile in chief f’ing a 13 year old. These recordings exist. You may never actually see them, but they exist and MAGA knows it. They will never ever release the recordings because they know it will be their end. It has to be hacked. All of it.

Seems mom and pop stores and farmers are doomed. They can’t compete to survive and the bill is due. They get bought up and now we all pay significantly more than ever for food and everything else because there is no choice. That was always the plan. Buy locally or lose

Venezuela vs Trump would be like the last scenes in Scarface. Stupid little monkey

I made up a new game called La Ouija. Every time you go around the board you shoot a CEO.

These are two of my fav’s my mom did. The flowers are water colors with salt crystals pulling pigments. The dancer is a weird medium that looks like plaster.

If your plan is to not have one, it’s the plan.

I’ll never get a concealed carry permit just because I don’t need to be the guy getting drawn down on by a cop alerted to the fact at a yellow light traffic infraction.

I pick up my phone, go to YouTube and look at my wife and say “Ahhh…Trump’s dead.” The excitement on her face was palpable. I told her right away and we both laughed at her reaction.

Root beer in London/UK is not really a thing as it’s primarily N American. McD’s removed it from their menu because of the lack of sales. Few stores or online availability. Supposedly tastes like mouthwash to them. I bet a guy could get rich with a food truck selling only root beer floats in London.

MTG should do a Geico commercial.

MAGA Mike just went back to the island of misfit toys.

Say I’m on the Epstein files and I’m listening to the news about who is on it- at the same time I’m firing up my jet to fly to a country that is sympathetic to my situation.

Say I’m married to Karoline Leavitt. When she gets home from work and I ask her where she’s been, should I believe her? Can she resist the propensity to lie? Is she a demirep? I’m 60 and she’s 28 so it’s a legit concern.

Republicans don’t get jokes. They must not be able to use their imaginations. Like, what is Trump doing in the Epstein Files? What could he possibly be doing to those young girls?

Are states hiring expert signature authenticators or do they use ai? My vote was disqualified for what they said were tantamount to signature discrepancies. Who the f gets that job? My vote should have counted and they should have to prove it wasn’t me. It’s way too subjective and potential tactical

We got 2 trick or treaters this Halloween. Normally, we get at least 100. That is our economy loud and clear.

Masks don’t hide payroll information. Next year at this time we’ll be able to tune in to the ICE agent firing squad sentencing show live every Saturday night. It’ll be called FAFO Nuremberg II.

It’s not that the democrats are shutting down the government, it’s them not caving to the republicans blackmailing them out of millions of people’s healthcare. The press needs to be tougher on Leavitt and confront her blatant lies.

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It going to be The Gulf of Tylenol by this time next year.

What do you want to bet Trump insiders bought Advil stock

Tylenol is going to sue the pants off the conspiracy theorist science deniers

Something always happens every day now to distract everyone from the time PEDO PRESIDENT has as long as you haven’t seen the PEDO VIDEOS