i consider myself an avant-garde food artist

got bored so i rated every talkshow boy song (not rlly, it’s missing touch the queen, inkyfight, and the glow in the dark but who cares, i totally don’t…)

i’m literally so dudeful 🥹🩷

🔮 she awawawawa on my nyoom till i obobobobobo

im loving the graffiti in my school’s auditorium

i can’t explain it but this sign made me laugh so hard

she talk on my head till i stop making sense

who would make a whole strawpage based around an album…. could never be me!!! (maybe it’s me….) #talkshowboy #strawpage waipmot.straw.page

i need to print out a picture of “best beast ever” by talkshow boy, burn it, and snort up the ashes…. i need it in my bloodstream and airways…. anyways talkshow boy fanart hell yes!!! look at this beautiful shit that i drew with my own two hands!!! #talkshowboy #art

who up monstering they mash

live laugh love wayback machine #toxiclipstick

who up skeletonizing they balls

i’ve been reading “rapture” as “raptor” and was wondering why people were getting levitated up to heaven by raptors

i feel like the macarena is a dance everyone is born with the knowledge to do

i made a shirt yay! i even got compliments 2day!! (testosterone!by @talkshowboy.bsky.social is genuinely a life altering album… you should give it a listen!)

how i love thinking about my brain is actually controlling a meat suit

if i had dentures and someone was arguing with me, id take my dentures out and throw them at them 🥹

who wants to skin paul zimmer with me?

i’ve noticed that every music artist i get into has at LEAST 5 homestuck edits to their songs, and everywhere I go on the internet, homestuck is somehow mentioned... is this a sign to actually seriously read the comic?

twitter is too scary so i’ll try being active here instead… dunno what to even post tho…. (i’ll prolly forget about this account in a week)