Tell me a little bit about your kinks, lovelies. What is it that makes you giddy just thinking about it? Odaxelagnia is one of my favourite little pleasures, mostly in private, though.

Why do so many dudes assume that I need or want a "slave" or sub? 🙄 I want a factotum with the ability to hold a conversation on eye level.

Same goes for my fellow SW. It's a rather tough year for many of us.

I assumed that computer science had a fairly high dropout rate (duh, theoretical computer science? Maths? Linear algebra? You have to really want *that* 🤷🏻), but I didn't expect it to be 70% (at the university of applied sciences where my son is now studying).

Every time I get a new cosy blanket, the same thing happens. I wash it, throw it in the dryer, fold it up, and then as soon as I put it down somewhere, even for a moment, one of my cats appears in a flash and claims the blanket as its own. I guess it's some kind of cat law or something 🤔

Totally forgot to mention my languages. Native: Swiss German Most used: German (duh! I live in Germany) Also ok-ish: English Rudimentary: French (7 years of French in school and it's one of the four languages of Switzerland. Still suck at it, though)

I try to be patient and understanding about many things. Most of the time that works quite well in discussions. But a single passive-aggressive comment from the person I'm talking to (which others might not even notice sometimes) and bang! My patience is gone in an instant. 🤷🏻

I'm curious - what's your native language and do you speak more than one?

Absolutely correct.

With family members over 80, there are a few things you don't want to hear. 'femoral neck fracture' is one of them. *sigh*

Omg! 😍 As an owl lover and goth at heart (even though my style has changed quite a bit getting older) I am in love with this little creature! Must have! Who's gonna spoil me? 👉🏻👈🏻 🥹 eu.killstar.com/products/owl...

Apart from video calls in my line of work (where real animals have absolutely no place), you do realise that such a call/conference is not valid unless at least one cat's bottom is visible somewhere, right?

Has the sky hoover thing already happened or have we postponed it again? 🤔

If it happens very quickly, then it's a velocirapture.

Good morning lovelies. I hope you are well and have a great Sunday! It's still quite early here, and I'm considering which of my personas I prefer today. Here are two suggestions. What do you prefer? 😉 #madame #femdom

Wichtige Änderung zu Sachgeschenken in der Grundsicherung! Schon seit 1.1.2024 dürfen auch in der Grundsicherung keine Einkommen in Geldeswert (=Sachen) mehr angerechnet werden. Geschenke an Grundsicherungsempfänger sind daher endlich unproblematisch möglich. 1/4

*giggles* I love sending videos like this to my German friends who claim to understand Swiss German without any problems. 😈 It's not the same language, and it also has many dialects and idioms that are only known regionally. vm.tiktok.com/ZNdpy3Uxj/

Yesterday's highlight: Two and a half hours of fiddling around and crawling under the sink to replace a low-pressure tap. Two-thirds of that time was spent trying to pry out the ancient fitting that was stuck. 🙄 On the plus side, I now have a new tap. 🥳

It's time to play, isn't it? 😈 I'm still in Cologne for another two weeks, hit me up if you're interested! And don't forget that you can also chat with me or enjoy strict remote training or chastity if you're too far away. #madame #femdom #kink madame-simone.de

Reposting because shit is getting worse, especially for LGBTQIA people, in the US. Leaving is neither cheap nor easy, but staying is a death sentence.

Another Friday morning, the weekend's near! Any interesting plans? I'm already thinking about #locktober and a special offer for those interested in #chastity. There's still a blog post about long-term chastity in the pipeline I haven't had the time to publish, but it will happen soon. #madame

I share a picture on Instagram and write in the caption that one of my pet peeves is when people comment with a whole wall of emojis instead of writing something. Especially when it's 20 tongues or something inappropriate like that. You can guess what the first comments look like.

Good morning lovelies. 💋 There are still a few days for sessions available in Cologne until I'm travelling back to Hamburg! Guten Morgen ihr Lieben. 💋Es sind noch ein paar Tage für Sessions verfügbar, bevor ich zurück nach Hamburg reise! #madame madame-simone.de

So, who's gonna pay for an addition to my toy selection? 😇 amzn.eu/d/eylDeBi Just kidding. I need to drill some holes for a wall mounted cat bed and fix a scratching post.

In ein paar Tagen geht es für mich nach Leipzig, wo ich zwei Workshops für Fachkräfte geben darf. 🌈💬 Das Thema „Palliative Jugendliche und Sexualität“ ist unglaublich wichtig, aber auch herausfordernd.⬇️

Sex workers are everywhere! www.bignewsnetwork.com/news/2785586...

If you believe your cats will no longer do their shark rounds around your dinner table, the moment you switch to a vegan diet - 😂 I wish. They still want to try every bite.

Good morning lovely toys, pets, subbies and playthings! Just know your little spicy secret is safe with me. 💋 #madame #kink #bdsm #uniform

Public cuck fantasy: we arrive separately at a dive bar. You make casual advances while I snub you, up to ignoring you completely. You watch as I flirt, very successfully, with every other person in the bar.

Do you agree that I definitely need these boots gifted to me? 🤩 I mean, it's almost autumn and that's boot season! www.deichmann.com/de-de/p/buff...

Let's see. What do we have here in my special book? Soon it's time to decide whether you've been a good little thing this year. #madame #femdom #kink #mistress

This! If you can't or don't want to invest the time and attention to get to know someone before having sex, are looking for a no strings attached arrangement, and want it to be primarily about YOUR desires, needs, etc., then book a sex worker and don't pretend you're looking for something serious.

Good morning lovelies. How's your Monday going so far? Need some assistance to get your ass moving? 😈 #madame #femdom #uniformstyle

99% of my new followers are bots so I don't check to see who's followed me. Comment if you're a sex worker and I'm not following you back.

(1/6) S*x Worker Pride celebrates six years of saying: s*x workers are brilliant, powerful, and tired of your respectability politics.

Auf der führenden Messe für Rehabilitation, Prävention, Inklusion und Pflege mit voraussichtlich knapp 50.000 Besuchern möchte das Team von der Sexualbegleitung Rhein-Ruhr den Blick der Öffentlichkeit auf das Thema der Sexualität mit Behinderung oder im Alter lenken und damit das Bewusstsein für

Good morning lovelies! I hope you all are having a wonderful Sunday ahead! #madame #femdom

A little shrew accidentally ran into me yesterday when I was sitting outside on the steps, watching something on my phone. I now know that shrews apparently don't see very well. The poor baby had a little scare 🥺

This is your reminder to wash your makeup brushes. Throw away that crusty old sponge and get a new one. Don't hold on to that almost dried out mascara or already somewhat funky smelling lipstick. Clean your stuff right now! 🧐

Another one from the archives. Is it obvious that (faux) leather and metal are my favourites? It reminds me of that one time I've got invited to the opera. It was a surprise and I didn't know where we were going. So I wore some of my favourite clothes, similar to the ones in the picture. 😬

Good morning lovelies. Even though I love my glasses, every now and then I'm wearing contacts, like in this picture from a spicy series a while back. Do you prefer glasses or contacts? 👓 #madame #kink

This! I refuse any clients who want to bring poppers into play. Not because I believe that adults should be told what to do with their own bodies (I don't) But because many were not honest with me and concealed the fact that they were taking Viagra or other medications. So it's a no from me. Period.

There is a term for the phenomenon of understanding a second language well but not being able to speak it (well): passive/receptive bilingualism. With English I understand the spoken/written word, even with a strong accent. But when I have to speak/write, I often have to actively search for words.

I write here mainly in English so that I can reach more people. I am fully aware that my grammar is often far from perfect, or that I use outdated terms. I hope you will forgive me for this. I am mostly self-taught in English, and my daughter, who is studying English, often grits her teeth in pain 😁

It really gets on my nerves that every time veganism comes up, someone pipes up and shouts, ‘If it were healthy, you wouldn't need to take supplements!’ Dude. So many omnivores take supplements on a regular basis. In old age, during pregnancy, as athletes, etc.

It's from February, but it's still true: very good puppies! They deserve a treat. www.them.us/story/puppyg...

Good morning lovelies! It's #throwbackthursday so I throw one of my favourite pairs of boots I have ever been gifted in your feed. Sadly, I don't use them as often as I like for trampling etc, but maybe there's a boot lover out there, and one day it's gonna happen? #madame #boots #rangerboots

CN: Menstruation A question for people menstruating: What's the price of pads and tampons in your country? I've recently seen prices that are absolutely crazy! For comparison, I live in Germany. We usually have tampon sizes mini, normal, super and super plus, depending on the flow.

Lovers of restrictive foil bondage still get some free time in addition to the booked time, so they can enjoy their pleasure as long as possible. But don't let your fantasies take over too much ! Even if you think you can lie like this for hours, after a certain time it becomes demanding! #madame