Let me tell you lads, the mouthfeel on this one is quite exquisite.

It only took 83 years, but it’s finally Friday again. #FCF

Witness my full might! Pile driver is for everyone! #Zangief #StreetFighter6

Good morning! Will it be a long day? #uncut #foreskin #zebratos

Oh today is the laziest of days…

Good night 😘

FCF hello hello

It happened again 😩

I would love to have someone in the office that could motorboat my belly now and then.

Hey there fella

Winter morning light is so truthful.

Just found out that you can’t use the iOS image cleanup tool on dickpics because it will censor your dick! 🙃 (I took a pic I liked, but only later saw there was a piece of lint on the tip…)

While all of y’all are out tonight going to the club and having fun and sucking dick and cock I’m staying at home on the sofa watching drag race and honestly I’m ok with that.

Ok. Going to bed. Good night!

It’s time to log off. Because it’s Friday!

Unfortunately you ordered from a dodgy site and this is what they delivered. Better luck next time from a more reputable seller!

I’m here with the package you ordered.

this entire video is AI generated. the promotional text on their website advertising this event is AI generated. I would really expect a photographer and fellow artist to know better than to do this... the fact replies are disabled speaks volumes 👎

Barely made it for monochrome Monday

The balls are the friends of the cock. 🥜🍆

Oh hey it’s #FCF

Back to the office again after holidays. Thank god it’s a short week.

First dickpic of 2026: With a jaunty little halo around it.

Happy new year sweeties. Lovelies. Cuties.

Last dickpic of 2025. Hoping for a bright 2026.

Merry Xmas!

Rising my mast! Do you think it’ll qualify as a full one? @thefullmast.com #erection #bigdick #fullmast #intact #zebratos

Hug me I’m cold

Yule log

Hey I just made eggnog. And jerked off, but that’s beside the point. Want some ‘nog?

Wrapping presents today

Good night!

Making time to get some bathroom selfies is an essential part of good planning skills. #corporateladder

Well lubricated for smooth operation.

I really want to frot with you 🥺

Hark! The Christmas bells are ringing! #swing #ring #malebits #uncut #slomo #Zebratos

Would you motorboat my belly even if I’m in the nastiest restroom at the office?

Good morning to all the cuties in my phone.

Early Fat Cock Gets The Bird

I keep getting these things mixed up. Is today the tummy day?

Uuuuuh, Willy Wednesday?

Also today’s look at work. Apparently my pants are too tight. Sigh.

Thanks for the weekend y’all!

Thick ropes were shot.

Just did the greatest wank I’ve had in a long time.

Bleeding heart rant time, feel free to ignore. I have a colleague who is the sexiest man I know. He’s tall dark and handsome, has a glorious beard, bushy eyebrows and twinkling eyes. He has a cute little butt. He even smells good! Naturally I’ve developed a crush on him.