A magnetometer is just a metal detector right?

I can drive a marathon faster than a person can run it. Who cares?

People just really like popcorn for some reason. Breakfast - popcorn Elevenses - popcorn Listening to a select committee hearing for work - popcorn Lunch - popcorn

Given the current stupid discourse about nationalism and immigration this is an excellent listen from @99pi.org

An important world record was broken in London yesterday.

7.83Hz!

Can someone please explain this to the Spanish and Latinos.

So was it a Maga ultra trying to kill journos for Trump then?

Basically the more they know you the less they like you.

I just noticed with horror that Bluesky added a 'Go live' feature. Anyone I see 'going live' will be instantly blocked.

For most bartenders these days a Harvard is just a Cognac Manhattan swapping in the Cognac for the Rye but this is the version I always made, gomme and all, in spite of the ridicule I've received over the years I stand by it and you should give it a go.

Wow. It's great that more people are cycling and all but watching this makes me glad I'm not cycle commuting in London anymore. I think I prefer dicing with the buses and taxis to getting stuck in bike congestion.

Reagan's head...... on a spike.

They might not think he can win them a GE but they should still put him in charge just to see what he can do with 3yrs an enormous majority and not being hampered by worrying about winning the next election.

I'm as much of a fan of space exploration as anyone but I don't think moonboob is "the most amazing video ever!". At least Apple are getting their money's worth.

Wakes up Checks phone Oh look the US has done something stupid again.

Costa Rica is sooooo much nicer than the US to be fair.

Quantum superstrait.

Still fucking weird that US leaders all have, at least to pretend, to believe in magic.

I think more discussion is also needed about the 2nd guy.

These sound amazing.

Marco Rubio exits, with commentary from One Man and his Dog.

Cool. Now let's sanction the fuck out of Israel and prevent another genocide.

So cool.

Hotter take. Fuck no.

Happy Spring Egg Day to all who celebrate.

Sometimes I wander onto this app and just think "what the fuck is this all about then?" Like last week when all the Usians were really upset about kids learning joined up handwriting.

The "growth government" blocking inward investment and job creation.

Donald Trump is a sleeper agent for the "want humanity to survive" side.

Good news for the Green Party.

Can we all just pretend he has won so I can fill up my car again?

My off-grid solar isn't stuck in the Strait of Hormuz

Wait until they hear about the prequel - Dune O - The Way to San José

I have a restorers joke but it needs a bit of work.

The Antichrist vs The Pope. Live from Roooome!!

And people say Bluesky doesn't understand jokes.

Spotify daylist - here's your chilled, goth electronica Tuesday morning list. Plays The Lightning Seeds.

Typical liberals, they say they want to protect the NHS, next thing you know they're cosying up to big llama.

Watching the F1 weekend warmup show and they just said after Melbourne they've headed East to Shanghai.

This is a wonderful thread.

I blame the Hormuz shipping chokepointerati.

Imagine flying all the way to Florida for a badly cooked steak and some boiled potatoes. He should have gone to Harvester.

When civilization does finally collapse I think the thing I'll miss most is baking paper.

These days.

I really hope Rubio eventually snaps and goes on a murderous rampage through the administration.

As I put fuel in the car just now I can't pretend I wasn't imagining kicking Netanyahu's teeth through the back of Trump's skull.

Some Glen Grant 12 and Starfleet Academy for Friday night, with dog and cat for company.

This is actually very good. Fuck the current iteration of Shabana Mahmood.