Called it.

Overturn this! 😎

There are more Belgium supporters than there are Belgians today.

As in 1066 England will prevail against the Norwegians before tragically losing to the French a couple of weeks later.

I'm sorry but schools opening late because England are in the last 16 of the world cup is fucking stupid.

This is amazing. Just keep clicking 'add more people' until it's all people.

Does this mean my kids are sleeper agents?

Nothing will satisfy anti-immigration campaigners. So we should give them nothing.

There's something worse than holding those tiny clip on microphones.

I really hope they do shots out of it later.

Alibaba releases GPT-5.7 to help you find that lawnmower part.

Thanks but I don't need any more reasons not to go to Australia.

Lol

Perm urgency mod cast.

Owen gracious as ever.

Damn I missed lectern watch.

It's Monday which presumably means a new Prime Minister and someone making millions betting on the price of oil going up.

I'm not holding my breath but maybe some interesting policy is emerging.

Be it sausages, fat lads or Prime Ministers the UK is going to burn 'em this weekend.

Happy solstice to those of you who circle the sun.

Hydration break.

The Sky News reporter is the only person in the country who doesn't know who Count Binface is.

A tactical vote on election day keeps the fascists away.

A classic of the genre.

Usians learning that non-Usians drink more than two beers in a session.

I've got something in my eye.

Hamilton absolutely rang it's neck on that lap. #f1

How long before Bluesky becomes an endless scroll of promoted video content?

"We didn't see this coming" They should have been on Bluesky for the last two years.

Monaco is such a stupid fucking race. It has no place being on the calendar. #f1

Up in the hills.

The 14th month.

It would probably be more comforting to the parents if Vance shut the fuck up and respected their wishes. This is the problem with outsourcing your morality.

Featuring Kenwood House where I used to regularly have tea and The Spaniard where I used to regularly have boozy lunches.

Reform want to cut 1,000,000 jobs and £100bn a year from the economy.

I really hope there's more to this than the performative appointment of Amy Lame as nighttime tzar or whatever bullshit title it was.

Can Trump ride a bicycle?

Cash only.

Reform's genius plans to cut energy bills by making energy production more expensive.

Anyone got any good comedy podcast recommendations? Please don't say 3 Bean Salad because I think it's shit and don't understand the hype. Also please share if you see this so I might get some decent recs. Thanks.

I've asked him six times already, I've put the chairs on the tables, the lights are up, the music's been off for half an hour and the staff are all stood outside having a cigarette. If this guy doesn't fuck off soon I'll have to call the police.

That new Ferrari is so much uglier than the electric Jag everyone was moaning about.

Are you supposed to get bitten that many times while catching a snake?

Butter in the fridge weather in May!

The Guardian's most Guardian view on the deeper meaning of a football team winning a trophy.

This man is not a leader.

I'm torn between my love of space exploration and really wanting to see Musk's rocket explode again.