In the same way a man caresses a mare's mane to ride her

I'm thinking of silly goals I can keep track of for the new year Right now I have: shit in 50 different bathrooms, try every flavor of shots of a bar I like and successfully ragebait someone 25 times. Any more ideas?

My head is getting fucked raw

Can't believe this one flopped. What happened to the place I used to love?

Been so long without using bluesky I forgot about the tabs system and I come back to this I'm so proud past Denet, you were always perfect

I'm confused cause twitter has been broken for some time now

Es tan gracioso como tanta gente esta culpando a Pedro Sanchez del apagón como si el presidente fuese un mago de la electricidad cuyo trabajo es controlar la corriente española

Because of the new Mario Kart's price I see myself forced to drink 10 beers and make the A-2 highway my new rainbow road. I hope you are happy Nintendo

"Invite me to dinner first" ? Bro you are my dinner

Unos estudiantes de México hicieron esta película después de que "Emilia Pérez" una pelicula francesa que da lugar en México llena de esteriotipos racistas sobre una chica trans fuese nominada a muchos Oscars. La recomiendo mucho es graciosisima y mejor representación www.youtube.com/watch?v=iLT4...

Life update: I got a cool navaja

This in my opinion is equivalent to a marriage proposal

The lovable cutie store called, they are running out of you!

So about me saying I was gonna start using Bluesky more

OMG KIM hiiiii

THE NEW ACCOUNT GOT BANNED IN 10 HOURS!! NEW RECORD!

This is the fourth time my twitter account has been banned I'm so fucking done

Oh bluesky you are the neglected child I should love more

Oh bluesky you are the neglected child I should love more

I'm Jhon Woke, creator of woke, and I'm here to tell you that there is a group who are the "evil people" and this "evil people" are irredimable. We have to kill all the "evil people" and then there wont be any more evil in the world. If all "evil people" die all your life problems will be fixed

I'm not taking enough advantage that you can say faggot here. There is some bangers waiting to be made

I'm Harry Elysium from the critically aclaimed Disco Elysium "I'm a superstar cop pew pew communism" I need 50 real.

I don't feel like thinking what to post, I just wanna interact with my oomfs

>Dates a cop >Inmediately becomes a victim of domestic violence What did Arcane meant by this?

>Dates a cop >Inmediately becomes a victim of domestic violence What did Arcane meant by this?

I haven't felt this good in a long long time. I'm going to ride this high for as long as it lasts.

Big things happening (I'm buying Vodka)

Grown ass man eating an icecream in the street in the middle of november.

OMG is that volition from the critically acclaimed game of video Disco Elysium?

No "no homo"! www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxYI...

The days of the week but I write them with my eyes closed and the phone upside down 👇 Sonfes Dbalofb Msofjeosp Hspqix je Friday Jdosnsal Pchwpn

The real way to solve this "loneliness epidemic" and the current plague of incels it's just walkable cities and easy to access higher education. Just make it so teens can live happy lives with their friend groups and they won't turn into incels in the first place

More Pokémon Elysium. In this episode Harry tames God. #DiscoElysium #Pokemon

I understand the allure of wanting to be a "carry guns and wear leather jackets" Black Panther but there's a case to be made that the most dangerous ones were the "feed kids breakfast and teach them about settler colonialism" Black Panthers

Hey I've heard all the cool kids are posting pictures from their devices without explanation. You better get on the trend or you'll forever be a loser unable to make any friends and you will never earn your father's love

Me sale el Charizard EX que es guapísima con una full cinemática mostrándote lo bueno que es el arte y yo estoy flipandolo. Después sale slowpoke y me empiezo a reir en plan jaja no pasa nada slowpoke a ti te quiero igual que a charizard y al final me sale slowpoke con full ilustración. Yo me parto

Not to get all political #discoelysium

Finally was able to watch Look Back. I loved the manga so much, it's so important to me, and I fell in love again while watching the movie. I'm filled with joy and hope

I've made a documment commenting on every comunidad autónoma of Spain for all queers from the US who are considering leaving if Trump wins. Please help spread the word if you know people who could be interested since I think it can help a lot. docs.google.com/document/d/1...

One of the worst consequences if Trump wins is how many corporations that follow US law will be able to avoid ALL enviromental regulations. Current international efforts were barely enough to prevent the worst scenario and unless almost every other country suddenly decides to go green we are fucked

Look at this weird fruit I've got. No clue what it is but it tastes very good

I ever share this one here? #DiscoElysium

A lot of acab and a lot of fuck the police, but here in Spain when there is a climatic disaster who you else can you call to fine the truck that parked in a double row to unload aid for the needy? Huh? Who is going to arrest the volunteers whom are actually saving lives?

Happy Halloween oomfs! Tonight I'm going out as a vampire so if you see me around offer me your neck

Harry is very pretty and cute #discoelysium

Detectives to watch out for #discoelysium

Inside of me there are two wolves: one is always sleepy and the other is always horny. Every day they fight to the death until only one remains and takes control for the rest of the day.