Lolololol Bondi lolololol

Preparation begins for the White Sox home opener tomorrow. Wings are marinating.

Shane Smith is turning back into a pumpkin before our very eyes.

Originally I wasn’t going to let it ride but thank god my addiction got the better of me.

ANOTHER GOALIE FIGHT!!!

Acuna is getting worn out in center field.

I bet against the Sox.

1-4

Beckham is night and day better in the booth than a couple years ago. Make it a three man where Schriffen only has to call the action.

All the White Sox do is hit GRAND SLAMS.

Ah what a great nap I just took. The White Sox were up 7-2 when I laid down. Now to check the final score.

STILL. ON. TRACK.

COLSON MONTGOMERY GRAND SLAM

COLSON MONTGOMERY GRAND SLAM. #WhiteSox

Only 160 games left.

MURAKAMI STILL ON TRACK FOR 162 HOME RUNS

Murakami is going to have more walks than Barry Bonds with this ass of a lineup surrounding him.

Spending my Saturday morning lugging around a 75 pound machine to tear up carpet in my parent’s basement. Is this what I get for not giving them grandkids?!

Go Sox.

Happy Opening Day to those who celebrate! I’m off to Milwaukee to watch YOUR Chicago White Sox.

What a pull from a random pack!

Nothing worse than having a new song pop up on Spotify, starting to really like the riff and then hearing M. Shadows start singing.

Are any family members of John Wilkes Booth or Lee Harvey Oswald still in the game? We could use them right about now.

You finally made it home Draped in the flag that you fell for And so it goes The ashes of the wake It's only getting worse.....

New album FUCKS.

Today is my Friday.

I could never work at Subway because I would throw up using that ice cream scoop to dollop out tuna salad. Fish shouldn’t be scooped!

Adidas pants and a hoodie to work today. I have given up until spring is sprung.

Someone at work just sent a Bing.com link. They should be fired immediately.

Crazy that after all the excitement of the World Baseball Classic, the players have to go back to playing like the Rockies on a Tuesday.

Hey my high school that I hated the entire time I was there won something!

West Ham scored an equalizer and all the commentators can do is jerk off City for their first goal.

I took the day off to go drink at a bar to celebrate St. Patrick’s Day with my favorite local news station.

Titans and Texans fans going after each other about this logo thing is just the best. Jags will be busy running the division in the meantime.

Winner gets Leeds at home?! COME ON YOU IRONS.

Are we fucking winning yet?

Happy birthday mommy!

Wow Port Vale. Very cool. I’d love to see them at London Stadium next round…..

$31 to park downtown near the courthouse for 30 minutes and $14.50 for the document that could have been just emailed to me. Another great day in the US of A!

CLEAN SHEET. Hermansen is incredible. What a result. #WHUFC #COYI

Stay hot Summerville. Come on you Irons. #WHUFC #COYI

This frosting coverage is an OUTRAGE.

If I never hear a Bon Jovi song again, it'll be too soon.

Sure doesn't look like an ear that was shot.

Fiiiiirrrrrree

Some of us are too cool to smile.