WHY IS HE STILL IN OFFICE. WHY ARE THE DEMOCRATS SO FUCKING WEAK. WHAT ARE WE DOING.

I love the new Spotify stats. Because now I know that Reel Big Fish made up 26% of my listening last week.

Wow! What sounded like the entire AEW Dynamite audience in Las Vegas tonight chanted "Fuck ICE! Fuck ICE!" in unison before the main event

LGBT friendly gun shop. The other side wakes up at night in a cold sweat thinking about places like this.

My great grandfather fought in the American Civil Jihad.

Real men cut up steamed baby carrots so that the 10 pound dog they’re watching eats her food.

Very sad. 71 seems young in this day and age.

Man, Arnold’s balls take a beating in Total Recall.

does anyone know when MELANIA 2 comes out

Dog sitting this weekend. 😍

TOMASSO CIAMPAAAAAAAA #AEWDynamite

It’s amazing how quickly the traffic on the way home completely evaporates my good mood.

I just started reading Mistborn and I'm almost done. It had to be my $9.99 Kindle purchase that made them decide.

Stop letting writers choose the hall of fame.

On the other hand, Buck Sexton is a bitchin’ porno name.

The national guard showing up to Minneapolis.

The people who spent years defending and even lionizing Kyle Rittenhouse and Ashli Babbitt now want us to believe that an unarmed mother in her car and a disarmed nurse were domestic terrorists who deserved to be murdered by law enforcement.

I don’t know how to say this without saying this but if anyone knows a group that is organizing for the incoming civil war, I would like to be put in contact.

Mateus Fernandes looking like a bargain at 40 million. #COYI #WHUFC

6:30 am start. #COYI #WHUFC

Hot In Herre was on the radio when I turned on my car

White Sox sign a reliever and then a couple hours later, I get a phone call about getting season tickets again. I think it’s going to take more than that, Jerry.

Nope.

7:41 PM. Drunk. Full of tacos. Going to bed.

Craig Ferguson is hosting fucking Scrabble?! Glad he’s getting money but god damn he is missed in late night

There's one foolproof way to gauge whether someone is a millennial or a zoomer: Ask them how they learned the difference between Iceland and Greenland. If the answer is from D2: The Mighty Ducks, you're talking to a millennial. Otherwise, zoomer.

When I wanna read a comic strip and my selection is limited

And that’s a deep drive…..

Bears lose.

Best city in the world.

IF YOU HATE TOTTENHAM STAND UP. #COYI

Came across the word "Maladroitly" and I wanted to know what it means. Definition: "In a maladroit manner." Ok lets look up "maladroit". Definition: "Lacking adroitness." Fuck you. Reading is dumb.

Have a ska-tastic Friday everyone.

A dark cloud just settled over my couch.

Not to brag but these were still warm when I just bought them.

Trevor. Why can’t you be normal??? Falling down after handing the ball off. 😂😂

Caleb Williams Signals Boisterous Chicago Home Crowd To Eat Less Loudly https://theonion.com/caleb-williams-signals-boisterous-chicago-home-crowd-to-eat-less-loudly/

Never a good thing when The Body is making sense.

The Popemobile has seen better days.

Lookin' for the one that did it But like in Vogue, no, you're never gonna get it 'Cause I'm the one with the fat mad skills And I won't choke like the Buffalo Bills

"Yeah we're keeping McDaniel. Wait, Harbaugh is available?!"

Already tired of the word "slop".

Excellent stuff from Slovenia.

Arrest the owner for having $5k worth of Funko Pops.

Minneapolis was the start of something in the past. Time for it to be again. Time for action.

NEW: Second video shows ICE shooting in Minneapolis. A woman, a U.S. citizen, was killed