So they didn’t record OR transcribe the grand jury proceedings against Comey AND James? Seems like some bullshit to me!

Your boy!

Is America great again yet?

Say what you want but Trump was a genius in business keeping his costs down. Simple……. HE NEVER PAID FOR GOODS OR SERVICES!

Hey @FLOTUS you giving up that nooky to Donald today? Or have you put your chastity belt back on after finding out he lied to you just like he’s lied to the world?

Can you imagine the names on the White House visitors logs this morning?

This is what Mika gets paid $10 million dollars a year to do. Good grief!

I’m confused. If Trump was actually in the White House why didn’t he actually go to the skiff instead of phoning into it to talk to boebert?

Hey American farmers, you still think Trump is a smart man? Do you STILL trust him? Dude was trying so hard to see a naked 13 year old that Maxwell said his nose print was left on the window he was peeping so hard!

You know it’s true. @realDonaldTrump is an outsider. He’s a pedophile and MOST of us are not.

And of course instead of focusing on the treasure trove of Epstein emails this morning. @Morning_Joe had to have on pro-Trump supporter @SenFettermanPA fat ass. Turned the dial with a quickness!

I messed up and looked into the window as I was leaving and peanut was looking at me like “WHERE ARE YOU GOING WITHOUT ME”!

That just broke me in two! Ugh I love Peanut SOOOO MUCH!

Taking my baby to surgery and I have horrible stomach cramps and I’m miserable. Ugh

Twice yesterday my books started pouring blood and I can’t figure out why. Cold weather? Maybe!

Was texting with a friend of mine last night and he was bummed his girlfriend broke up with him. So he asked her if she loved him anymore and she says “I love you I’m just not IN love with you”. After much prodding she finally admitted that someone from her past had reconnected

If a man cheats on his wife and kids how can he still be described as a “good guy” or a “family man”?

Hey @KingJames I’ve been saying it for YEARS now but Brendon Haywood totally exposed you on TV as doing/being on steroids. Chael Sonnen co-signed it YEARS ago! YOU’RE NOT LEBRON—-YOU’RE LE-FRAUD!

If the NBA wants to rid itself of the LeBron issue they can politely ask the Lakers to trade him away to give him the hint that he’s over with. It would do us all a favor!

Dear @VP it’s just a matter of time now that Trump will be out of that building. And IF you pardon him for being a PEDOPHILE it will be YOUR ASS out next! So shit your dicksucker and prepare yourself for havoc! PS-send @SLOTUS down to Atlanta for some R&D! (Relax and dicking)

Hey @realDonaldTrump how’s it going tubby? Have you already barricaded your fat ass in the White House bunker Or are you busy this morning throwing ketchup bottles at the walls!

@realDonaldTrump has no reverence for the office he holds. He just k owes that’s keeping him out of prison and that’s fine with him. Doesn’t care about his kids, his wives or MAGA! Time to wake up sleepy faces!

And let’s just PRETEND that if any high profile democrats were in those records and Trump didn’t want to expose them out of the kindness in his heart id tell you that you’re reading a bad movie script. TRUMP HAS NO COMPASSION IN HIS HEART AT ALL!

If Bill Clinton was prominently In the Epstein files Trump would have thrown him to the wolves by now as bait! No question at all!

So now I know why @realDonaldTrump THINKS he’s a bad ass tough guy! It’s because he successfully raped and sexually assaulted PRE-TEENS! A man that MORBIDLY obese and disgusting overpowered those CHILDREN and had his way! YOU CANT HIDE ANYMORE DON THE CON!

Dude still sounds amazing!! Christopher Cross – Sailing youtu.be/sjTEBmMDYgE?... via @YouTube

@DAGToddBlanche MorningTodd! You dishonest motherfucker you! Now that we KNOW you had a script for Maxwell to try and exonerate Trump. Don’t you think it’s time to resign and scamper away like the hairy little BITCH that you are? Shady asshole!

Stuffys touchdown dance!

COME ON #MAGA ⁦‪@HouseGOP‬⁩ @GOP

Hey #MAGA is THIS the man you guys keep portraying as having a body like a Greek god? Dudes got titty’s like Dolly Parton!

As a man that grew up in the 80’s-90’s I can tell you that Trump had HUGE man-teets even back then. He’s ALWAYS been slovenly and greasy.

If I’m Trump (thank god I am NOT) I’d be running for the hills right about now. This was in an email from Epstein’s brother DOGGING Trump and his pedophile ways! It’s astonishing of not stupid!

When I heard about the emails last nigh I can’t stop laughing at Trump. I mean I’ve always known that he was a piece of shit but damn! The email where Ghilaines clowning him about his nose print on the windows so fucked up! Trump was chomping at the bit to get to those kids!

Dear @GOP this has to be the tenth time since @realDonaldTrump has been back in office that I have told you THIS is the reason you can rid yourselves of the “Trump problem” FOREVER! Pressure him to resign or impeach him today! TRUMP IS A PEDOPHILE! PURE AND SIMPLE!

Think amount this for a second. Epstein who’s literally one of the worst pedophiles EVER in America made fun of and clowned Donald Trump for being CREEPY! The biggest creep in American history thought that TRUMP was the GREATEST creep in American history! Suck it maga!

Trump will release Ghislaine , put her on Air Force 1 and lose her somewhere we can never find her.

PREDICTION: the Epstein files will make watergate look like CHILDS PLAY! This will end up being the biggest political scandal of all time!

I just need SOMETHING to stick to Trump so we can be rid of him. Personally I think he will have a massive heart attack and die IF the democrats somehow manage to get those files to us to read. He’s too big a woos to live through it.

Damn ⁦‪@realDonaldTrump‬⁩ your favorite child rapist clowned you behind your back too! JUST LIKE US!

Hey @realDonaldTrump how much longer before we find out that YOU had Epstein killed in prison?

The Epstein emails should tell us all at least one thing. Trump had him killed!!

Grijalva is going HARD in the paint!!!! Calling bitches out!!!!

The emails that came out from Epstein to Ghislaine have Trump shitting green Twinkies and has called an emergency meeting at the White House. DONALD TRUMP MUST BE REMOVED FROM OFFICE!

Thank god peanuts getting her toe removed tomorrow! Got home just now and it’s so huge that it’s crazy.

Oatmeal with coconut flakes, sugar free syrup, walnuts and cranberries.

The shit I’m listening to at this gym.

Same dudes from yesterday are here today comparing their length and girth between the three of them. Are men REALLY this fucking simple and disgusting? First it was married women crave them now who’s got the biggest dick. Ugh

Democrats were WINNING the government shutdown argument/problem and DEMOCRATIC senators bent over and took Trumps 3 inch killer right in the asshole and said “thank you sir may have another”! Assholes!