I have to get MRI’s on my neck and my back and I’m dreading it! I am claustrophobic as hell! Ugh

Hey @RickJacksonGA this the look you make when you’re getting power bottomed by Trump? Asshole!

Supposedly my “newly divorced” neighbor lady is “dating”. All while her loud ass talking ex-husband STILL lives there and STILL shares the bed with her. She’s also now claiming that she receives $20,000 per month “stipend” from her families oil rigs. Her lies are confusing!!

GREAT MOVIE! Omg amazing and funny as hell! Just Once James Imgram The last american virgin HD youtu.be/v7ALlx8lpvY?... via @YouTube

There is an EXTREMELY pregnant woman in the gym this morning recording herself twerking on the mirror in front of us ALL! And I mean beach ball sized belly. Ready to pop that kid out any second. Ugh man! Twerking is so fucking stupid!

My latest sneaker delivery!!

Shit, let a 12 year old girl walk into the room and this buffoon will be so awake his mother will rise from the dead!!!

Dear America, @TigerWoods isn’t healed. His addiction hasn’t been beaten. NOPE! He hurried his bitch ass home AFTER his prescription meds were LEGALLY allowed to be released to the prosecution! STOP FALLING FOR TIGERS GAMES!

Dear Ohio, If you allow @VivekGRamaswamy to win that election your kids will be FORCED to eat curry and na’an for lunch EVERY FUCKING DAY OF THE WEEK! They will come home with bleached veneers and they will co home smelling like dog shit!

Hey @burtjonesforga promise us that once you LOSE this election that you’ll go quietly back to your local KKK chapter and fuck ALL the way off!! You’re a fucking criminal piece of shit! So come to Alpharetta and I’ll tell you right to your smug, shit eating, Trump blowing face!

Hey @VP you stupid hill Billy FUCK you! It doesn’t really matter what you “INHERITED” dick hole! Trump said it was a shit show and he would still be able to fix it! Fuck off revising history!! RECENT HISTORY AT THAT!

As we plummet into the abyss. Kash is flying around the world drunker than a skunk PRETENDING to be fighting crime! What a jerkoff!

As Americas in a free fall, Trump has his band of goons globe trotting and embarassing us every step of the way. We are SOOOOO fucked!

@FBIDirectorKash prove me wrong!!!

As life progresses it’s really sad that people you have shared so many great times with seem to forget how great they really were. Anger is one thing, disappointment is one as well..but neglect is a totally different monster all together.

For Stuffys birthday daddy ate McDonald’s French fries AND a regular cheese burger and I’m here to tell ya! Shit was expensive but it was also DELICIOUS!!!

Dear @FBIDirectorKash so fucking what another politician spent $7,000 at a bar with his staff. HE IS NOT THE FBI DIRECTOR! You fucking dweeb!!!

Well no shocker here BUT Trump is yet again missing a dictator’s ass and cock in person. But we all KNOW once he gets on that plane he will start pretending he dog walked China when he was there. Pathetic crumb!

Hey @RickJacksonGA dude your commercials are so lame! You’re an old ass man bro! Stop your tough talk! WE DO NOT BELIEVE YOU! Weaker than a wet paper bag!

Dear @Morning_Joe you guys keep trying to walk back your love for Trump but it’s TOO LATE! Cheer him on Mika! Blow him Joe if Mika won’t. Wake him up! We are NOT shocked!' Joe slams AG Pam Bondi's distractions at Senate he... youtube.com/shorts/FrvQD... via @YouTube

Well @stephenasmith I have some really bad news for you bro. They have located 7 of your former “teammates” and they are ALL going to spill your beans on live tv! Are you willing to take a polygraph and THEY all have agreed To do so?

86-Ka$h Patel! Boot him the fuck out of that office and drop him off at my house. I’d love to enjoy a MAN to BOY talk.

Dear @FBIDirectorKash bro this is how fucking stupid you are. You commissioned a whisky manufacturer to make “PERSONALIZED” whisky but you say you don’t and you say you don’t drink “on the job”.

Sneaker of the day!!!

Sneaker of the day!!!

Today’s my buddy’s 5th birthday. Stud

I served in Haiti and constantly got in trouble for giving my food and water away to the kids that were starving there. For months no matter what part of the island I was at numerous kids would follow me there just to have a chance to get my food.

If you’re just now discovering that Trump is a black woman hating piece of shit. It’s more than likely that YOU are a black woman hating piece of shit!

There are a few things that I learn when traveling for business. The first is that it’s clearly obvious women care to leave shit clean and orderly then men do. And secondly, men are disgusting pigs no matter the city OR state!

@stephenasmith is all butt hurt because he KNOWS that the black population AS A WHOLE thinks he’s a fraud. And he is! His response: “I grew up in queens and yall think I sold out to the white man?” It’s false equivalency at best. You are a sellout dude!

Dear @HouseDemocrats and @SenateDems ok you have officially drowning due 2020 election results. Why are you STILL wasting our money on that question? Do you think you’re proving them to be liars? We already know that. MOVE THE FUCK ON ALREADY!

PLEASE run for president you bald headed, big nose morherfucker @stephenasmith I can wait to see you decimated then fired by every news source you CLAIM you own! Stephen A. Smith Wants ‘Every Black Person to Vote Republican’ — But the... youtu.be/M6FSwQD9Puo?... via @YouTube

Dear @RickJacksonGA another day is upon us and you’re just as vapid and shit of a human being and fits disgusting. I WILL ASK AGAIN! Try to follow and answer. Who’s going to be doing all of this killing that you’re threatening in the commercial?

So listen. I voted for Kamala and proud to have done so. Hillary as well. But the fact that she lost to such a flawed and corrupt person should tell you why she lost. And it’s her color! Sadly, she cannot win the office this time around either!!

Trump is trash!! Trump forgot his own Fort Knox stunt #shorts youtube.com/shorts/nnB0T... via @YouTube

I probably shouldn’t laugh about this but it was funny. There was a long line of people to poop at the airport. One big dude finally got in a stall and within 10 seconds you hear “god fucking damn it!!! My phone just dropped into the toilet!” Hilarious!

Dear China, Trump is coming your way and do is ALL a favor and arrest him for war crimes and keep him there for the rest of his life.

Yeah HE’S the one making requirements FOR children’s physical fitness testing! Good grief!

Kevin Durants “legacy” is rapidly deteriorating for all to see. I’m sorry but if ANYONE in the league OR in that locker room described me as “moody” I’d be a bit perturbed!

OH BOY! Judges that YOU appointed are going against you now in efforts to wait it out until the midterms!!! Kelly: “He tried to throw me in jail” youtube.com/shorts/NPnzH... via @YouTube

OH NO NO NO NO NO MAGA! Don’t come knockin’ on ‘my Door for sympathy! You voted for him THREE flippin’ TIMES!!! So it’s YOUR ASSES that put America on crutches! Not. US!

I hate when people I haven’t seen in DECADES asks me to talk to their kids about the perils of drugs because they caught them doing drugs. Could I be the LOSER that did drugs on his own in some alleyway? NOPE

I love how people scream at Usher concerts. Sorta like how they would scream the next morning if they took him to bed.

If you need a ballroom, I don’t need YOU!

I just took a look at the new VW van and I’m in fucking love bro!!! So dope! If I didn’t need a car that can travel out of town so much I’d totally have one! Stuffy loved it too!!!

Guess who Biden did NOT pardon? JOE FUCKING BIDEN! Know who WILL pardon himself? DONALD JERKOFF TRUMP!

@danawhite actually said that it may look like “Trump is failing the country but in 3-4 years from now we are going to marvel” at what Trump has done. Well Dana you dumb bald fuck! WE DONT HAVE ANOTHER 3-4 YEARS TO WAIT! He’s fucking us up NOW!

Hey shitpipe @stephenasmith getting an “honorary” doctorate is a byproduct of you DONATING! not because you were some sports hero bro. Self aggrandizing at best! Jason Whitlock Responds to Stephen A. Smith’s Profanity-Laced Meltdown |... youtu.be/S0HcP-KoqaQ?... via @YouTube