I cannot fucking wait for ICE to show up in Philadelphia. The black panthers are gonna be waiting for them assholes!

Why does Pete Hegseth pretend that he’s the authority on what is and what is NOT manly? Dude is such a wasted Jerkoff! Has more hair products in his hair than ANY woman I’ve ever met. If boning Erika Kirk makes you a man…wha happened to old Charlie boy?

So on point! Cabinet Meeting Cold Open - SNL youtu.be/vvX_02EGYl0?... via @YouTube

It’s REALLY sad to think that every addict in my life believes that it’s MY fucking job to save their lives!’ Do they not understand that my life is predicated on surviving MY own addictions?

Dear Mother Nature. I moved To Georgia for a reason and now you’re fucking that all up!

Trump was right…gas is only $2.99…but only if you ADD ANOTHER $2.99 on top of that. Asshole!

@thesassyliberal.bsky.social thank you for following me!

Every Sunday come the heat, the cold, the rain, the snow…I grill for my meal throughout the week. Buy this cold is making me rethink my every life decision. Best part of it is that Stuffy demands being able to come out and dance to whatever music I’m listening to.

I watched the @JakeLang video from Minnesota and I’ll express how much I hate these fake ass tough “white power” men in America. Why did he think this stunt was worthwhile? Because in his TINY brain he THOUGHT people were scared of him because he talks so tough.

Jake Lang is just another shit talking wanna be tough guy. But when he was given a shot to prove it…he buckled and cried like a little BITCH!

Dear White people, It’s 20 degrees outside and you’re playing pickleball. Stop disgracing me!!

@realDonaldTrump is dumber than High Pitch Eric. Republicans GO SILENT as Trump Threatens ENTIRE WORLD youtu.be/DDsMrEYqbcs?... via @YouTube

Dear little jerkoffs on college campuses nation wide. You guys keep saying that you could never do @realDonaldTrump job? How fucking lazy are you little dweebs? Trump literally does NOTHING outside of golf and tweet.

Don’t let Thom Tillis fool you since he got that 15 minutes of fame! If he’s “sick of stupid” when is HE going to go away and allow us the pleasure of NEVER seeing him again!!! What say you @SenThomTillis since you’re coming out of your OWN stupidity by supporting and coddling

@ScottJenningsKY is a bitch! Not that hard to understand or see! The Exact Moment Ana Navarro SNAPPED at MAGA Guest youtu.be/IsB6CJl4Iu8?... via @YouTube

2 fucking MORON MAGA men next to me claiming the protestors in Minnesota are paid actors by George Soros! You can’t help but marvel at their lack of understanding.

When/If Jerome Powell leaves office who will his replacement be? I’m betting Mayor McCheese will be the nominee!!!

Ralph screwed himself over SO HARD back in the day suppressant his own solo career when he was the hottest singer in the planet and all for the dudes in NE that didn’t even consider that fact.

This bitches vocal fry is beyond annoying as fuck! youtube.com/watch?v=UQvM...

I honestly never thought that in my lifetime white people would be this quiet when other AMERICANS are being beaten, tortured, dumped like trash OR being killed! These racist white folks in DC are so afraid of losing their seats that they just sit on their hands and do SQUAT!

I’m just an old white man living in this third world country people call “America” that being said… I am SUPER pumped/excited to see the “Black Panther Party” roaming the streets of Philadelphia and letting it be KNOWN that they aren’t running from an armed conflict!

I made this statement a while back and is another post that I predicted and was prove right for. Have you noticed that Trump is ONLY picking on small countries that have no ability to fight back against us?

When Jesse Ventura was at the height of his political career he 100% could have won the presidency. Dude is so prolific when you hear him speak! I wish he would have jumped in INSTEAD of moving to Mexico.

Dear brazen jerkoffs that find what’s happening in America funny or entertaining, I PROMISE you that I am not the one to laugh at in person. NOPE! This is your warning and there will be no 2nd one.

Dear Merrick Garland, you are to blame for this!! Your hesitation in charging Trump has lead us down one of the darkest periods of time in this country! This pic goes out to you! Jerkoff!!!!!

In 100% convinced that the next president is going to have a field day arresting and charging these morons. And Trump will NOT have the wherewithal to do anything about it. At this point he struggles just to say his kids names.

So I took a little time to look at that list of people who work for ICE and some of these assholes are the SAME Proud Bots. That were pardoned by Trump sn you are NOT allowed to work for that department if you have been arrested pr convicted.

I have a friend that’s WAY TOO TRUSTING that’s agreed to help finance a real estate project in Tennessee and today I had to have a “heart to heart” with this contractor of his and the discussion was short and sweet.

WATCH THIS VIDEO! He explains it all! EXCLUSIVE: DL Hughley: Trump Arrested Venezuelan President Maduro to Distract Us from Epstein List | VladTV www.vladtv.com/article/3140...

A 14 year old CHILD claims in the Epstein files that Trump got her PREGNANT and the media, the Congress or the senate are saying shit about it. How is this America?

The NBA and the NFL are the only work places on the planet that a coach can get fired for poor performance then get a contract for $50-$100 million dollars. Man I’m in the wrong profession!!!

2 FULL hours on the stir master this morning!!

Someone wrote “terrorist, Pedophile, traitor and tyrant” on trumps Hollywood star. They forgot to write rapist, serial liar, narcissist, sexual assaulter, vapid, asshole AND felon! You’re welcome!

Dear Police precincts across the nation. THANK YOU GUYS for standing up to ICE and watching them WILT like the delicate flowers they are. We appreciate you ALL!!

ALMOST DUNZO!!

This CANNOT be fucking serious!

@TheLeadCNN You’re SO embarrassing dude. You’re not calling Trump out AT ALL for falling asleep and mumbling all of the fucking time. No! You just want to bash liberals so you can campaign for a job AFTER @CNN FINALY grows tires of you and ditch you!

Hey @realDonaldTrump you are so fucking EMBARRASSING and we don’t find you entertaining OR funny at all. Fuck all the way off!! IHIP News: 🚨 Trump PASSES OUT on LIVE TV in WEIRD Presser Surrounded by ... youtu.be/j9PbQ7W8NVo?... via @YouTube

Dear @RepJeffries I just want to point out some shit as to you why we do NOT trust or DESIRE your upcoming speaker of the house duties. #1. You say the same shit OVER AND OVER again so much that as soon as the day “trumps big ugly bill” we turn the tv off.

Growing up there were 2 kids that were the puppet warriors for every weak kid that was being bullied and pushed around. BOTH of them eventually got their asses handed to them and never heard from again which is EXACTLY what America needs TODAY!

Dear @GOP your tactics are so blindly stupid at this point. How many other CRIMES does the “liar in chief” have to commit BEFORE you guys find your balls? (Republican MEN & WOMEN!)

The Peaky Blinders movie is FINALLY coming out in June and I CANNOT freaking wait anymore!

He’s got rock star hair!

Richie just said “holy smokes”

Man…these kids feet STINK! Aye yi yi man

Why are ICE agents trying to have Mexican food on their lunch breaks? Get the fuck out of here! Go to McDonald’s or target.

Did you EVER think you would see the day when a factory worker is held to a higher standard than our own president? Thank God we have the UAW to protect him from being fired unjustly!

Lady at the gym just asked me if I would help her husband with workouts and I of course obliged. But when I asked what is most pressing issue is and she says “don’t know but I really don’t want my man to have bigger tits than me” SHAZAM!!!

Trumps whole pathetic cry baby routine over the ford worker calling him out is HILARIOUS! He got that dude suspended so Americans bound together and gave this dude enough loot to maybe retire on. What a baby elephant you are @realDonaldTrump