Hey @realdonaldtrump.govmirrors.com you’re a bitch and Gavin’s your pimp!!!

I’m so not with people throwing drinks at Rory McDonalds wife. But why the fuck did he take her there? This is trumps America. Where asshole Cretens think it’s funny to be asshole cretens.

HOLY SMOKES! Not sure how they got in there but there were 5 babies stuck in my gutters. When I finally got them out one of them stood there and stares at me with his “thank you” or “fuck you” look! You’re welcome squirrels!

The BEST laundry detergent on the market. Smells amazing and gets your clothes like super clean.

Barber says that Richie is the best baby haircut taker on the planet. Richie just chills and lets it happen. UNLESS there’s a girl on the shop because he LOVES ❤️❤️❤️ staring at girls.

I love the show “Bering Sea Gold” but man these dudes cry about money as much as Alison Victoria does. Shits annoying.

Oh and it gets better. A huge tree in the backyard fell last night. Ugh…

Somehow a baby squirrel got into my gutters to my house and I have to find a way to get it out. Sucks because parts of my house are 40ft high and I don’t have a ladder to get his ass out. Guess I’m finding a way to bait them up front and hopefully not get an anxious squirrel

Richie’s got big dipes!

So far I’ve taken over 2059 steps. So I’m booking fast on this machine!!!

Dear @PressSec you fancy yourself a “hardcore Christian” right? Well let me break it to you. God (if he even pasts attention to your ass) isn’t exactly counting on you to be in heaven. After all, you lie like a rug, you glaze over human torture and death.

I’m a UGA fan by default right. They need a quarterback so bad it’s killing me. I see no pathway to a national championship this season. Period

I did an experiment a while back. I didn’t put any deodorant on before I went to the gym and I’m here at minimum 2 hours every day. I swear to god..after 2 hours I still had no smell. So these people that come in here smelling like that it’s offensive as fuck.

Dude just got on the stairmaster 4 machines away from me but I smell him like he’s got his pit smashed on my face. Disgusting pig! Wash your ass!

Nothing better than coming to the gym and getting some random chicks 4-foot black hair in my mouth. I almost just puked! Ugh! Worst part is after I pulled it out of my mouth, it got tangled around my wrist and I couldn’t get it off.

I have a serious question to ask this morning. Elon Musk KNOWS he’s in the Epstein files…so why e he campaigning for them to be released? Republicans are confusing assholes man. Tell on themselves then blame Obama. Unfucking real!

I AM SHOCKED! ICE suspended the agent that pushed that woman to the ground? I totally expects for him to be promoted to the secret service detail protecting the resident lard ass in queef!

If @peterthiel is in the Epstein files there must have been a ton of free sick on that island too! But whose cod sack was Peter on? Trump? Allan DOUCHE-A-WITS? JD Vance? Matt Schlapp? Peter Navarro? You tell me unless he deep throated everyone’s dick at once!

If you believe that Charlie Kirk was a “messiah” a “free speech maestro” or whatever the fuck positive spin you can put on him please see your way off my page. I’m done with it all! People keep saying that he was this “great father” yeah? Prove that to me!

It’s just a matter of time now before @coachbrucepearl comes out as an extreme maga shit-for-brains! He’s already making videos calling Charlie Kirk a “messiah” and kissing his dead balls. Join me in welcoming Bruce to latest string of UNEMPLOYED morons taking out tax money!

@coachbrucepearl I am BEYOND happy you’re no longer coaching black kids. Racist motherfucker you! Charlie Kirk was a shit stain on this country and assholes like YOU defending him and praising him only proves it! YOU’RE DISMISSED!

Right now it’s ABUNDANTLY clear to me who the democrats need to have running for president….@Gavin. He’s the ONLY dem showing no fear at all! IN FACT: he’s running into that fear head first willing to take the fight on! HE HAS MY VOTE!

3 or so years ago I made my mind up that from that date forward I was going to stop being the person keeping my “friendships” going. Lo and behold when I did that I was proven right. I’m not giving people free shit so they stopped reaching out. Stick with me here…

@RepJeffries does the EXACT same arm movements that Trump does and let me tell you why. Secretly Hakeem LOVES him some Donald J. Trump! Just look at his behavior when he’s around Trump! He needs to be taken OUT of that leadership role today!

WELL OF COURSE TRUMP IS NOW GOING AFTER Fani Willis! She’s smart, she’s good at her profession and SHES A BLACK WOMAN! Nothing else matters to him outside of squashing black people!

@ByronDonalds is. Irving short of a face on a pancake box! Sold his heritage out to old white crackers! Clown shit! WATCH: Jasmine Crockett SHUTS DOWN Byron Donalds' STUNNING Hypocrisy youtu.be/Y1IzsBfUnFg?... via @YouTube youtube.com/watch?v=Y1Iz...

Thankfully I didn’t get bullied growing up. Mostly because I feared no one. I knew I’d get at least 1 punch in that would make that other person think to themselves “are we REALLY gonna do this?” Sadly I’m still THAT guy now…

Growing up there was this bully named Chris Stewart. He relentlessly picked on a kid named Greg Amos. Greg didn’t know how to fight, or so we thought. Until one day Greg told Chris to “knuckle up” as soon as we got off the bus. What happened next is legendary!

EVERY Democrat on the hill should be embarrassed and ashamed for EVER voting for @SpeakerJohnson Any guy that has “porn handcuffs” with an ADOPTED child shouldn’t even have been elected!

I wish of these dudes on Grinder would tape and release every bit of their conversations, and ACTIONS! You’ll see really fast that Matt Schlapp and Lindsey Graham are blowing more dudes than Liberace EVER did. Nothing wrong with it! Honesty would help them TREMENDOUSLY!

Let’s be serious for a minute…did you REALLY think the Comey indictment was legit? No fucking way! A real estate lawyer will NOT, can NOT and MUST NOT push this any further. Trump is so far gone that Trump can’t see how stupid he is.

I TOLD YA WHEN IT HAPPENED! Mike Johnson would be WORSE that KKKevin McCarthy. Dems were so happy with the choice. Morons! Now look what he’s doing!

I like Gordon Ramsey but I’ve had enough of Gordon Ramsey. It’s too much!

Just saw a young guy get into his car with a bouquet of flowers and a bag of chipotle. The flowers MIGHT get you laid..but chipotle? Nah

My kids are allowed to have ANYTHING they want for breakfast and of all cereals you can have they always just want “Life Cereal”. The worst tasting shit you can eat.

Dear Men, Wearing dress shoes with JEANS is fucking corny! Get you some dope Jordan 1 lows and stop being so lame! You’re welcome! If you need shoe advice send me a message.

If you actually believe in Hakeem Jefferies OR Chuck Shumer please tell me why? What has either of them done that gives you comfort? Hakeem blew it for me when I saw how he acted at Trumps inauguration. I’m done with him period.

Just heard that the grinder website actually went down during Charlie Kirk’s “memorial”. These republican men can’t wait to have a dick and balls in their mouths when they get away from their wives and kids. Wonder who Lindsey blew? Long Dong Silvers?

Winning the case against Comey isn’t the end goal. Trumps hoping this scares people and they start doing what he wants them to. Well here’s my FUCK you to Trump! I’ll never be scared of you!

LET’S DO THIS BRUTUS!

Uh oh! What did I do wrong?

Christians will have you believe that no matter the crimes you commit that all you have to do is accept Jesus Christ as your “lord and savor” and you’ll never perish but live in Heaven for eternity. So why not just commit crimes then pray for forgiveness the minute you die?

Why hasn’t Johnson & Johnson filed suit against Trump yet? They KNEW this was coming. If they don’t sue Trump I’m gonna be pissed!

This will piss #maga off big Time but fuck it. Obama was/is the GREATEST president of ALL time!