Guess who woke up thinking she was Demi Moore, circa 1991?

Yer Daily Reminder...

Here's what I believe: If AI eradicates the bulk of the world's populace, that's okay. We just have to figure a way to keep it from eradicating the stinking rich too...

I love how they don't waste effing time. #GOEU #GONATO

"Too dangerous for the public" means too dangerous for the Billy Boys...

Wait, that's an actual bird??

I thought the Giant Orange Shitbird was Speaker of the House...!?

I thought Gerry Mander was the Beaver...!?

Christening the throne...

What is your name? What is your quest? What is your favorite color...?

Kudos amigo mon frere...🫰😎

"God gave man a head and a penis, but not enough blood to work both at the same time." ~ Robin Williams

What's wrong with f*cking?? I mean, it's not going on all that often anymore, so if you want to talk about "PATRIOTISM"... 🎤

A women's bathroom presumably, so YEAH, this liberal ❤️s to f*ck. So, what's yer number, bitch? (Er, not you, Betty... Unless you, uhm, ❤️ 🎤 2?) 😁

Culling the masses, i.e. We the People, was in the plan all along...

What, he finally decide that he's coming back? 😫😂

Haven't seen this, the 3.4 rating (out of 10) from the audience does not bode well. Maybe I could get Melania to watch it and report back to us? If she doesn't like that idea, I might have to consider a Go Fund Me to countersue her for intimidation... or something...

Assuming here that Disney has signed off on this pursuit by the news division...

The Founders are overrated...

More of this please...

"With the blood of patriots and tyrants"...

Should I be more concerned with AI or the Chinese?

Leaving the political jest, jape or jibe aside for a moment, I just could never identify with the apparent reptilian desire to drive something that was designed to look like a dumpster... *especially* when it was on fire...

F*ck Fetterman the Fecal...

It's all so very f*cked up...

I have said before that he first needs to get his BS degree in whatever...

WTF are Brampton Honey Badgers...??

Beautiful Switzerland

Without objection...

I had been hoping for an organized boycott by now, where the players forced the owners to blow him and American Business off... or down... or up...

How sweet would it be if he miscalculated and sat down with an actual reporter with real hair on her balls; where she'd take him by his synthetic scalp and introduce his "fake* consciousness to an oak desktop, say, while hollering repeatedly "Why? Why? Why? Why?"

Sure and why not?

Let us not mince words...

I can't believe he didn't fart loudly in court that day...

I was easily rooting for the spider, even if after the fact...

Perhaps tRump got that from Putin?

I am beginning to think deer and black bears are asking to maybe be the next domesticated pets. Deer resting on porches and black bears playing on backyard swing sets like they are saying “See how cute we are?”

Wait, did we meet up with Polyphemus? #TheOdyssey

Keeping it simple:

Oh, f*ck me!!

I'm a sucker for a good bourbon, I don't know what that is, but I wouldn't go near it with his 39-1/2-ft pole...

What it is to be an undereducated douchebag but still more formidable than his predecessor: "I mean, these are people *that's* providing food for us or providing the paperclips for us," he griped. "All these had ripple effects because the Democrats' kamikaze approach to Department of Homeland."

Haystacks Calhoun was one of my favorite wrestlers, but I digress...

How is it nobody's asked him about any concerns about weather he's in line to lose his license to practice law?

When again does SkyNet go online &/or attain consciousness?

Memo to All Fundamentalists: Pontius Pilate is NOT the founder of the form of low-impact exercise that aims to strengthen muscles while improving postural alignment and flexibility. #Pilates (if yer slow 😏)...

Whatever happened to whatsisname?

This is giving Hakeem Jeffries the vapors, I can imagine...

No Russian agent, save for one other perhaps, has functioned so superbly...