// Oh my god side note if you hunt down accounts of mine that I haven't shared here that's so weird actually? Don't?? Do that??? Like yeah you might see stuff I keep private that's my PRIVATE ACOUNT

*Finally stumbling out of his room, muzzy and disoriented. Looking sleepy. Smelling like he needs a bath.*

// accidentally repeated myself in two replies mb im sleepy

Not every young cultivator is my child, I don't need to comfort everyone through presenting. Not every young cultivator is my child, I don't need to comfort everyone through presenting. Not every young cultivator is my child, I don't need to comfort everyone through presenting.

*Thinking about tricking Jin Ling with spicy meat buns so he can scoop him up and trap him in the nest...*

*Has retreated to the nest, curled up under many blankets.*

Eurgh, hate throwing up.

*barely resisting the urge to hoard children in his nest and forcefully care for them.*

I'm not dealing with this, actually. If I have to acknowledge what's happening right now, I fear I may suffer a fucking mental break. I'll qi deviate.

// hc that omega jc had a bad reaction to nothing smelling familiar when he rebuilt lotus pier and now he aggressively scents EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE even peripherally his

*Has given up on paperwork, and is now facedown on his desk holding his stomach.*

// channeling my bad morning at work into Sect Leader Rage

Why am I doing your job!!! I'm doing my own damn job!! Can I fucking sleep!!

I would rather fall on a sword than suffer another fucking cramp.

// pause so i dont get marked as spam and so i can go to work

// i have given in to the voices unfortunately