Hey does anyone want a two free tickets to the UK version of Saturday Night Live?

Anybody know how to obtain data from a suspended twitter account?

OK aside from my twitter getting banned (because I fully intend to get it back) this has been a glorious weekend. Brooke from Dance Moms got married and USA won gold (although the Norwegians smoked us all but they've got an advantage).

I feel like I haven't heard Margaritaville on the radio at all ever since Jimmy Buffett died

Some bitch reported my twitter account and of course now twitter is down. This is what I call terrorism.

Having Attention Deficit Disorder is VASTLY different from being mentally handicapped you fucking retard. Quite honestly, your inability to grasp that shows that you're one of the latter.

Grand Theft Auto has to be one of the greatest products of the Special Relationship

Remember when Gwenyth Paltrow made candles that smelled like her vagina? That's actually a great idea I might make my own line of candles that smell like my penis.

It’s weird to see other people active on instagram at 3 in the morning it’s like we’re all at a party

WE NEED TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT ELON! HIS BULLSHIT POLICIES ON TWITTER HAVE PREVENTED ME FROM TWEETING ABOUT IMPORTANT SHIT!!!!

Yeah well here's my interpretation: Make believe land has anything you want

"I wish none of this ever happened" "So do all who live to see such times, but that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us." www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jC-...

@cpujcwcsprime.bsky.social are there any statements you would like to make in light of this video: youtu.be/92TwU2gNZVA?...

RIP Legend

Elon has yet again suspended my twitter account for calling out Megain Malarky and Flat Tire Harry

I'm feeling vengeful tonight so I might end up here if the shit hits the fan on twitter.

I was just gonna post to ask if anybody remembered the gender unicorn from 7th grade science class when they taught us sex ed and then I realized that none of my OG followers are here 😢

Not being able to post on twitter is ACTUALLY agonizing

X has literally limited my account for exposing the Truth about Flat Tire Harry and Megain Malarky. Damnit Elon, what the fuck happened to free speech?

I don't like how this feels very similar to Truth Social