My bestfriend thinks the church i work at is a cult… 🥴

I was on FT with my cousin while i was at the bar and she said my interactions with the bartender were GAYY. And to that i say…

“If it’s fuck me then fuck you…”

Okay Ms. Abigail Spanberger ! #vagovernor

LETS FUCKIN GOOOOOOO!!!!!! #AcesBasketball

If i say “i don’t like cops” or “i don’t like yt ppl” I will not be explaining any further. If you don’t get it, im not talking to you.

Two students asked me to go to the bathroom, boy and girl. Me: “I’m not sending yall at the same time” Boy: “why?” Me: “cus i said so.” Now neither of them have to go to the bathroom anymore 😒

Free Tyrese 🥲

ACES WIN BBYYYYYY!!!! #wnba

Jackie, AT and Kah on the court has my blood pressure TF high.

I need the ACES to win… but i have to say Kah Copper is so damn fine i can’t concentrate

Smino said “let some time pass, you’ll smell her on my mustache”

“My heart belongs to God, type shit.” -a student

Another 31 pts 10 rebounds for THEE M’VP!!!!!

Ever since Kiah put them heels and shorts on I’m looking at her different 😏

Im subbing for someone today: Teacher: Oh, you Ms. Oliver today?! Me (Ms. Johnson): No, I’m Johnson everyday!

Beyonce is neurodivergent… i know it!

I’m no better than a man, I fear.

Oh okay, Refs are slow too… that replay was not “inconclusive”… 🙃

It’s Valkyrie’s ball… these announcers tryna act slow #wnba

ACES IN FIVE!

Lord please give me the discernment to figure out IN THE MOMENT when someone is projecting 🙏🏾 amen.

Okay WINGS!!!! 🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾

I walk looking very much like this and yall still try to have full blown conversations with me?!? 😑

“If that’s what you on, that’s what it’s gone have to be” -Me

Kayla McBride having pink hair irritates me…

Spending all that money on clothes and still can’t put that shit on

My uber driver breathing hard as hell.. i hope buddy aight 🥴

I feel like my uber drivers text more than ANYBODY I KNOW.

Im finna have *everything* i want. -A Capricorn

I hate when you feel like you fighting for your life after a breakup and your ex is posting like ain’t shit changed

Connecticut beat NY…. AND THEN the Aces lose by 50+ pointssssss 😳😳😳😳 what a week 🤯 #WNBA

Syd Colson mentioned a ref named Isaac on her podcast and ironically tonight somebody on Seattle’s team been LAYING HIS ASS OUT all game 😂😂😂 #wnba #seattlestorm

Sending love to Jackie Young 🫂❤️

Valkaries 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

I just…

Shit crazy. Fr.

Trying SO HARD not to harbor hate in my heart.

NaLyssa to the ACES?!?!?

Everything hurts.

I’ve dedicated the last 5 years of my life trying to learn and love you…. When i needed you the most, you had already decided you were done with me.

Even in the sadness, I must CREATE.

I hate that i take people’s word over what i KNOW and FEEL in my bones.

5 years together… and the year we moved in with her parents was the year that broke us down 😞

Losing my job and my gf at the start of PRIDE month just has me like…

Im so heartbroken man 😩💔

Been depressed for months… lost my job last week and lost my gf this week. Kind words? 🥲

Told my bestie she should cashapp me for pride month like a true ALLY would…. And she did it 🤣🥹☺️🌈

Secured my WNBA tickets 😆