Note to self never shave your beard off ever again even because of the heat decided to as I won't be able to get to my barbers for a trim for couple weeks and I look like homer bloody simpson DOH!

Morning gripes after visting supermarket, why are you age verifying for buying zero alcohol Guinness? Second anyone else get really annoyed when in a virtually empty car park some tosser decides to park next to you?

Thinking I like this mask but what colour as comes in brown, black or pink? What do people think leaning towards pink.

My mood today swinging between curl into a ball and cry or ripping someones throat out. Now lucky if i will be home by 7.30pm

I love this! Thank you for giving me the privilege of using you ❤️😈

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Fuck me still processing today and will write a blog when i am home but just wanted to say thank you to this wonderful lady @misspoisoncandi.bsky.social not only an awesome Domme but an allround great human. 🐷

4 hour drive ahead of me can anyone guess where I am going?

Trying to keep up with all these socials is exhausting. 😅

Had some fun this afternoon

Guess how many of these went inside my sub 😅

Good day at my grip comp matched PB on one event and was literally millemetres from a new pb and 3 PBs on the remaining events

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Green house vibes but different I use this as my outside door room! 💚 it’s part of my cottage garden and I can use it all year round it’s such a nice space to look at the stars at night too! ✨✨✨⭐️⭐️ #garden #outdoor #plants

Cheeky sods from the company i order my protein powder from we are changing the size of the bags to make it easier on portion sizes and will be charging 2 quid more for less. Dont try and make it sound like you are doing me a favour when screwing me over

Gym two days in a row first time for months. To explain majority of weights are 40-60% of my max's due to an ongoing injury Squat 65kg x 8 + Seated Row 70kg x 10 Medball Slam 3kg x 6 EMOM 10mins KB Swing 48kg x 10 + Hammer Curls 15kg x 8 Shorter session due to time this morning

Actually enjoyed my gym session for the first time in months Bench 45kg x 8 +lat pulldown 40kg x 8 -3 sets Sled+50kg 10 lengths 2.25mins Wall ball 5kgx10 + med ball slam 3kg x10 - 5 sets Battleropes 45sec + 10 hammer tyre + 5kg wall slams 5kg x 5 ES Strict Viking Press 43kg 3x10

Been banned on twitter clearly because I'm just having to much fun. Anyone that knows me that can help me grow here please repost me xx

New toy arrived today from @dragondildouk looking forward to having some fun with it

Latest of my Monster/Alien/Fantasy toys to arrive

Happy Easter! 🐣 Wanna see more of me? 🖤 Link in comments.

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Come on people don't Miss out i have booked in and trust me when I say you won't find better

Dolly,Daisy and Daphne duck 💚💚💚

From tomorrow back to eating on a plan and consistancy in the gym. My new tattoo is a symbol of that in a way. Been having a hard few months since the hernia. But now its time to go to work

My beautiful girlies. Marigold and lavender 💚

Did you know I actually have a mini homestead. I have quail, runner ducks,chickens as well as an aviary with lots of birds. I also rescue pigeons 💚 here is prosper and Astra the two I’ve recently rescued and rehabbing. Prosper was a baby & nearly run over, Astra flew into a window broke her wing 🪽

You should come get me whilst it’s on offer.

I’m your daddy now. Find me and let’s play www.misspoisoncandi.com

Another busy dungeon day! Filming tomorrow can you guess who with? 🥰

I really love this app but it’s just dead. Nothing hits like X still. How does one build traction here? I only seem to see the same three peoples stuff here 😅😅😅😅

Tell us! 😛

Blessed to be so busy this month ❤️ Thanks for all the perverts that follow me ❤️

Looking forward to the weekend. Got D&D on Friday night, then we are off to the Birmingham Bizarre Bazaar on Saturday

Goood morning 💚💚💚

It’s nearly Mother’s Day and I’m many peoples milf. So time to step up and send those gifts 🎁 😂

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Happy international women’s day to my besties in this industry. ❤️❤️❤️

Feeling under the weather today so a day on the sofa watching the rugby and the strongman later I think is in order

It’s definitely time to hand me that key 🔐 isn’t it? Submit and surrender to me Links in comments ❤️

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Last D&D intermediate session really enjoyed the last 8 weeks of beginners then this one. Also met 3 people we are going to continue campaigning with after the classes finish which is cool.

I love shiny things ✨✨✨✨

Such a fun time doing the podcast for Kat baker! So grateful for the amazing audience you were so lovely and open minded ❤️