Walking around my house tryna echolocate my girlfriend since trans visibility day is over

I love being sapphic!!!

happy trans day of visibility!!🏳️‍⚧️ what do you mean i’m late no shhhhh i dunno what you’re talkin about :3 #TransDayOfVisibility #art

The yuri lovers are eating well tonight, no pun intended :P

why would i spy with my little eye., iM using. the Big one

they call it wine because. thats the sound i make until i get it

at work they keep me sealed in a lead box because i keep leaking gaydioactivity and lesbianizing all of my coworkers

Mouse fact: this is a mouse

*paws at the door* *paws at the door* *paws at the- representitive of the jury: hey you're like really not supposed to be here, this is the deliberation room me: deliberation?!? :00 does that mean you guys talkingg about meee :33 representitive of the jury: dude you killed 5 people

the way just hearing the phrase 'want a treat?' has me following stupidly behind absolutely anyone,, im gonna get cask of amontillado'ed one of these days

Oh I know ball, it's called ✨️fetch✨️

puppygirl bartenders are peak because theyre experts in both cock and tails

puppygirl with a boner call that dogwood

does anyone have advice for reactive dogs? my girlfriend bit me 87 times today

call this app kibble the way my feeds for the pups

exclusively dog in the hating the deliveryman way #goaway

*panting*

hey god, its me, ur weakest soldier again. hey so listen, can you spot me like $50? sorry theres just this pair of ears i found and theyre realllllyyy cute and i already have this tail that kinda matc- **deafening sound of thunder as i am immediately reduced to ash**

me: *meow* *mrphh* **nuzzles face into chest** how was your weekend owo i missd uuu :3 coworker: yeah man okay whatever dude it was fine.