POV: most mornings after opening my feed #uncut

How does one go about being a keyholder for one of the lovely local #locktober boys? Asking for a friend... and by friend, I mean me... #gayadelaide #adelaidegay

Oh good, Grindr is back on it's AI bullshit, adding a new feature they're calling "gAI™"... Go straight to Settings/Privacy Settings to opt out of it

I would also like to issue this reminder...

Early signs are showing that I will be using the new bookmarks exclusively to collect things to bate to…

So, turns out... when I'm super fucking horny all week, my rate of commenting on hot Bluesky photos goes through the damn roof hehehe

Ok, hear me out. A Lord of the Rings re-make, but with these two taking the One Ring to Mordor:

**a picture of your erection** Also #mcm #monochromemonday #uncut #bator

Serious question… are we using “cuddles” in Grindr as code for something or are all these homosexuals out here looking for a hug? Because I will literally cuddle you so good if that’s the case!

Why is there nothing quite as satisfying as having someone you called out on their bullshit block you on Grindr… I bet the Germans have a word for it…

Without saying your age, who's your first animated crush? 👀🤔

We all just keep starting and stopping it until it lands on something we like right? Not just me? Right?

Is it Friday? Yes. Is it cock? Yes. Is it fat? M’eh, not really, it’s decidedly average… but it does have a lot of foreskin #fcf #foreskin

An old favourite from back in 2009 for #humpday... My New Years resolution is to start posting more nudes or just photos in general... even if some of them are older... Or somebody can just come and take new nude photos of me.

I am simultaneously completely feral, need a nap and have eaten too much... it must be Boxing Day

What are 4 Christmas movies to know you by? 🎄

What I'm realising I need is somebody to take decent (naked) photos of me and then directly afterwards prevent me from deleting all the photos because I hate them...

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