Really don't understand the outrage here. He's making a pretty solid point: we've been underperforming in Europe for two seasons in a row, and now is the time to level up. People are taking it as a provocation because they're already primed for negativity

Everything Slot said in the press conference was proven true.

The way Ilhan Omar was just itching to whoop bro's ass

Slot's honesty is going to rub a lot of people the wrong way, but he's ultimately correct to put Liverpool's current state in the context of the chronic underperformance that marked the end of the Klopp era.

These are really the people who think they'd win a civil war because they "have the guns"

I'm so done with 2026, man

The "Moreover, ICE must be abolished" account over on Twitter must be doing insane numbers

Arsenal is really about to lose the league

For this to be functional, the start date would have to be like 2010

RIP to Hamady Konate. Far to soon for a father to die.

Re-up

This has always been a weird expression to me. Like it's objectively extremely weird to focus on the fact that the enemy power in WWII was German and not, you know, the other thing Also like, isn't Trump German?

Ignatius Press' unintentionally hilarious MLK Day sale selection

Finally, Mamdani is responding to the needs of the Black community

Fair play to Senegal, they were easily the best on the continent this year. I really hope Salah gets another shot, though

For a guy who loves to talk about the persecution of Christians, the man has zero tolerance for meaningful discomfort

Honestly extremely nice to see Liverpool Women on the other side of a rout for once

The committee did a bang up job with this one

What I think is happening: 1. ICE are behaving like a gang of thugs 2. They ARE a duly constituted law enforcement agency, whose behavior is the direct result of poor (or nonexistent) oversight 3. American liberals don't have the moral language to express this dissonance without special pleading

I remember how pissy he would get when people called him "the guy who did Dilbert" in reply to his rants. And now tributes are near-unanimous in recognizing that it was ths only significant thing that he did

Arteta is talking about defeating Portsmouth like he defeated prime Real Madrid, like calm down homir

Shit like this is why I have always had an inviolable "no posting kids on Twitter" rule. There was already way too many weirdos on that site and then you add AI into the mix

I mean, in many respects this is a massive improvement over their previous strategy, which was to do neither

There's a point as a manager at which you don't do the omerta shit. You stand up and say "my man was wrong and I've had a talk with him". Arteta won't draw that like because he's not a man. He has no character at all. So he's got no room to speak on anyone else's.

I would personally not give a guy who I know to have a trauma response to moving cars at any speed a gun and turn him loose on a community.

If Arsenal does somehow manage to get the title without choking, they'll have to do it in the knowledge that they couldn't beat the champions.

This is my favorite genre of bullshit that comes out of those people because you get to watch in real time how the pretense of doing serious alt history collapses into a seething rambling race rant with no provocation

Very funny that we had the German go for High Gothic, the Argentinian go for practical minimalism, and now the American is art deco

You can always tell which Christmas carols were originally English because they'll have all of these rhymes where they're clearly reaching and then randomly have a verse that's an insane bar

"People need to lower their standards to better accommodate what IT is doing right now" is such a common refrain at this point that it's hardly a wonder that Tech CEO has become synonymous with Slop Peddler

Why, man, he doth bestride the narrow world Like a Colossus, and we petty men Walk under his huge legs and peep about To find ourselves dishonourable graves.

They love to use him as a mascot, but it's extremely clear that the Democratic mainstream views Obama's presidency as a step backwards and haven't stopped trying to apologise for it since 2012

The fact that this man literally works for the Trump administration

Literally every time this discourse happens, you've got a bunch of people who suddenly think church-state separation is a paramount value because a Muslim is involved

Really love For All Mankind as an alt history because the primary point of divergence is Ted Kennedy deciding to go to work instead of a party

"The enemy? Who is the enemy? One man with a white beard who sits at his desk, pushing buttons that control the fate of the entire world? No, that is not reality. That is The Wizard of Oz."

Like, obviously Franky was the son of immigrants, but does Miller really think that *anyone* named Sinatra came here on the Mayflower?

They clearly thought they were cooking here, but using "diehard liberal" as a rhetorical shield against moral and social responsibility is exactly the stereotypical boomer shit that people have a problem with

Having in fact worked in a law office that didn't have Acrobat Pro, this both very possible and extremely funny

Can't stand Bill. The reasons are many. But this is undoubtedly true.

This decision is clearly based on the common belief of anti-vaxxers that about half of physicians don't trust vaccines, when in reality that number is a lot closer to 10%. You'd think the guy in charge of health policy for the entire country would have at least checked.

I blame this on Cheaters going off the air, personally

Epstein Island, but make it fashion

Almost all of these stories involve someone personalising AI to a greater extent than is reasonable or healthy, which leads me to believe that most of the hype around AI is driven by low social and technological literacy.

He's so real for this

peak male performance

I just cannot take you seriously if you still like JD Vance at this point. The guy you think you read about in Hillbilly Elegy just isn't real. Stop believing in Santa Claus already

Didn't expect it to happen this fast hs

Every time someone posts a picture of Kash Patel in that Liverpool tie I die a little more on the inside

I'm probably in the minority here, but this strikes me as very silly. 1. X has legally filled for protection of the Twitter trademarks even if they don't use them 2. "Old Twitter" isn't contained in the branding. Nobody who hasn't already left the platform is going to leave over the name