I don't know how England keeps getting away with these half ass performances, but good for them i guess

In addition to the million other problems with the ASP I can't get over the fact that their new national chair constantly looks like he wants to kill the Batman

The FIFA writers were in their bag when they scripted this world cup ngl

You have to be the biggest mug on the planet to have read Communion and think that it deserves a media spotlight

This entire world cup has been watching the France-as-villain narrative expire in real time

On the one hand yes, which team wins the cup doesn't actually have any effect on who runs the country. On the other hand, its impossible for me to regard this as a principled stance because: 1. Rooting for the USMNT does not mean you have to support or excuse corruption when it benefits you

VARgentina

Are Capo Verde about to be avenged??

Very strange to frame this as concern for his political future when in reality this is a guy with imposter syndrome slowly but surely realizing that he's an actual imposter

To be fair, he's got nothing better to do

What are the odds that Balogun is just done with the USMNT forever

Not to pile on, but the US has only been outstanding relative to how piss easy their run has been so far

Arrêtez-vous, il est déjà mort

USA getting straight belt. Legit the best Belgium has looked all tournament

On the one hand,I would never have called up Ronaldo knowing he plays for Al-Nassr. On the other hand, I wouldn't have called up Messi knowing he played for Inter Miami either, so what do i know

Portugal blew up their entire world cup campaign to accomodate ronaldo, but we won't get any Dictator Ronaldo memes will we

I don't even think Ronaldo's age is the issue, bro is just not trying

Big oof

DRCongo probably going nuts trying to decide who to root against today

You just know the guy had the biggest smile on his face as he typed what he truly believes is the coolest shit anyone has ever written

Quansah is out of luck because there's no prime minister to lobby FIFA to get his red card suspended

My favorite part about England and Mexico clashing is that they're both like "just let us play in the rain we do this shit all the time"

Real trip to see Trump intervene on behalf of Balogun, a guy who has American citizenship purely by accident because of birthright

Agreed, we should ignore FIFA corruption because it happens all the time.

It takes a monumental lack of self awareness to think anyone is ever gonna give them the Pope Benedict treatment after the shit they've pulled over the last 20 years

Delighted to see Barnes in the top 5. Rarely gets the respect he deserves

Every world cup we have South American fans being like "ha you think that's dirty, we're used to playing with AK-47s strapped to our ankles" like good for you man. Maybe skip the world cup then if you think it's too pussy

So can we admit that Mbappe keeps getting stick because of racism or naw

Cope and seethe

Match like this, it often comes down to who makes the first mistake

This is the most pressed I've seen the Bleus all tournament. Paraguay got them stressed tf out

One of the great things about the world cup is you learn how many national anthems are absolute bangers. US is F-tier by comparison, and unfortunately this does include Lift Every Voice and Sing

Paraguay showed up ready to tank. Gonna be a good match

Bro said "I'm not even a coach yet, chill"

Canada getting they bootys took right now

*Guy who has only seen Boss Baby*

I know what they're trying to say here, but the way they phrased it sounds like they surveyed the dumbest people on the planet

Tan Books having a fire sale on their Latin Mass stuff today is lowkey so funny

I see a lot of this from very well-intentioned people and I get it. But the issue is that even a well-catechized church with reverent liturgies will still be considered unacceptable to the RadTrads as long as it affirms Vatican II. Complaints about doctrinal confusion and liturgy are just a cope.

I love Joshua Chamberlain because he was literally just some school teacher from Maine who took the secession so personally that he quit his job like the next day and dedicated the next four years of his life to whooping Confederate ass

"The Vatican needs to clarify what formal adherence to schism means!!!1!!" No they don't. Just avoid the SSPX and you don't have anything to worry about

Bro Africans are supposed to have stamina smfh

Peggybro back on his bullshit

What we've learned is that Ghananian magic is more powerful than Congolese

All my Mexican homies are living their best life rn

Come on Senegal....

If Dr. Congo eliminates England this will officially be the greatest world cup of all time

A new dictator rises on American soil. And he's Black