Logan Paul has a generational talent at being bad at everything he does

Parenti is trending right now all of a sudden and I have zero idea why. I feel like a random theorist goes viral on left twitter every couple of years.

I know people are going to say it's just West Ham so it doesn't mean anything, but this is Slot beating Nuno Espirito Santo for the first time and that's not nothing

Paul Tomkins once again nails it

Truly excited at the prospect of Wilfried Nancy at Celtic but I worry about his minimal experience. The last thing anyone needs is another scapegoat

The fact that we're having this conversation instead of making the first NetNavis is permanently destroying my faith in the potential of computer science

A 10-man Everton beat United with a clean sheet so I can't even say that anymore

The party's doing the same shit it's been doing since 2017 what are you talking about

So Word on Fire is offering a "Masters Degree" where 1. The cost is about $20k 2. Financial aid is only available to priests, who by definition don't need another graduate degree 3. Bishop Barron will not teach any of the classes personally

We look like Everton right now

I sometimes wonder if there's a generational divide between people who prefer Dark Side of the Moon vs people who prefer The Wall. Anyway, my answer is Good-bye Blue Sky

Got a Chili Cheese Coney from Sonic before knowing it was International Men's Day and now I feel like I should go back and ask for a discount

I should probably just get started now, huh

I will eat a wool sweater if Uruguay loses tonight

I don't like doing the "back in my day" thing, but if I'd have done something like this in middle school, she wouldn't have had to hit me because the principal would've whooped my ass instead

This is something I actually believe simply because I don't think that Ben Shapiro has the level of self-awareness necessary to realise how stupid this makes him look

Insane critique from a guy who ran for president on the "I'm gay, but in a safe way" platform

This was an episode of a West Wing lmao It almost seems quaint in retrospect that that arc of the show concluded with a congressional inquest and a formal censure

The man's entire career is him failing upwards in truly nonsensical ways. The only thing he's a genius at is making powerful friends in inexplicable situations

I think the dark thing about this is, of course a demon is going to lie to an exorcist with a media presence this way. Of course they're going to appeal to their pride and the sense that every problem in the world is reducible to the things they're personally afraid of

1. If the subsidies were never on the table, why did they let the shutdown stretch so long ? 2. No, it's not going to matter forever. It is going to matter for the next election though. 3. How are you going to run successfully on the shutdown when you got no meaningful concessions?

Everything makes the difference when the margins are this narrow, but also...the margins shouldn't be this narrow. We beat Pep's City twice last season with comfortable space.

Michael Oliver isn't even on the pitch and still managing to fuck everything up

Weird how once justice Jackson rules with the majority, suddenly a bunch of people understand how the emergency docket works

Cool that Arsenal dropped points, but the race to the top is so tight that this is absolutely a must-win situation for both City and Liverpool

I don't want to jinx it but go Sunderland go

A sure sign of Tesla's inevitable decline is being willing to clear the trillion dollar mark to keep Elon Musk in a leadership position

If it was a bit, you must acquit

The government shutdown lasted longer than the Gaza ceasefire

It's oddly not reassuring to me that someone thought using decontextualized Holocaust imagery to make a spiritual point was a good idea, and that literally no one involved with the planning of the event slapped them in the head and told them they were stupid www.pillarcatholic.com/p/whats-the-...

My immigration law class in law school was *entirely* this, and we still barely covered everything

You don't have to dance on Cheney's grave or anything, but you really don't need to do this either

Gonna be real, I completely forgot he was still on the ballot. And he's the incumbent

Headline vs body

If you'd told me this was a Jays game like 5 years ago I'd have laughed in your face

Doubters go kick rocks

I would fire a coach immediately if they told me this. Like why do we even pay you www.nytimes.com/athletic/676...

Legitimately one of the most embarrassing interviews I've ever seen a public figure give www.newyorker.com/news/q-and-a...

I agree with the manager's selection generally and would also say that the amount of need to win on Saturday hasn't changed. Wouldn't have changed with a 5-0 home win.

They're bantering because they're still mad about Guehi for whatever reason. No one with their brain cells intact thinks Slot is getting sacked

I genuinely don't know what Ben Shapiro thinks capitalism is

So now folks are mad that Slot isn't fielding an all-star squad for a League Cup third round. A week before we play City at Etihad and Real Madrid at home. I'm begging people to use their fucking brains for two seconds.

Low-key cooking here

I keep seeing these guides popping up for how to survive SNAP expiring and these people have not given a single thought to how massively patronising they sound explaining how to stretch dollars to someone who depends on food stamps

Yeah a losing streak sucks ass, but people calling to sack a manager in the middle of a Premier League title defense and a Champions League campaign are fucking embarrassing themselves

At least it wasn't 2-1

You know the heist is serious when they get a guy on the case who looks like he writes for Current Affairs

Half of ICE recruits can't pass an open book test on the basics of the laws they're supposed to be enforcing. I'd say "they're not sending their best", but I mean they clearly are

The way this man just plays right in people's faces