Oh, cool. The Ds suddenly got a majority and used it to vote on a shutd—- Wait, being handed a note

Probably shouldn’t have put a “teevee military” guy in charge

Yeah, this whole time I’ve been thinking the craziest thing is they kept going on about “fighting”, “combat”, “wartime” when none of that was happening with us troops anywhere around the world But Yeah

👀 wait, do we get to report on that, if it’s not part of the pentagon transcript?

Yeah, it’s already there with the pilots that make the illegal flights to the blacksites . This is going to be the extension of that

Sounds like they’ve made the calculation that the fascist regime they are putting together this time is too big for any counter opposing force, unlike the last go around in WWII . Are they wrong?

Endlessly fascinating how the author keeps coming up with these alt text stories, as an example here based on “three ornate capital letters”

every freakin time with these guys when someone tries to stand up to them they said they’d shut it down when 45s second impeachment looked like it was gonna kick up a notch never mind that the stuff they’re talking about here is likely getting zero funded even with the rest of govt running

Everyone hating on/annoyed by the AI nostalgia video should remember Bluesky has this handy feature

he's so close to getting it

Ah, man, I forgot he wrote this one. What a loss

Wait, why would they go after a red state superintend— <sees photo> Oh. That’ll do it

Has anyone checked on our boy? Bag lunch time?

Well yeah I’m saving that one to my roll

Okay, But. Super Bowl performers universally never get paid, or get paid scale. Yes, they do it for the exposure, the resume, the idea that verrrry few people get to do it. Kind of like walking on the moon. www.cbsnews.com/news/do-supe...

Simple as. All the reasonable people out there wondering what the dirtbags want, why they keep voting this way, even when it's against their own interests, and I've told them: So they can use slurs at work.

Grabbed alllll the adderall today huh

Well it’s mostly because in Kav’s world is the brown people should be detained “forever” and released “never” and he saw the numbers were way lower than that

Two days in a row… bsky.app/profile/numb...

Meanwhile, the actual CDC, an actual building with actual govt employees was targeted and shot up a couple weeks back and Crickets

man if a (paragraph?) ever called out for the “i ain’t readin’ all that”treatment ….

I’m predicting this goes over as well as the mid 90’s USA expansion experiment. Meaning, not well and reversed. The only reason the three downs thing works is because of the wonky field. Can’t change that.

That hand literally gonna fall off in the middle of a press conference

I assume suspension was used here for contractural / legal reasons. (Jimmy cant get fired, still has to get paid etc. ) End of the day, he’s still just as gone. Scariest part is going to be when we figure out the company wanted this and no one forced them to do anything

hey dummo posting just to sell a book is for twitter we ran you off once we'll do it again

the espn tracker has always done this weird stuff. not even just oopsie, the intern put in a weird number and the api spit out some weird math based on that entry. the "a&m -4 line" here would be 63+4, so 67 yards, not 93, so it makes less than no sense where the extra 26 yards came from

Yeah, ok, the fact that this gets crickets, and all the columnists are saying we just need to let the psychos are just a lil misunderstood in the beliefs they espouse on their shows *and* that no one tagged the fake stories that never led to any real retractions of earlier garbage... we are cooked

Oh buddy Can’t wait til this one gets “taken out of context” or whatever Or maybe they’re done pretending

I’ve heard this point being made elsewhere as “he was just playing a character” and like, you know that’s worse, right? He was pretending to be someone else to angry up the blood of Fox News viewers? Doesn’t seem better

Never one to join in the “we’re living through 1984” chorus, but we did get the news reports changing in midstream to suit the new narrative thing going on this week so hmmmmmm

David Brooks needs some new friends

I swear if the snapback from “shooter was a tranny leftist” to “shooter was a poor misunderstood smol bean and probably groomed by an evil professor” doesn’t get called out by a *bunch* of folks in power I may really go nuts over here

Uhhhhhhhh

Death of expertise is going to end us all

I feel like I’m on crazy pills He wasn’t a government official, if he wanted a state funeral, he would’ve run for office This is just 100% for the visuals and to angry up the blood

Its kind of funny (not really funny) to think about these guys that got hired by the FBI because they had successful news careers now have to solve actual crimes.

Yes <pinches bridge of nose> That’s what they were HERE for…. The death of expertise and just bulldozing everything before you understand it is going to end us all

Trump take coffee

It’s all very simple. He never saw the MN legislators or the school kids on teevee so they don’t exist. His good friend Charlie was on there all the time and so much more valuable etc.

It is def time for “all NY districts connect to manhattan” and “all IL districts connect to Chicago”, since that’s exactly what these yahoos did here

All memes aside, yes lollll is how it works for us normies, but this Fox News bit was written for Nancy and Hakeem and it will probably work very well there

Okay, but…. Devoid of context, it looks like they just made a list of who‘s “funding the takeover”, and it’s only the Ds, as if noone else has agency.

Did he say this in a Jackie Chiles voice? (not turning the sound up)

This is 100% why they did this, so they can use war dot gov Funny thing is, changing the site wouldn’t have even taken an exec order. What a bunch of clowns

30 days off work, and that’s the best he could come up with? 😂

There’s probably no way this story about Central Arkansas’ team colors is true, but if it is, it’s a real life “So, ‘Poochie’ okay with everybody?” moment

Sorry, but when i see “memoir” in print I always hear it in the voice malkovich used in Burn After Reading

tf is a "secondary title" for a cabinet level department of the fucken united states government

I mean and really, all the folks saying “someone needs to go to jail over this”, that’d be great, but Remember? Official. Act. simple as.

I got no time for losers today Block early Block often