double bridged post...

people should stop making menus programming languages and start making parkour programming languages

long time no toot

they should make linux real

bingus

I Don't GIve A Damn!

need to work out so i can become a muscle twink. not sure how to do that

supporting the goats @besties on liberapay

too much meta on the feed

need to program in a more functional programming language. but I can't decide between Haskell (scary), OCaml (lack of knowledge), or Scala (weird)

google photos is so funny because sometimes it just gives me a random notification about a photo i took 2 years ago and it's just a picture of really yummy food i had because i rarely take photos outside of that

oh to be this guy. just eating a pepper

force feminization jokes have become progressively more unfunny to me to the point where i find it offensive

i think we should methodically dispose of developers who unironically suggest people on windows trying to use their software to use wsl instead of. you know. providing windows support

at the gastroenterologist and i swear to FUCKING god they just called for a "ms. tuah"

[korea politics] dude what a fucking loser idiot this president is

Dude.

i should get into machine learning but it's sooo much math and i am notorious for having math anxiety

ramen at 1:30am goes hard especially when i should be sleeping because i have an appt

i have impulsive spending problems and it Sucks

hate having demons that i simply cannot let out at all costs

top 10 mistakes people make: thinking nano is a miserable liberal

dragons. like if you agree

freakypona, my new tokiponido:

meeting my future husband on r/cigarettes

beep

Americans: "Oh no, we couldn't _possibly_ replace Andrew Jackson with Harriet Tubman on the $20; what kind of precedent would it set if we just started changing the picture on our money?" Australians:

[possibly unoriginal software licensing thought] what with ai companies thinking they own all content published online and a million gpl license violations its possible no one even knows about yet it kind of seems like open source licenses only hurt other small time open source programmers and […]

i'm kobold

what of instead of mothcompute it was freakcompute and instead of writing software in C they write software in Freak

getting my toki pona called "confusingly written" was not on my to-do list

kobold

so today my new job decided to have a meeting at 8am. i had to wake up. Shame.

i need a she/her boyfriend

microblogging is lame. i nanoblog

eepy sleepy

people don't use forums nowadays and that makes me sad. they're amazing for archiving important information, long term and meaningful discussion, and still give you that sense of community if you find a good one

makes you explode with my mind

[detailed eating disorder description] it fucking sucks to have been subjected to constant and personal guilt tripping by animal rights activists / vegans who find it morally/ethically wrong to eat meat because now i have to live with the crippling eating disorder that makes me starve myself […]

food cws suck so bad wish i had a way to opt into specifically seeing food cwed posts without opting into seeing every cwed post

i'm normal

[žižek voice] Ideology

i luv furries

i love horror games but they are scary

making good posts is overrated. my posts are proudly and unapologetically mid, learn to appreciate the art form

i'm nonbinary in a way people don't like and i think that's pawesome