I hate this world

No jokes today. Appendix burst. Trump's America.

My mama said that something is wrong with me

Isn't it strange how all gay people adopt dogs?

My pussy frightens me

#NoDemUnder1k Please!

Trump and Netanyahu can suck it. And not my beautiful glorious penis. Probably the grime from my grandfathers barn.

My testicles were weirdly constructed

I'm so desperate for a good time 😭

Moving to Japan 🇯🇵 if Trump starts doing Agenda 47. Who's with me? #furry #SignalBoost #NoDemUnder1k

New challenge: Watch an election or intense fight but only look at your areolas during the entire fight. They'll start vibrating when it's getting crazy! Honestly this is so much better than TV

What are some bangin' hashtags? I'm trying to get my audience up and maybe find a new partner 👀. My wife isn't pleasing me anymore. In street words: That pussy stank!

Girl, shut the fuck up and suck this lump.

If anyone sat me in front of a screen playing the Jake Paul vs. Mike Tyson fight over and over again like that one scene in Clockwork Orange y'all would start seeing new limits to phenomenology and the human nature that Hegel, Deleuze, and whoever the fuck else could never comprehend.

No jokes today. Appendix burst. Trump's America.

Poop is a crazy invention

I'm scared of the color Purple because there's nothing to hate that is the color purple. Red? Fire. Orange? Fire. Yellow? Fire. Purple? Barney... I love that fucking guy. There's nothing. #joke

Bird app -> Butterfly app. Honestly, the perfect transition.

If they fits, they sits. LMFUCKINGAO

#joke How did the barber cut the diagonal guys hair? By standing on Donald Trumps raggedy-ahh haircut!

If only I could make money off of getting laughs- then me and my gay German boyfriend would be living in luxury. They like to call me a bit of a jokester when it comes to jokes- or wait... that doesn't make as much sense as I thought it would. Oh well. Siri, send skeet.

When I saw that Kamala Harris was 60, I jumped out of my chair and did multiple backflips!!!!! When I saw Trump was 80... I said out loud to my wife, "Just a few more years 'til that sack of meat expires." She laughed. Of course.

Bluesky FOR THE WIN!

If I showed a Victorian child the memes on this site- they would legitimately die immediately 😂

No joke- I just tried to post this on Twitter and my post got throttled immediately. I usually average about 1-5 thousand customers seeing my posts. This one got only 300!