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I made a Nuclear Dudes album with Coady Willis on drums. Comes out Nov 14. Pre order went live today on @tgicrecs.bsky.social theghostisclearrecords.limitedrun.com/products/870...

10/10 authorandpunisher.bandcamp.com/album/noctur...

Baroness playing my local dive in Costa Mesa tonight. Haven’t seen them since our Europe tours intersected in 2006.

I realized I never bothered listening to Group Sounds by RFTC, ever, and after amending this mistake today I am feeling QUITE FOOLISH.

[wife goes out with friends] “BACHELOR DINNER” [fist to mouth eats half brick of cold unseasoned tofu]

The Zelda 2 Inside House theme would be a perfect replacement for the guitar solo in ‘Fox on the Run’ by Sweet. (What it’s like in my cursed brain)

I’d like to write an intentionally boring rock album and call it “10/10. Perfect album”. I will spend a lot of $ on a high profile music PR group to market the album. This will be done solely to read pundits write somersaults about “10/10. Perfect album” is actually not good, but not bad, just fine.

The year is 2081. You get a notification from your zorp-mail app. "Your monthly subscription to Apple Brain has increased from $159 Gazollars to $189 Gazollars" Eh... it's not that much more than $159 Gazollars you mumble.

What they tell you: You might gain weight if you have kids. What they don’t tell you: Changing sheets on bunk beds is basically cross fit.

I have zero capacity to write about music, but if I could, I'd want it to sound like this. "..constructs the most elaborately Frankensteined grinding metal babies he can like they were neon-coated LEGO sets."

Aren't you the slightest bit curious to hear what "Pelvis Presley" is all about?

The latest metal/synth abomination from Nuclear Dudes is officially out today. I worked really hard on it. You’ll probably hate it and that’s fine. nucleardudes.bandcamp.com/album/truth-...

Potent confluence of things that make me feel nice.

On the way home from the airport, spouse told me “there’s weird gray stuff leaking from the downstairs toilet…”

Seattle weekend was crammed with friends, music, & unhealthy choices. - Finally had good pizza again - Good IPAs but mostly Rainier ❤️ - A lady who saw Akimbo in Paris 20 years ago said hello and still the shirt from the show - A man was giving another man stick/poke tattoos while we played.

(No shade I like both KG and Slipknot)

King Gizzard is Slipknot for people who buy clothes at REI.

Saw a bunch of little leopard sharks at the beach today with the kid and it filled my cold heart with joy.

Video for TRUTH PASTE, the latest Grammy front runner from Nuclear Dudes. nucleardudes.bandcamp.com/album/truth-...

Every time I see someone post a surfing video I get excited thinking it’s gonna be a shark attack video but then the surfer glides along like a bird on the water and I’m all ‘dammit’

Sandrider’s Jon Weisnewski delivers some grindcore insanity via his latest Nuclear Dudes track, “Truth Paste,” featuring vocalist Brandon Nakamura (ex-Teen Chtulu). www.decibelmagazine.com/2025/08/13/v...

THANKS @decibelmagazine.bsky.social FOR HOSTING THE NEW NUKE DUDES VID. www.decibelmagazine.com/2025/08/13/v...

There is so much Oingo Boingo and still somehow not enough Oingo Boingo.

The entire run of Family Matters is on Hulu and we’ve been watching it every night. PSA and also AMA.

I didn't sit down and listen to this for a while because I'm "too busy" doing "adult stuff" but goddamn this is brutal and high quality anger. deadguy666.bandcamp.com/album/near-d...

gamedev is just this over and over again

I would like my constituents to know that I’m coming around on Nerds Gummy Clusters.

Evo Mortal Kombat finals was sooooo fun to watch. Amazing series and GGs @sonicfox.bsky.social

New album TRUTH PASTE up for preorder. nucleardudes.bandcamp.com/album/truth-... #bandcampfriday

Bluesky algorithm feels a little unhinged drunk uncle… One of your friends posted once about Thing and now we’re turning your Discover feed into NON STOP THING YOU CANT GET ENOUGH THING

Status update

Lil vid of my jaunt to Hellfest with Sandrider youtu.be/UD_0dN_HKqY?...

Really want to thank the Cohens and The Big Lebowski for making “unkempt shopping at the Ralph’s down the block” a cinephile flex for the real ones.

Mike dropping the sauce. www.thegamer.com/im-starting-...

As a true Seattle child I have been talking the lords weight in shit on CA craft beer but this one has been spared my ire. Good stuff.

Superman is great go see that shit and be excellent to each other.

Who is doing Pulitzers these days?

11/10 chill vibes haellas.bandcamp.com/album/excerp...

Within the first hour of my first trip to the California DMV I have been called a “fucker”.

I’m at the California DMV and this is a Curb Your Enthusiasm episode that writes itself in perpetuity.

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"I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "Haha," said Gandalf, hitting his weed pen for the eighteenth time in the past hour. “Hahaha. Fuck."

My team was unaffected today but the internal comms triggered some still very raw feelings from the Firewalk closure. My advice to everyone not affected is keep your industry hot takes to yourselves and be supportive. Nobody wants a slick observation. They want a job or a hug or a beer.

Disney land for metal

France! Good at: Bread Cheese Wine Smiling Hosting large metal festivals Roundabouts Not good at: Keeping beverages cold Crackers Toilet paper

Look at this fucking French lunch.