glotch
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home of the world-famous "worst joke"
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accidentally imported infinite midi
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the new strap didn't even come with a new face pad like i thought it did, but it's ok because the adhesive that connected the top part of the original strap to the side part literally Collapsed And Stopped Adhering Forever the day after i posted this π
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5 days ago
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i told you i was gonna do it. and i bet you didn't even believe me. well who's laughing now
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5 days ago
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the best way to realize that hey wait those harmonies are a little weird is to post something publicly on the internet immediately after you start working on it. have an improved version plus me starting the verse can you really blame me for posting quick though, i can't just not post 6/8 time...
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8 days ago
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kasane teto is officially back on the menu. and this time, she's going interplanetary
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8 days ago
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sorry old girl but you gotta do what you gotta do. your shifts at the half life alyx factory will continue into the foreseeable future.
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8 days ago
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learned the days of the week by listening to the black eyed peas' "i gotta feeling" and am now consistently surprised at the lack of a second saturday every week
12 days ago
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i yearn to stick a landing as engaging yet simple as "mom and dad and uncle bill don't realiiize"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_oA...
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Kites Are Fun
YouTube video by The Free Design - Topic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_oAPci40zY
15 days ago
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lol
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16 days ago
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born too late to be a victorian child, born too early to visit a victorian child with a time machine, born just in time to play japanese arcade rhythm games that would cause a victorian child to dissociate
17 days ago
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19 days ago
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finished watching the pitt. you may think that it is a tv show about a hospital, but don't let it fool you! it is actually an indie rpg about depression
19 days ago
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surely there must be at least 5 people who made this joke before me
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22 days ago
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i beat silksong guys. i beat the big bad boss. i'm sure there is nothing else remaining to do after this
25 days ago
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impostor syndrome is one of the goofiest human phenomena. yeah man i've got this feeling that's so common that it has its own name and most people have it too and talk about it in conversation. and of course everyone knows that it's in their head and not reflective of real life. however, in my case,
26 days ago
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i played bits & bops today finally because it's been on my radar as a rhythm heaven-head since its kickstarter. it is a very yummy little game indeed! however, as seems to be the general consensus, i really wish it was twice as long as it is because it does not have a lot of games at all
29 days ago
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"ok i acquired milkshake. now what?" out now! an actual full song in furnace tracker... they said it wasn't possible! shoutout
@chromadeline.newgrounds.com
for saving this one from scrapsville by leaving one (1) comment listen:
www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tp6j...
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ok i acquired milkshake. now what? (2A03 + VRC6)
YouTube video by glotch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tp6jsPv7lxU
about 1 month ago
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"ok i acquired milkshake. now what?" out now! an actual full song in furnace tracker... they said it wasn't possible! shoutout
@chromadeline.newgrounds.com
for saving this one from scrapsville by leaving one (1) comment listen:
www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tp6j...
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ok i acquired milkshake. now what? (2A03 + VRC6)
YouTube video by glotch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tp6jsPv7lxU
about 1 month ago
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about 1 year ago
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today was a day entirely filled with music which sounds very flowery and metaphorical as long as you don't look into my eyes too hard. otherwise you may take notice that my left eye is burnt in with furnace tracker and my right is burnt in with ableton
about 1 month ago
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this whole thing is gonna be like 2 minutes long because i paced the ideas kind of weirdly as such i'm already feeling like i've reached the end. however, this segment is pretty freakin cool
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about 1 month ago
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saw the mario galaxy movie last night
about 1 month ago
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additional shoutout to saying "get delirious" instead of or in addition to "get serious". it's fun to say, and i think getting delirious is the style of the time in which we live
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about 1 month ago
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after working on this some more i felt like it was kind of juiceless so i reworked pretty much the whole thing but i think it's got a very fun energy now
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about 1 month ago
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just a fun loving guy who likes to go on age appropriate educational adventures with my friends who all wear their signature different solid color t-shirts every day. looking to settle down with someone who has a passion for sharing, the golden rule, the alphabet, and other intellectual topics
about 1 month ago
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ok maybe we do a little bit of continuing
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about 1 month ago
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immutable rule of life is that once a year i must open furnace tracker and bumble around to make a snippet that i will inevitably not continue
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about 1 month ago
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two of the most used phrases in my phrasebook right now are "life is beautiful" for whenever something mildly positive happens, and "the future is now" when encountering something that is slightly interesting but not all that innovative. it really adds some spice to things that don't deserve any
about 1 month ago
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they're calling him the smartest boy alive
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about 2 months ago
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i beat act 1 yesterday. so basically, yes,
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about 2 months ago
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they're calling him the smartest boy alive
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about 2 months ago
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who shared somniphobia via google classroom?? did you ask your teacher to put it on the playlist or something??
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about 2 months ago
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so many phrases in my personal mind dialect that are just waiting to be unleashed on the world. like how every time i get too tired or unfocused while playing a video game i refer to it in my head as "severe gamer lockout" (the inverse of "locking in")
about 2 months ago
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making small talk with the discord and steam and nvidia overlays every time i launch a game just so they don't feel like they came all the way out here for nothing
about 2 months ago
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about 10 hours into silksong. i'm having fun but it's bringing out some fine gamer rage. i think it's some combination of having Mixed Feelings on the rosary system and the overworld enemies being harder than the bosses
about 2 months ago
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wow 3 songs have been composed. that's pretty cool. flutters my eyelashes cutely.
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about 2 months ago
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Shinix
about 2 months ago
New Undertale Red & Yellow progress report! I talk briefly about what 3.0 will bring, as well as what we've developed for it until now. Read below if you're interested! (It's short, I promise.)
gamejolt.com/p/march-2026...
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Game Jolt - Share your creations
https://gamejolt.com/p/march-2026-progress-report-9eg5epcz
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"comfort slop" ft. kasane teto is out now!! sometimes i serious, sometimes i lol. this is one of the times in which i lol. but sometimes i do seriously want the worst food ever invented. this song is about that. listen:
www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen...
youtu.be/qGF4Kku3m28
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Comfort Slop (ft. Kasane Teto)
YouTube video by glotch
https://youtu.be/qGF4Kku3m28
about 2 months ago
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so for the last 10 years i've had a 16gb corrupted mp4 in my videos folder that i thought was mostly garbage bytes. last night i finally ran an actual recovery program on it, and can confirm that in actuality, i actually just hit record on obs on march 13, 2016 and didn't hit stop for about 20 hours
about 2 months ago
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"comfort slop" ft. kasane teto is out now!! sometimes i serious, sometimes i lol. this is one of the times in which i lol. but sometimes i do seriously want the worst food ever invented. this song is about that. listen:
www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen...
youtu.be/qGF4Kku3m28
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Comfort Slop (ft. Kasane Teto)
YouTube video by glotch
https://youtu.be/qGF4Kku3m28
about 2 months ago
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finally actually reached the end credits of sonic mania after like.. 3 years? fun game but it was kind of relegated to "i have no internet so i'm going to play this for 30 minutes" land since i'm not a huge sonic guy. i am also not very good at it
about 2 months ago
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it's quite surreal to have worked on something and now have a marketable plushie based on that thing that i can touch and hold and pitch like a baseball. that's not supposed to happen!! this is supposed to be internet!! or if it is supposed to happen, it's not supposed to happen to me!!
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about 2 months ago
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found some ants on the floor. i think i've got an infestation. anyone know how to get rid of them?
about 2 months ago
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found out that "modicum" has different american and british pronunciations which i thought were interchangeable. but i need it to rhyme with "sodium" so i'm using the british version despite this song's premise being decidedly made in the usa
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about 2 months ago
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this just in: kirby has learned to say some new words, such as "crash", "zoom", and "bang"! they're calling it onomatopoπ π π π π π π pπ π π π π π poyπ π π π π π π poπ π π π π π
about 2 months ago
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"what if i tried to animate a stick figure running in flipnote for a music video" - guy who forgot why he draws stick figures for his music videos
about 2 months ago
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I NEED SOME COMFORT SLOP !!!!
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2 months ago
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it's really seeming like people like it when i make heartfelt songs with introspective lyrics. so, in keeping with that, this one is going to be about when my "heart feels" that it needs to "intro" a "speck" of jack in the box tacos to my stomach at 10:30 pm
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2 months ago
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it's that time again
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2 months ago
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it took me so many years, but i finally locked in for long enough and perfected rhythm rally 2!!! surely, nothing could ruin this moment. surely,. nothing looms on the horizon for me. please
2 months ago
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