I sent my parents of my nexplanon removal site to my parents group chat - my dad tells my mom “Emma cut herself — but not like she is upset with herself!” Welp. Dad. Lol thanks for clearing that up, I guess.

The Boomer Ellipses makes me unreasonably upset………

Remember when you weren’t allowed to chew gum in school… like it was a writeup-able offense? … wild. What a dumb rule

Bush did Titanic

Painted this baby yoda x Darth Maul cross — and I just this he is the cutest thing ever

My favorite conspiracy theories: 1. Things will get better 2. Birds aren’t real 3. God

I hate a “Reply-All” … please, STOP.

I feel like I can’t appreciate Gracie Abrams as much as I could have in 2016 .. just doesn’t hurt as much when you are happy and married lolol

My husband is traveling this week.. and I just realized I have to get everything for myself now. What in the world!?

Tried to get my toddler to say “I love you” he said I love boobie — fair enough kid.

4 months no drinking! - 123 days 🫶🏽

I had a dream I walked in on my husband cheating on me.. my feelings have been hurt all day.

Me at 4am reading #dramione

Ah, toddler sleep regression— the chaotic, soul-crushing rite of passage where your once-sleeping child suddenly decides that night is for existential crises and unreasonable demands. Don’t worry, this is temporary (even if it feels like you’re trapped in a never-ending cycle of 3 AM negotiations)

10 years ago I thought metastasized ment moron, and it still keeps me up at night… I can still see the looks of shame from the people around the table.

How does one go about rebranding a bubble personality to dark academia? Asking for me…

New selftalk unlocked “stay alive long enough to read the next empyrean book” #onyxstorm #booksky #booktok

Yes, exactly.

If your partner ever tells you that their electric kit is silent, and you won’t hear their “silent” drums… just know you will. Ooooh you will hear it.

How many books have you read so far? - I have read 7 lol #booksky #booktok

Spent my birthday reading — 31 is off to a great start! #onyxstorm

Happy Birthday to me ✨ 31 or as I have been told “30-fun” Looking forward to this next trip around the sun 🌞 ♒️

Pretty much ♥️

Its been 2 days… TWO DAYS. One, Two. I am just full of rage.

Today is my Friday 🙂‍↕️

Idk what it is about watching an Asian lady eat copious amounts of food ASMR style… but I watch it every time lol like where does it all go???

To heck with the hustle.. I want to lollygag!

The fact that #onyxstorm released today, and I have to work instead of reading….. honestly, it’s really unacceptable. #booktok #booksky

It is 1° outside… that is just so disrespectful 😭

Every time I leave the house I spent $100.. and I don’t like that…

Current vocal stem: “Denial is a river in Egypt, your husband is gay!”

Hi, #booksky - I’m a #booktok refugee! Let’s follow eachother. I like — Fantasy Romance Romance My current hyper fixation is Dramione FanFic.

What’s everyone reading? I just started my 4th Dramione Fic 🙂‍↕️ #booksky