have you guys ever interacted with a human being before??? not one thing this guy did is bad. he's trying to be nice and befriend someone going through a lot. it's normal to try and bring a hint of normalcy to someone's life when they're spiralling. he's not at fault, you're just stupid and immature

him: did you like it me, trying to come up with something nice to say:

i was gonna work today but they told me i don't need to so i'm focusing on what really matters

he cried earlier today because someone shot him

IT TOOK ME 9 DAYS

every time someone calls me a pretty boy 8 years get added to my lifespan

31 and 34 kills back to back? i am the best fortnite player to ever live

being stubborn is so fun

fortnite reload is actually so fun i love reload

i have been trying to S-rank this sonic unleashed level for the past two hours. i'm going to eat my own ass why is this game so fucking hard

hi

he drops to 3999 followers in the middle of talking to a girl at the supermarket and she somehow senses it and pepper sprays him

playing fortnite so the demons don't take over

the only correct veggies tier list. suck my nuts

if we were all frogs i wouldn't share my lily pad with anyone unless you're paying rent

i can't sleep

i ate the entire cheesecake and now i'm sleepy

i went to the confectionery and they only had ONE cheesecake left. sometimes i wonder why i'm still alive

i woke up craving cake so now i'm going to buy like 6 japanese cheesecakes

working out from home is so fun. buying a home gym was definitely a good idea

like and i will tag you and make an assumption about your ex (won't be nice)

old man yaoi could fix me

sonic the hedgehog is my son

best part about waking up and finishing my work is sonic unleashed. gonnabe playing it for the next 10 hours

i'm like if a man was a cute girl that eats crayons

finished the fortnite battle pass. gonna celebrate by buying a skin

i'm a little too good at this game. i need to pick up another hobby

just peed if you guys are curious

i love sonic the hedgehog

wait this might be a bad idea

just bought some weights for my home gym. gonna play fortnite and every kill i get = one extra bench press set

everyone and their grandmas got the same reply. starting to think that if putin was on here he'd "tend to be positive in his communications."

always count on sonic unleashed to make a bad day worse. i love this game

been trying to beat a single sonic unleashed level for two hours now. this is torture

put me and sonic unleashed in the same room and one of us is leaving pregnant

it's sock, sock, shoe, shoe

eating soup with a fork isn't that bad

i hate cardan bro who the hell starts a conversation like this i just sat down

hi

how do i say this app is more tumblr than it is twitter without being mean

i need more sonic friends please PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE #sonictwt #sonicsky

WHAT DO YOU MEAN SONIC UNLEASHED IS NOW AVAILABLE FOR PC

just ordered a pizza while the dentist is in the room and he looked at me like i have been sleeping with his wife

do we fuck with the new profile picture

time to get to work...

i keep forgetting i have this account. hi oomfs

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