she's grene because she can be placed there

and for my next trick, i will now sexualize my parents divorce papers

can i step on u

babe ur not a nothing burger ur a double bacon deluxe with extra bbq sauce burger

oh hai der

call my girl bilbo faggins the way shes obsessed with my ring

good morning everypuppy

dumbass puppygirl at the function keeps looking at u like this and asking a cig wyd

#kafstel doodle page

something something tummy (ignore me being mid yawn im sleepy)

it's a full moon...........

eating out a vampire girl call that

whats wrong babe? something catch your eye?

business casual means business on top and casual under that right ?

whats wrong babe? something catch your eye?

Three things to keep at your bedside for a successful 2026 ! ! !

its 60 degrees in my basement and my nose is so cold, i-it'd be so embarrassing if u made me stick it in ur armpit to warm it up haha

hi i forgot this app existed, have this as an apology

oh we're having our bi-yearly "im leaving twitter for bluesky" phase again? hi everyone

panting, toes curling, braced against the wall, my insides burning hot, can't stop shaking, , , you guessed it, I had dairy last night.

you legally have to say good morning to me now

pup on the come up

yeah i got tricks watch this

yeah i got tricks watch this

LOOK AT MY BABY GO BUY ART FROM MY FRIEND RAAHHHHH

You are invited to the wolf watermelon party. Do you accept? (Y/N)

oh hey i didn't see you there

lil self promo time i have a little community collaborative writing project I've been trying to get off the ground. Its in the very beginning stages and my plan is to get everything written out thats in my head then turn it over to the community. if u wanna join dm me and ill send the discord inv.

treatmaxxing taillwagging barkpilled puppychad reporting for duty

happy pride month. #furry #furryart #anthro #anthroart #art #traditionalart #bunny #transpride #pride

wheeee

smoking puppy weed and jerking off what a wonderful evening it was

ur legally obligated to send me $20 a month if u laughed at one of my posts

Is there a sight more delightful than watching a dog in a park play gleefully with their toys? ♥

102st post celebration !!!

101st post celebration !!!

would you let me bounce on it silly puppy style

guys sorry I'm clumsy im just a dog in the wrong body

bonus points if u cure it by smoking then jacking it transgirl yuri

tfw you havent had an anxiety flare up in so long you forgot how it feels so you start getting anxious that you're actually sick and then after realizing being anxious didn't actually make it worse it all clicks

feeling like an unworshipped ancient goddess waking up with no kisses along my body

when the hinge date is so bad it starts your next bad bitch era (got a new haircut)

frotting with my girlfriend's wife >>>

just spent 3 hours on a date with a girl who didnt laugh at a single joke i made and watched a video about pokemon cards instead of talking to me fuck my stupid puppy life

brb gonna go bark at a tornado

getchu a girl that shows off her collar on her hinge profile

taking ur puppy girl to the vet about it not eating and throwing up everywhere just to learn it's just being dramatic about your new jacket

a woman shaving her arm pits is like an angel shedding her wings💔

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