FRIDAY FLASHBACK: Amorous Valentines. Check it out! #metabods latest.metabods.com

It says something weird about my life that this is how I find out

The next all-prompted Vignette Party is February 28! All of my “suggestion-level” Patreon supporters ($15+) can prompt for one-scene stories. Join up or log in and DM me at patreon.com/metabods by the Wednesday before to be included.

WEEKLY UPDATE: A classic multi story gets an update, plus lots more. Check it out! #metabods latest.metabods.com

NEW CHAPTER! “Doubling up, Part 4” by BRK—Bryce/Stu and their friends brunch out at the multi-friendly campus-adjacent flapjackery, where they encounter good food and an avid admirer. www.metabods.com/mbxy/site/st...

FRIDAY FLASHBACK: Stories posted or updated in February 2021. Check it out! #metabods latest.metabods.com

WEEKLY UPDATE: A new foursome growth story from BRK, plus lots more. Check it out! #metabods latest.metabods.com

NEW BRK STORY! “Fourplay” by BRK—Tall, athletic Trent and his twin best friends are already in man-lust heaven sharing Kii, the most beautiful boyfriend possible—and that’s before they find out the prop amulet Kii ordered isn’t a prop after all. www.metabods.com/mbxy/site/st...

FRIDAY FLASHBACK: Tales with a bit of vengeance. Check it out! #metabods latest.metabods.com

2026 CALL FOR STORIES! Send your tales of sexy metaguys to submit.metabods.com, and join the ever-growing archive of alternative gay male erotica. Thanks for all your support!

saw another video where a guy's clothing is pulled off him and it just sort of separates and falls off, which leads to today's very important question: why does AI think all clothing is made of muenster cheese?

WEEKLY UPDATE: Two inaugural chapters of “One Hot Winter,” plus lots more. Check it out! #metabods latest.metabods.com

NEW BRK STORY! “One hot winter,” Parts 1–2 by BRK—Donovan’s looking forward to a snowy winter break with his bestie, Jer, and to trying out the new blend of premium weed Jer’s friend has found for them. www.metabods.com/mbxy/site/st...

FRIDAY FLASHBACK: Series starters. Check it out! #metabods latest.metabods.com

WEEKLY UPDATE: A new BRK story, plus lots more. Check it out! #metabods latest.metabods.com

NEW BRK STORY! “Growth session,” Parts 1–2 by BRK—Gabe is alarmed as his simple, recreational fantasy—sharing orgasm after orgasm with the sweaty, tight-bodied guys swirling around each other on his local club’s dance floor—starts to impinge on reality. www.metabods.com/mbxy/site/st...

UPDATE UPDATE: This week’s update will be posted on Sunday, January 18.

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FRIDAY FLASHBACK: Public issues. Check it out! #metabods latest.metabods.com

WEEKLY UPDATE: A huge haul this week, including two story continuations from me and tons more. Check it out! #metabods latest.metabods.com

TWO MORE PROMPTED CHAPTERS! “Beach shoot,” Part 2 by BRK—Enjoying the island where he’d just had a successful shoot, Xavier meets his biggest fan. “Frat crisis,” Part 3 by BRK—In a flashback, we see the onset of the curse. www.metabods.com/mbxy/site/st... www.metabods.com/mbxy/site/st...

FRIDAY FLASHBACK: More unsurfaced stories. Check it out! #metabods latest.metabods.com

WEEKLY UPDATE: 2025 year in review and top story lists; further Vignette Party stories; and tons more besides. Check it out! #metabods latest.metabods.com

VIGNETTE PARTY CONTINUES! “The dudes,” Part 9 by BRK—Jake and Thom explore upstairs. “Empathic orgasm” by BRK—Simon experiences the sexual arousal of others. www.metabods.com/mbxy/site/st... www.metabods.com/mbxy/site/st...

FRIDAY FLASHBACK: Stories posted or updated in January 2021. Check it out! #metabods latest.metabods.com

Was just alerted to these by a patron and I am so tempted www.teepublic.com/socks/252862...

WEEKLY UPDATE: A Vignette Party! Concluding epics! New Christmas stories (and not-Christmas stories)! Five years of Weekly Updates! Check it all out! #metabods latest.metabods.com

VIGNETTE PARTY, Part 1! “Birthday benefaction,” Part 5 by BRK. “The blue mistletoe” by BRK. “The wrong size” by BRK. www.metabods.com/mbxy/site/st... www.metabods.com/mbxy/site/st... www.metabods.com/mbxy/site/st...

FRIDAY FLASHBACK: Christmas carnality. Check it out! #metabods latest.metabods.com

1. the casual way in which this ad accepts our dystopian abdication of responsibility to care for our elders is itself quite dystopian 2. hey ad, I'm not THAT old 3. asking my kind to bury ourselves in the road and serve as mere traffic cones is the ultimate insult

Hey, commissioning artists and writers: Any suggestions or advice for replacing PayPal as the means by which I accept direct commissions? I use Patreon for ongoing pledges, but until now dropping cash to me for one-off commissions has been via PP. What's worked or not worked for you guys?

Just got permabanned from PayPal. Merry Christmas 😐

WEEKLY UPDATE: A colossal hero, growing coworkers, unexpected transformations, and lots more. Check it out! #metabods latest.metabods.com

NEW STORY! “The U.P. incursion” by BRK—A stomping, 160-foot alien monster marauding through the farmlands of Cold War America requires a response in kind. It turns out, the feds have a means—and a candidate. www.metabods.com/mbxy/site/st...

FRIDAY FLASHBACK: Helpful apps. Check it out! #metabods latest.metabods.com

WEEKLY UPDATE: New Ds, more ho ho ho, and lots of sexy stuff. Check it out! #metabods latest.metabods.com

NEW STORY: “The four Ds: Convergence” by BRK—A self-isolating scholar with a talent for reading the paths of a person’s lineage meets a charismatic young man with unusual ancestors, and wonders for the first time if he can do more than look. www.metabods.com/mbxy/site/st...

New ebook cover design. Time to get Boned for Bodoni

FRIDAY FLASHBACK: Giving stories their first surfacing. Check it out! #metabods latest.metabods.com

WEEKLY UPDATE: Two new BRK story updates plus lots more. Check it out! #metabods latest.metabods.com

TWO NEW CHAPTERS! “Best self,” Part 3 by BRK—T.J. Skye’s nerdy manager doesn’t feel like he fits in with the good-looking, easygoing rock stars and on-stage performers. “The o-contest,” Part 5 by BRK—Shooter has to go to work. www.metabods.com/mbxy/site/st... www.metabods.com/mbxy/site/st...

FRIDAY FLASHBACK: Stories from December 2020. Check it out! #metabods latest.metabods.com

The next all-prompted Vignette Party is December 27! All of my “suggestion-level” Patreon supporters ($15+) can prompt for one-scene stories. Join up or log in and DM me at patreon.com/metabods by the Wednesday before to be included.

Site is back up - the crisis at the hosting company's data center has been resolved. 🎉

Note from my hosting provider: "There is currently an outage at our data center. Our internal engineering team is actively working with the datacenter operations team to investigate and resolve the problem." Resolution to come...

WEEKLY UPDATE: A ginormous dogpile of stories this week, with the end of "Egregious," the epic climax to "Three Hearts," and much, much more. Check it out! #metabods latest.metabods.com

TWO XXL CONCLUSIONS! “Egregious fantasy,” Part 5 by BRK “Three hearts as one,” Part 3 by BRK www.metabods.com/mbxy/site/st... www.metabods.com/mbxy/site/st...

FRIDAY FLASHBACK: Turkey Day stories. Check it out! #metabods latest.metabods.com

To those who celebrate, I hope you have a safe and happy holiday weekend.

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