When you edge for 6 hours and finally unload

Take a seat, junior

Rub my belly and swallow my cock while I stuff myself, tryna get back to to 265

When the photojournalist covering your soup kitchen makes you look like the cover of a 90's garage punk album cover...

Hoe hoe hoe getting drilled by my BWC

Enjoying an Elements Carbon and catching up on emails

Fuckin love a sunset like this

Rewatching Firefly, as is tradition, and remembering how 'Heart of Gold' is the best episode, and I'm willing to fight on that. "Whores" singing Amazing Grace better than any church choir? C'mon

I don't ever want to take this off. This is clothing perfection.

My tits are way too sensitive to be at a onsie party right now

the amount of time I spend checking produce before letting the delivery driver leave when I'm running a kitchen is truly staggering. And yes I inspect every piece of produce I don't trust Sysco with a tamogachi let alone product

2tbsp of ganja ghee in my discount Mac n Cheese, what could go wrong?

With my boy at the Lone Star

Today's brunch special is duck fat buttermilk biscuits and chili infused sawmill gravy but of course I added some of my cornmeal fried chicken and a drizzle of cholula maple syrup

If I timed it right, we'll run out of my "Only kosher on Sunday" dill pickles just in time for these Bread& Butter& Bourbon pickles to be ready

When you've been at work since 430 am and finally at 1130 get a chance to run down the street for your Vietnamese iced coffee fix... :: Legend of Zelda treasure chest noise::

Hard to believe I was barely 20 in this photo, making fuckin hollandaise by whisk like a primitive

Mind if I get in bed with you, sport?

My "I'm only kosher on Sunday" dill pickles are so popular I can't keep up with demand. That's a good problem to have.

I love being welcomed home

Slow Sundays are for catching up on my administrative work and posting thirst trap promotional selfies.

New mural who dis?

So my homemade tater tots and fermented potato chips were so popular we sold out by noon along with my hot honey chicken biscuit so I'm gonna go out on a limb and say we're going to do just fine. I I need a fuckin beer

Fresh produce every single day, I'm in my element

Miso brown butter Asian pear compote is the seasonal compote for my French toast. Miso, brown butter and brown sugar with vanilla paste, warming spices and burnt cinnamon turn into an almost caramel

Tomorrow is the grand opening hence why I got here at 5 am lol

I fuckin love this old photo

I love my weekends in LA

Lactofermented pickles and a new variation of my fried chicken recipe are on today's prep list. Grand opening next week y'all

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Having some vegan folks by the restaurant today to try some of the items I've put together now that we've got our permits. Excitement builds

We're at a place in history where what you do now will resonate so do the right shit. Refuse. Fight. Get arrested it's fine I've had it happen a few hundred times you get used to it. Rebel. No one is illegal we all occupy this fucking planet and borders are for children

Enjoying a Cain Maduro and people watching at The Eagle SF

What's that thing white women at the end of their rope say? Oh right, Sunday Funday

On today's episode of "Will it smash burger" taking inspiration from Slater's 50/50 I've got gorgeously marbled chuck, some trimmings from bacon I made and ridiculously fatty dry aged brisket. Gonna toss the beef in some shio koji overnight and then grind tomorrow

I love breaking down a whole chicken to fry cause I get to keep the "scraps" and chicken fried chicken skin is absurdly good not to mention tenders. Also a carcass for stock, skin and fat for schmaltz

Old picture but you know what to do, son

Between the disco balls, light show and smoke machine I feel like I'm 16 again at a rave about to make incredibly poor life choices.

Who wants to ride Dad's cock?

Watching karaoke at Woody's and feeling like I'm in college again

Just realized I brought a fuckin lot of weed on the plane and no one noticed so that's fun. Tablet form wins again and I won't be paralyzed by fear while I'm in Dallas. Winning

Well hello there.

Delta asking me to pick my meal and they have a shack burger now?! lol I can't imagine that'd be very good

This is usually when I go buy another 3lbs bag from H Mart

When the kitty is having ear issues it's the orange of shame

In high school home ec I thought balancing a checkbook was hard but in my fifties it's been balancing being polyyamorus and pansexual. Thank the fucking gods I love spreadsheets

I nearly choked to death on my beer when I saw the banner

We live in capitalism. Its power seems inescapable. So did the divine right of kings. Any human power can be resisted and changed by human beings. Resistance and change often begin in art, and very often in our art, the art of words.

Ursula K Le Guin was a fucking icon

It's time to start rioting. I hope the people of my generation remember how. You younger folks, I know you've got it in you. I've seen what you can do.