When you’ve been on your feet all day making cookies. . . 😩

Of course I make vegan cookies! Do you think my mother raised a punk bitch?!?! 🙄

How I arrived on Bluesky

I swear to piss!!! 😡

When I was a kid, my dad tried scheduling my time to prioritize schoolwork and chores and minimize television watching as much as possible, but dammit if I didn’t make sure he allowed time to watch Alien Nation!

Why did it take me almost 40 years to realize why Marty didn’t get an answer when he first called Doc Brown in 1955 . . . He was probably unconscious after having fallen while trying to hang a clock in his bathroom! 🤣 (also, was having a clock in the bathroom a regular thing in the 50s?! 🤔)

You’d think a movie with a script from the writer of Se7en and 8mm could have been a nice bit of grimy fun, but . . . 🙄 kayode-kendall.medium.com/psycho-kille...

I liked Whistle, but I wanted to love it. The concept felt pretty bold, but the execution felt too paint-by-numbers. Dafne Keen is great as the lead, and a few of the kills are legitimately horrifying. It’s just never as scary as it could have been.

Art and nationality 🎨

The problem with Return to Silent Hill is that it is far too preoccupied with directly translating video game mechanics and presentation to film that it never functions like an actual film. Every line delivery feels like voiceover, every tertiary character feels like an NPC.

For the love of God, just wash your ass! 🤦🏾‍♂️

I mean. . . 🙄

Deep Cover is definitely my favorite Bill Duke flick!

If your sole talking point with regard to Paramount buying Warner Bros. Is the fate of James Gunn and Superman movies, I will not take you seriously. 🙄

Why in blue perfect hell would I want to see a #Scream movie that doesn’t feature #MelissaBarerra stabbing the fuck outta muhfuckahs?!?! 🙄

I hold my tongue when it comes to discussing politics because I realize there’s a lot I don’t know, and just try to listen. But a lotta folks online who talk with their whole chest clearly don’t even have a School House Rock level of understanding of how anything in government works.

Post someone who looks good in a hat.

If you see this, post a monster.

👍🏾❤️

Released 24 years ago today: kayode-kendall.medium.com/the-fascinat...

The Narrator: Because the studio realized it wasn’t very good. 🙄

My argument for the first Blade being more supporting character Karen Jenson’s story than his. (Or just a different perspective) Is Dr. Karen Jenson The Hero Of Blade? fanfare.pub/is-dr-karen-...

Imagine producing a movie . . . called Psycho Killer . . . written by the screenwriter of Se7en . . . and just not promoting that shit at all . . . the movie comes out TOMORROW!

This Mark Dacascos ball just keeps rollin’ y’all!!! This week, me and @notthatclari.bsky.social discussed what we both agree was a precursor to #RushHour, the action comedy co-starring Kadeem Hardison and Brittany Murphy, Drive! open.spotify.com/episode/2sKi...

NAW!!!! NawNawNawNawNawNawNawNaw!!!! . . . WHAT DA FUCK, MAN?!??? 😳 youtu.be/XJ0uv-phsDk?...

Awww!!! 🥹🥹🥹

Artists, show us how you draw black women!

“Sugar, We’re Goin’ Down” by Fallout Boy 🎶

It’s time for . . . “Actresses I Wanna See Play Werewolves!!!” . . . [Thread]

Didn’t get this finished in time for VD over the weekend, but I’m happy with how it turned out, nonetheless! ☺️💔

I FUCKIN’ KNEW IT!!!! 😃

#HappyValentinesDay 💔💔💔

#HappyValentinesDay ❤️❤️❤️

Finally got around to watching #TheHousemaid, and good lord!!! These white women be white womening all to be damned when they be writin’ these books that eventually get made into movies and TV shows. I still haven’t recover from All Her Fault and His & Hers! 😳🫢

Happy #FridayThe13th before #ValentinesDay

I’ll be sure to check it out. . . When it hits steam, so . . . 2029? 🤷🏿‍♂️🙄

Even if it ends up not working, I’m confident it’ll still be a fascinating experiment! 🤔 youtu.be/rptPAYv3AwQ

Well this is new (to me, I mean)! 😳

So, in less the a week, my older sister, who should have a greater awareness of the 80s, given her five year head start on me, told me she had no idea who Patrick Nagel was. And tonight, a friend who’s only two years my junior had never heard “Wild Boys” by Duran Duran before I sang it at karaoke.

I’m sorry, but am I supposed to care about the military accuracy of Commando?!?! 🙄

I’m sorry, WHAT?!?! 🙄

Cookin’ up something good for #ValentinesDay! ❤️

Artist! Quote with your vintage art!

Quote with your women art 💃🏾

Man, I swear! 🙄

Why yes good sir, I DO make my own toffee! Did you think my mother raised a punk bitch?! 🧐