I feel very good about my golden retriever and black cat vibes

Andromeda

Normal christmas activities

I am meaty

Coming up with characters is the easy part, giving them interesting stories is way harder.

I have the approximate work ethics of a 300 year old vampire who's gotten comfortable with the thought of being alive for the next couple millenia, which is really messing with the fact that I need to pay for food and housing.

If you need to deliver a package I am very fast and strong

BTW I HAVE A CAT

I finally got the phobe version, so now I can post pictures like these abominations

Like this one. Do it.

I should probably get the app for this on my phone so that I can actually post some of my better pics on here. Really hope future me remembers to do that.

Dang I got tagged, alright @almaadore.no Food: Nearest Season: Season 5 of Supernatural Drink: 2000mg Beta-alanine, 300mg caffeine, water Color: Look up the Pillars of Creation. That. Hobbies: Staring at the mirror at 02 am, listening to highly stimulating music while trying (failing) to be quiet.

I'm really bad with philosophy and shit. Like, if someone ponders upon the orb about what stuff means, that's great and all, but I'd rather just tear off the hood and figure that shit out. Having said that, there are several movie directors I would like a word with, contact me at-

No one really tells you how it feels to start writing one story, then begin wanting to put the characters from that story into a cozy little house in a place where nothing bad ever happens, and just write about how happy they are there.

Speaking of xmas, I also can't wait to see the face my girlfriends makes when she opens her brand new Lego set of Buckbeak.

I'm a 30 year old man, and I just told my girlfriend what I want for christmas, and now I can't fuckin wait to see wht I get. I'm such a good fuckn boy, this is gonna be awesome!

I am a very multifaceted being, I swear. It's not like I spend nearly all of my time either on my ass in front of a (DM) screen, or off my rockers on caffeine in a gym.

Greetings fuckers and fuckettes.

The blue bird is dead, all hail the Blue Sky! Also, suck it, Elon!