I still desperately wanna get a wetsuit for swimming with tiger shark-style stripes. Been wanting one for years and the idea makes my brain dopamine

I did think it was really funny that I wore my goofy dinozilla t shirt to martial arts though and of course he took the opportunity to convey that part of the movement we were working on involved lifting and chambering your knee to your side like you're a kaiju readying to stomp the city

I'm so extremely tired today!! I feel really accomplished though, and excited to have some new things to work on and eager to figure out my footwork. Also really looking forward to the local biweekly queer pool day... The basic need to cleave through water propelled by my fat, fat tail ✨

Queer martial arts peer told me today I am "frightfully strong" and I was so taken aback that I literally thought it was the setup for a joke or a reference I don't know! I am once more embodying Sporty Lizard Energy

I need to figure out what's up with my martial arts footwork. Probably I need to open up my hips a little more, which working on my splits will help, but my 形意拳 step in particular is miserable; maybe rotating my hips too much when I move forward? Might have something to do with knee torque tho

I like the implications of the Blazer/Sheath titles in deltarune. That in sword route, their relationship to the soul changes from 'wielding the blade' to Sheathing it. They shift from seeing their soul/nature as a weapon they can use to still seeing it as a weapon, but one they both bind and shield

i love floradinn #deltarune #deltarunechapter5 #floradinn #art #animation #fanart #deltarunefanart

Noble purpose. #deltarune

After the persistent song of last summer's cicadas, the echoing silence of the night is a beautiful contrast. Some nights you hear the bleat of a startled deer, the haunting hoot of an owl, or the squeal of some other unknown critter deep in the darkness & smile, knowing others share this moment too

*Dripping in the warm night air, accompanied by the mysterious lights in the trees flashing their unknowable messages* Finally home from today's martial arts session!! Doing some incline pushup negatives & hollow body too to try n build progression toward a free handstanding structure & planches ✨

Hmmmm What if I painstakingly inked my scales so I had stripes

EXPERIMENTAL TREATMENT "When I was about ten or so, I swallowed seventeen packets of sea monkeys, all at once. It turned out my immune system was missing an antibody or two, and I had an undiagnosed fistula, so the pleura between my organs turned into a... www.greaterrealityarea.net/experimental...

Girls will be REALLY insistent that you commit excess deforestation

You don't know how to be a pet? Well, rule #1 - You learn by doing. You're gonna mess up, get teased. Then you're gonna blush and make that wonderfully pathetic little whine again! And then you'll get better and I'll find something new to tease you about. It's called enrichment! It's good for pets.

Cat got your tongue, or are you afraid to get in the water?!

I am secretly composed entirely from these creatures

Who might we all be, but for a single serendipitous moment when we need it the most?

Some days I think about how one day years ago I changed a shy wolf's life because I mistook him with someone else with a similar name. I ended up dropping into his DMs with an exuberant, eager greeting and started talking about all the things I was excited to do. We ended up being friends for years.

“mixed sapience household“

as a child i was taught to fear going out of bounds. “your uncle went once, and never came back”. it scared me at first, but now i know there’s nothing to fear. i walk beneath mountains on a plane of infinite shadow. there is no floor but the one i believe in. the roots of everything are beautiful.

Martial arts are joy. Dance is joy. Parkour, sport, movement is joy. Motion is a song you choose to play, learning your measure, your notes, your score. A skill practiced and refined until indulgence sings within your every string and finding your way becomes a jazz refrain.

Have you ever thought about what it means to be alive? A multiplous collective of tiny animals working together to feed and protect and shelter one another, doing their best day to day. You're a self-aware home, a walking commune, a garden of little lives. Do be good to your residents, won't you? 💖

Crocodiles are predators, but I prey on the mundane. A colorful, sugar-dusted ambush creature that lunges out to snap up dreary moments and exhausting routines and metabolizes them into small gods and grand mythologies that reignite nonsensical meaning and whimsical purpose within the day-to-day.

Feel free to peel off my scales and nibble them!! They grow back, and they taste sweet, like vanilla and lavender...

Deltarune is just such good fucking food. I admire the way it continues to perform its narrative on both its characters, on the player, on the fandom, and pursues narrative coherence through all the layers of light & dark worlds it touches through both presentation & simulation of internal division.

Not spoilers or anything, but Ralsei & Roaring Knight are like Kris's anima & animus, right? Weak, feminine, heroic 'good boy' rule follower who goes along passively vs the screaming absence of their masculine ideal, the cool older sister, their sense of aura farming, knife love, power, villainy...

swamp puppy fakemon adopt! 🐊 toyhou.se/40251847.swa...

Damn but I'm enjoying my outfit tonight a lot. I always really enjoy the waterfront ambiance a lot; there's always interesting folks killing it with cool art projects and music

Always giggling about trotting around with a dislocated shark tail behind me because I haven't found a crocco version yet I need to get me a thick flat tail to wiggle though!!

Perfect day to prance around in tripp pants (jingling intensifies) and a Snufkin hat while learning hot to duckwalk prance and breakdance

Artfight attack on @shyegg.pet!! #art #artfight i luuve silhouette's they're so fun to work with

Service Top ⨯ Service Top Combat Watch two empathetic nerds fence and riposte, teasing and prodding toward the other's poorly hidden and glowing red Achilles heel. Who shall land the first blow and trigger a chain reaction, collapsing the other's crumple zones and reducing them to a quivering sub~?

Hmmm. Kinda wondering if anyone has made quadruped VR models that you can adopt a quad posture for; it might be fun to have an excuse to play on claws n paws sometime ✨

Buying a block of guava paste for the express purpose of slicing it into strips, coating it in tajin, and letting it dry into fruit leather? Don't mind if I do :9

[ #oc ] herring steak with a side of angelhair pasta

innocent puppies 🤝 evil cats

You settle in, eagerly pulling your headphones over your ears. There is music in a word, softness in the voice; the luring song of a siren incanted through sultry tones and simple, immersive exercises, shaping a desire in your mind. You stretch, alert and awake, carrying a seed in fertile ground.

Moody 🌙

Hear me out

dog

I think that the confirmation that the digital circus humans are programs makes the treatment of Gummigoo relatively more fucked. I assume abstraction is just because of brainscan files being disallowed by the system for deletion, but it otherwise makes Cain's excuse to delete him totally arbitrary

TRILOBITE BLUES In life, your pet trilobite never got to meet you. The little oval spent quiet days scurrying about the seafloor, as its kind had always done for hundreds of millions of years. Sometimes it would curl up into a ball to protect itself... www.greaterrealityarea.net/trilobite-bl...

Sore? Achey? Bruised? Feel the sensation. Charliehorse? Examine it, breathe deep, lean into the soreness, follow the way your muscle moves. Fill yourself with open curiosity and explore everything you have available to you here and now. It's your best friend, even when it plays the music too loud ✨

Bored? just do uh, two hours?? of yoga I feel a little absurd, but it really does light me up like nothing else to play with my body and physically interact with the world. I really need to remember that if I fall into a idle rut again, like after my old climbing space closed

okay gm

game changer

Stretching time with Grano

It's that time of year again!! Free climb weekend; I guess tomorrow after martial arts practice I'm gonna spend all day on the walls :D

UGH On a whim, I picked up The Binding, by Bridget Collins, and it's been a heartrending read. It's a high magic fantasy book, but it uses the setting to tell an absolutely crushing tale of dissociation and gaslighting, and a queer romance torn apart and then misunderstood from both sides