Us as parents, watching our infant daughter eat a ham sandwich Him: She's so beautiful. Baby girl: [stops eating, makes eye contact] AAAAAA! 😈

Both of my children

This looks really close to what Alberta is doing to our major cities and it's so gross.

Moms want a better world for their children

My baby smiles at people out in public and when they're captive in a waiting room and on their phones, they smile back, but barely break eye contact from their phone. Bro, you're smiling at your phone. It doesn't count unless you make eye contact. Are people's brains melting??? Tf.

I think I found a manicure person and I'm prepared to spend $30 a month on fancy hands

The comparison to Nazis wasnt ever hyperbolic

Gonna start posting about the mundane to take back my life from The Horrors

Apparently kicking out a tail light means someone can come back and murder you in broad daylight three weeks later. Cool cool.

As a person who's dealt with babies, tummy time, shaping helmets and other concerns... Andrew Hubermans open-mindedness made his brain fall out.

In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.

Hard not to doom scroll when there's so much doom

Me fruitlessly calling my representatives and urging others to do the same

If you're in Alberta, calling patient relations about the stupid vaccine booking process is faster than actually calling to book your vaccine. 811 hung up on me because call volume was too high. Patient relations had a person I could talk to almost immediately. Just a thought.

Man, if you told me fifteen years ago that a president would say Rosie O'Donnell is a threat to humanity, I would have assumed you were riffing off of some weird joke I haven't heard yet

For me, later

Renaming my baby Shai-Hulud because I have to walk in a very specific way otherwise I am under threat by her.

I don't have much to say apart from ow, my back.

Is this how we decide once and for all that you can't run a country like a business? Lol

I think Blue sky is feeding me AI photos of cats?? The entire internet is busted.

Century homes are cute. Cold snaps are less brutal when your house has insulation tho

Y'ever try to get 40mL of liquid medicine into a two year old? I can tell you that the makers of home-use Prednisone have not.

I deleted Facebook. I've had a Facebook account since I was 15. That's eighteen years. They probably still have all of my data, but at least they don't get anymore of it. And, I still have all of my photos and posts. Woo. I guess I gotta touch grass now.

ain't that a mood

All I have are photos of my kid and updates about work.