Jellyfish UAPs were invented to make the pure nuts and bolts saucer believers less comfortable.

This one has intrigued me now. Only half decent theory I've seen for it, is that it's the business end of an anti-drone net launcher. But... while those have been mounted on drones in Ukraine, there's no drone in the video! It's just floating in the air.

I think this new UAP from Ukraine can be identified by the large cloud of smoke coming out of it. It's Reavers.

A new Terminator movie, but Skynet tries to kill John Conner by helping him to harvest wild mushrooms.

Come home tonight to the surprise news that my upstairs neighbour has bought a hippo. Right now they're trying to get it into their wardrobe. Everyone who has lived in a flat can relate.

Britain has had five Prime Ministers in ten years, one every two years. It now looks certain we'll have another one in a few months, and then they have to call a general election in about... two years.

Related, I hope someone has secured film rights from Richard Doty while he's still around. The man wrote some good stuff!

I was being a bit mean to Corbell, after stewing for the day I know what I would have enjoyed watching. An entire fly on the wall documentary about John Lear. It appeals to the side of me that isn't on some quest for the truth, I just wants to hear a really good story.

Sleeping Dog review. The "amorphous" UFO was nice. The rest of the documentary could have been cut down, such as removing the 90 minutes of Corbell drinking beers.

Anyone watched Sleeping Dog yet? I always have difficulty with Corbell, as his personality is odd to British eyes. Knapp is vastly more relatable, so they're an odd pairing. But I'd quite enjoy any decent UFO doc right now.

There's a point where the markets are going to realise they need to do the opposite of whatever Trump is manipulating them to do. Go full GameStop 2021 on him and bankrupt all the insider trading.

My house hunting priorities as I plan to leave London are a little different.

Five minutes wrestling with the squarespace domain admin, and I already want to break the monitor.

The Youtube thumbnails are going to be spectacular by tomorrow, but this is a favourite from the current 24 hours. I'm not watching any of these, it will be a hot pile of garbage. But the thumbnails are a guilty pleasure.

Original vs the version "declassified" today. Yes, someone used a heavily compressed source image and then zoomed in on visible jpeg macro blocks 🤦‍♂️

Tuning in to the Greer presser for the hell of it. I have high hopes of this panel!

I've just downloaded my first "declassified" file to check, which is an Apollo 12 transcript (I'm a registered space nerd). It's four unmodified pages from the official transcript that has been in the public domain since November 1969.

What first contact with NHI actually looks like.

Can I just watch Spielberg's summer movie as probably the last great blockbusters he'll ever make, without worrying it's going to drop some crap about demons and angels.

So this should have said England rather than UK. Scotland and Wales are having elections for their respective devolved national parliaments, which I have not the slightest interest in.

Let me guess, it's going to build to major revelations.... just after the midterms (promise).

Can't I just enjoy a quaint election night without any wars for one day?

Twenty five years ago the UK had 390,127 Jedi. Now it's barely a few thousand. No memorial, not even a moment of silence. Shocking. (Office of National Statistics census data)

Happy May the fourth.

Disclosure is postponed until Ryan Robbins grows his hair back.

UAP Gerb is unlistenable. His show is an impenetrable strings of acronyms and plugs for other episodes of his own show which which are just as impenetrable. About once per hour he'll say something interesting.

The Royal Navy also had a ship that served in both world wars named HMS Cockchafer. They must have lost the bell.

Someone is probably going to tell me it's due to pollution, but my house plants have decided to turn the colour intensity up to 11 this spring. They're showing off, so I'm showing off.

Most people who grew up in the UK in the 80s will remember receiving this government information leaflet, which gave instructions on how to make an emergency ballroom inside your own home.

London Scientology office is also huge and in a very expensive location. I used to pass to often and don't think I've ever seen anyone there.

I could easily believe that one of the conspiracy theories rapidly emerging is true AND that the only motive behind it was to get that bloody ballroom built.

Oh hell, the UFO world has discovered that the shooter was once an intern at JPL.

An actual Leeroy Jenkins assassination attempt. Someone really thought they could just charge in.

Is the orange one baiting the internet to call this a false flag event to get his ballroom built?

"The Sphere Network" is one of those ideas that sounds compelling... until you reach the claim that an alien defence is operating out of a coal shed in a 1930s semi-detached house in Pontefract.

I'm beginning to doubt whether flat out denying reality will ever be a successful war tactic.

Late night Lazar thought. It's still the most nuts and bolts version of disclosure, there's zero woo. There's no psychic connection or craft that "might be alive". No one at S4 "saw things" or had events follow them home.

Lazar's jet car story is triggering the sceptical part of my brain. Occam's razor test, did he drive a jet powered Honda Civic at 212 MPH, or is the speed the sort of embellishment to the story that he's often accused of?

What in the David Lynch is going on here?

I thought I was going crazy for a moment, the Chuck Clark UFO recording finally emerges and it's shown it by pointing a wobbly camera at a laptop. A wobbly recording of a wobbly recording of a wobbly recording. Wobbly³

I watched some of the Jesse Michels interview with Lazar. Michels is actually a bad interviewer.

London can still surprise me with things I've never noticed before. On the left, the UK branch of the Church of Scientology. On the right, weird ugly building full of cold war infrastructure that no one remembers how to turn off. Also on the right, a decorative stack of heads....

What is that thing? It's got spikes, has he summoned The Shrike?

Useful page to bookmark. (1538 was a big one) en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...

The strangest thing I learned during the Hungarian election, was that Orban once worked as a janitor at an apartment block in Surbiton.

Apparently it's just me, but Viktor Orban always reminded me of Rygel from Farscape. Except I used to quite like Rygel.

If the Apollo astronauts had come back crying and hugging this much, NASA probably would have blamed it on space radiation and grounded everyone.

Almost every Medium article is "[Acronym] is dead, use [acronym] instead." I think Medium might be dead.

Artemis now has 40 minutes to complete it's primary mission, locating the soul catcher.

Big Moon.