The US Ambassador's residence in London where Trump will be staying tonight is about 200 metres from London Zoo. It's a tragedy that the comedic potential of this has never been explored.

Inflation.

He was doing so well.

One day I hope to be this professional too.

It's quite a day when "Russia attacks Poland" is already the third item on the evening news.

Mars biosignature sounds like a fairly big thing for the very cautious NASA to say, if that's what they're about to say.

I really should go to bed, but Putin seems to have declared war on Poland and that's kind of distracting.

Listened to the end first, went back to the start to hear the whole thing and fell asleep twice. So I think I've now heard the end three times and random pieces of the first half. Disclosure could have happened today and I'd probably have missed it. I think I'll leave it all until tomorrow.

Ha, I'm doing well, completely forgot about the hearings. Now have I missed 8 minutes or 68 minutes?

If George Knapp is flying to Washington today, I sincerely hope he arrives with zero fucks to give away.

I still think google maps is the single most entertaining thing the company has made, just for the amount of times I've found a nook of London that I want to explore.

Proposal to make the first Monday of September Labrador day for the rest of the world.

September 1st. Christmas.

I need to ask my Husky owning friend if he'd like to make his own version of this. It would be louder.

When I had my first real job, there was a recurring joke down in the lower decks about always carrying some paper so the management would assume you were busy. It's taken me years to realise this is a real career path.

Sometimes you stumble across a youtube thumbnail and it's a work of art. This has everything, it's a peak example of its type, everyone can stop now. P.S. You could not pay me to watch this.

Anduril advertising at Westminster Station. I hope that backfires by attracting more questions about Thiel's interest in the UK. (image liberated from reddit)

TV commentator on Trump leaving air force one: "I assume the plan is for him to get to the bottom of those steps."

The most ridiculous subreddits are a guilty pleasure for moments like this.

So this is cool, the Warminster Thing lives! Shuttleworth's books were one of my first introductions to the topic, a story I've wanted to look at again for ages. Shuttleworth's later books were... curious, but there was something going on. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Somehow this alien knew to curl itself into a cringe pose so it could look embarrassed to be part of this youtube thumbnail long after it had died. This may be evidence for the existence of time travel.

Not in the least bit sleepy so I guess I'm watching Need to Know in twenty minutes.

Eavesdropping on the local estate agent just to count how many blatant lies they're telling the people viewing. It's not even subtle.

For unknown reasons I decided to engage with the Reddit UFO community this morning. Disappointed that I haven't been called a CIA agent yet, it's been 30 minutes.

BBC broadcasting people standing outside a pub in Scotland, oblivious to the very real risk that at least one of them will spontaneously decide to moon Trump as he goes by.

One of the more interesting side effects of this is that Twitter/X will also have to comply. Because American tech companies think it's perfectly normal to include pornography with everything.

Dog.

Someone was very proud of this headline and they were quite right to be.

The British Goverment: "we will neither confirm nor deny the status of nuclear weapons at US bases in the UK" The US Air Force: "look at the new challenge coin at RAF Lakenheath, lol"

Interesting little bit of info over in the OSINT world, RAF Lakenheath probably received its first nukes this week. Facilities to hold them appear to have been completed, and the flight details match for B-61 transport.

I may be a convert to the AI revolution this weekend. I'm well outside my comfort zone dealing with tax & accountancy faff but a chatbot has just given me better advice for a complex thing than any accountant I've ever paid, and did it in plain English on a Sunday morning.

I'd rather eat glass than watch any of this.

They trained Grok on Wolfenstein.

Just met a man dressed as a carrot who insisted on giving me a biscuit. This has caused me to theorize that some of the more inexplicable abduction stories could be attributed to an alien race dominated by marketing executives.

Coulthart has just stated that he knows that the tictac is Lockheed Martin technology. As much as I don't exactly trust Coulthart, this wouldn't surprise many.

Orbs are cool. I'll always love a classic saucer, but orbs are OK. The handful of objects that ignore symmetry should stay out of our skies or be fired upon. Welcome to my alien diplomacy guide.

I'm here with the important UAP commentary. Was that a massive mug or a small plant pot on the senator's desk?

I have friends who I know are the nicest people, funny, loyal, devoted to their families. Every time they write something on LinkedIn I can only see them as massive douchebags.

Ah... there was I about to go to bed and there's a new weaponized to watch. Knapp & Corbell have been knocking out some good episodes this year, I don't know what's going on with the log cabin but it's doing something right for them!

So serious point. SpaceX in common with all Elon's companies requires a constant intake of new workers. People burn out quickly or just feel like seeing their family more than three times a year. I wonder how many of the best and brightest still knock on his door first since the toxic rebrand.

Going to bed late because I had to put out a fire. An actual fire. How's your day been?

If you have any gen-x male friends in your life, please give them space today and let them grieve in their own way. Some of them may need to go play volleyball together.

You have to watch this from start to end at least three times before you go back to work.

Confession: I may have spent significantly more time today watching the Pikachu army parade than Trump's thing yesterday.

Cleaning hack clickbait needs to be banned. I'm sure a few of these are how Kyle Reese made Plastique.

America needs a bit of European inspired pomp and ceremony for their military parades. This is so odd.

The development of AI generated video is accelerating so quickly that it now only takes a day or two for me to hate all the content created by a new release.

How it started vs. How it's going.

I wonder if one day we'll get disclosure that isn't cryptic.

Thought experiment. A contemporary LLM based AI with a reasoning model, but trained on the entire surveillance dataset of the NSA instead of scraping copyrighted material.