They’re such girl dads

Calm down. She’s gentle. Well. Gentler. She knows how rough Angel’s days can be. This is how she tries to help without actually trying.

She has a full on gardening outfit on. “𝙾𝚑 𝚢𝚎𝚜! 𝚀𝚞𝚒𝚝𝚎 𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚘 𝚒𝚝, 𝚖𝚢 𝚍𝚎𝚊𝚛! 𝙸 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚚𝚞𝚒𝚝𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚟𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚝𝚢 𝚘𝚏 𝚋𝚕𝚘𝚘𝚖𝚜 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚋𝚕𝚘𝚜𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚜—𝚖𝚘𝚜𝚝 𝚘𝚏 𝚠𝚑𝚒𝚌𝚑 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚔𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚢𝚘𝚞, 𝚐𝚒𝚟𝚎𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚌𝚎!”

Immediately stops. Looks around, seemingly surprised. She had expected to be alone this late.

Curious indeed. “𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚖𝚎𝚊𝚗 𝙾𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚕𝚘𝚛𝚍𝚜 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚖 𝚎?”

She’s here, she’s here. She’s just been busy with her gardening, is all!

//I hope everyone had a happy holiday!!!! I’m still mostly MIA but I’ll be back!

flop flop flop- [ #radioapple ]

Omg I forgot to post this #HazbinHotel #Alastor #LuciferMorningstar

Curiouser and curiouser. “𝙸’𝚍 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠 𝚠𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚔 𝙸 𝚗𝚎𝚎𝚍 𝚑𝚎𝚕𝚙 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑.”

still haven’t gotten over this scene btw

//Helluva spoilers ahead . . . . . . . . . . . . . . I kinda love Millie more now that she’s flawed. Because that is a HUGE fuck up right there.

Because she’s torturing him, that’s why. “𝙸 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚖𝚢 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚜 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚗𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚖 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚗𝚒𝚌𝚎! 𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚍𝚒𝚍𝚗’𝚝 𝚖𝚎𝚎𝚝 𝚑𝚒𝚖 𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝚑𝚎 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚊𝚗 𝙾𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚕𝚘𝚛𝚍. 𝚃𝚛𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚖𝚎—𝚑𝚎’𝚜 𝚊 𝚔𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚗 𝚗𝚘𝚠 𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚙𝚊𝚛𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚗.”

//hooookay Not sure people are getting it I’m not a lewd focused account and I do not follow people who have porn in their pinned This muse is so ace she’s more likely to murder you than fuck you So kindly do not bother if all you’re looking for is a fuck

“𝙱𝚘𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚐, 𝚙𝚊𝚕𝚝𝚛𝚢 𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚜! 𝚂𝚢𝚖𝚙𝚝𝚘𝚖𝚜 𝚘𝚏 𝚙𝚎𝚘𝚙𝚕𝚎 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚣𝚎𝚛𝚘 𝚒𝚖𝚊𝚐𝚒𝚗𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗! 𝚁𝚎𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚢, 𝙸 𝚠𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍𝚗’𝚝 𝚝𝚎𝚕𝚕 𝚊 𝚜𝚘𝚞𝚕! 𝙸𝚝’𝚜 𝚏𝚊𝚛 𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚎 𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚝𝚊𝚒𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚠𝚊𝚢!” Ahem. “𝚆𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚒𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚑𝚘𝚕𝚍 𝚞𝚙 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚙𝚕𝚊𝚗?”

As a radio host and musician, I think it’s natural for Alastor to be enchanted by good music 🙂‍↕️🤭🥰📻🎶♥️✨

Streeeeeetchy #radioapple

//the grip Maria has on me

//you know no one follows that rule I stg the randos that pop up on the ones I post

A slow grin. Alastor knows her eye, and she knows how to make it good. “𝙸’𝚟𝚎 𝚜𝚙𝚎𝚗𝚝 𝚖𝚢 𝚏𝚊𝚒𝚛 𝚜𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚎 𝚊𝚝 𝚋𝚊𝚛𝚜 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚌𝚕𝚞𝚋𝚜—𝚎𝚗𝚘𝚞𝚐𝚑 𝚝𝚘 𝚖𝚊𝚔𝚎 𝚊 𝚐𝚘𝚘𝚍 𝚍𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚔 𝚒𝚏 𝙸 𝚗𝚎𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚘. 𝙰𝚗𝚍 𝙻𝚞𝚌𝚒𝚏𝚎𝚛 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠𝚜 𝙷𝚞𝚜𝚔 𝚌𝚊𝚗’𝚝 𝚖𝚊𝚔𝚎 𝚊 𝚍𝚎𝚌𝚎𝚗𝚝 𝚘𝚕𝚍 𝚏𝚊𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚜𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚜𝚘𝚞𝚕.”

//absolutely

A snap of her fingers produces other snifter while she reaches behind the bar for bitters, orange, and simple syrup. She pours expertly, crafting an Old Fashioned and sliding it over.

She knows Angel is bound by contract. Still. She’d chew Valentino up given half the chance. “𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚜𝚞𝚛𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚍𝚘𝚗’𝚝 𝚗𝚎𝚎𝚍 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚍𝚎𝚛?”

Half lidded, lazy eyes shift over to see Angel as she swirls her drink. “𝙷𝚎𝚊𝚟𝚎𝚗𝚜 𝚗 𝚘. 𝙸 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚗𝚎𝚎𝚍𝚎𝚍 𝚊 𝚕𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚕𝚎 𝚠𝚒𝚗𝚍 𝚍𝚘𝚠𝚗 𝚒𝚜 𝚊𝚕𝚕.” A pause. “𝚁𝚘𝚞𝚐𝚑 𝚗𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚊𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚝𝚞𝚍𝚒𝚘?” No judgement.

//well Seems very few are interested in this account So I’ll be on my others for a bit!

Be warned: May be unhinged, mean, and horrifying.

😈

//you sure? She can be mean

//i would like some queer platonic ships Or just platonic ships But Alastor will fight me every step of the way 🤣 But I would also like disrespectful sex Why am I like this

One night alone in the hotel.🌹 #HazbinHotel #radioapple

🎄🫎🩷

😈

//nope Aged up MHA accounts get blocked

//At this point I’m pretty well convinced that the only people who want a ship with my Al are frendos Which is fine But WHO WANTS AN INTERACTION WITH MY VERY UNHINGED AL?!

Permanent Shipping Call Post! Reminder! Al is: - genderfluid - Demi/ace/pansexual - a pain in the ass - SLOW BURN - kinky!

//it’s funny I don’t think the fandom is ready to have the “Alastor is a misandrist” conversation. How about you, RP community?

“𝙷𝚊𝚛𝚖𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜?” How positively pathetic. “𝚂𝚞𝚒𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛𝚜𝚎𝚕𝚏. 𝙸 𝚠𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍𝚗’𝚝 𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚒𝚝—𝚒𝚝 𝚠𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍 𝚋𝚎 𝚊 𝚜 𝚑 𝚊 𝚖 𝚎 𝚒𝚏 𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚍 𝚐𝚘𝚝 𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚕𝚎𝚝 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚍𝚘𝚜𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝. 𝚆𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚔?”

“𝙰𝚗𝚍 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚠𝚘𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛 𝚠𝚑𝚢 𝙸 𝚍𝚘𝚗’𝚝 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚌𝚘𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚝𝚜,” she remarks tartly. “𝙰𝚗𝚍 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚙𝚞𝚗𝚒𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚖 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚕𝚊𝚜𝚝 𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚑𝚊𝚙𝚙𝚎𝚗𝚎𝚍 𝚒𝚜 𝚠𝚑𝚢 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚢 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚍𝚘𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚒𝚝 𝚊𝚐𝚊𝚒𝚗. 𝙷𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚕𝚘𝚜𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚜𝚙𝚒𝚗𝚎 𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝚒𝚝 𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚜 𝚝𝚘 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚖?” Always vengeful is Alastor—but she makes a fair point.

A savage grin, stepping closer. Looming larger, somehow, before flickering back to female form. She hates it when men intimidate women just because they can—so she stops. “𝙰 𝚖𝚢𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚢 𝚝𝚘 𝚜𝚘𝚕𝚟𝚎, 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚗! 𝚂𝚑𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚠𝚎 𝚒𝚗𝚟𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚐𝚊𝚝𝚎?” Always kinder to women, no matter who they are. Even when they wear the >

“𝙰𝚖 𝙸?” Completely non hostile. Amused, in fact. “𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚜𝚎𝚎𝚖 𝚎𝚖𝚋𝚊𝚛𝚛𝚊𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚍—𝙸 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚒𝚜𝚗’𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚏𝚒𝚛𝚜𝚝 𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚎 𝚒𝚝’𝚜 𝚑𝚊𝚙𝚙𝚎𝚗𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚢𝚘𝚞. 𝙼𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚋𝚎 𝚛𝚊𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚍𝚒𝚜𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚋𝚘𝚋𝚞𝚕𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐, 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚊 𝚌𝚑𝚘𝚒𝚌𝚎.”

She should know that never stops Alastor. In she slithers from a shadowed corner… and steps out in masculine form. “𝙲𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚗𝚘𝚠, 𝚅𝚘𝚡, 𝚜𝚞𝚛𝚎𝚕𝚢 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚊𝚛𝚎𝚗’𝚝 𝚑 𝚒 𝚍 𝚒 𝚗 𝚐?” he teases, grinning madly.

Screeching sound as she skids around a corner TO WITNESS THIS.

//a what now?

She needs someone to torture. Who’s feeling game?

//too late Already adopted

#HazbinHotel "For you, my dear" 🥀