😢 Schitt news. Raising a glass of dazzling peach crab apple fruit wine in memory 😢

Has Savile defected yet?

Merry Lazy Weekend 🐾🐾

After that episode of The #Traitors I'm gonna have to watch the news to calm down.

Surely it should be the Bored of Peace

Can we finally retire the absurdity of singing Rule Britannia or at least add a quickly spoken payday loan style caveat to the end: *Apart from when reacting to the deranged lunatic who currently occupies the gold-padded oval office.

I like my eggs spicy in the morning. Merry Sunday 😎

Morag has found her comfy spot Hamish isn't convinced

Popped for a coffee.

Can you turn the big light off? 🐾

'Let's go the back way' Might be some time...

The Lamp of Doom.

It's about time we had a public holiday 😉 Merry Epiphany 🎉

There are signs that the roast chicken has just come out of the oven.

The snow is getting closer ❄️☃️

Feliz Año ⏱️🍇🍾🎇

Incredible electrical storms over the Costa Tropical. Good for the reservoirs & land. Not so good for those who came for a sunny holiday. ⛈️⛈️⛈️

I'm dreaming of a... buttered hot cross bun. You can stick your white Christmas up your...

Merry Whatever Day It Is Day 🎉

Went all Berni Inn this year instead of Bernard Matthews Bootiful

My wish for Christmas is I hope there's room in the bottle bank at the bottom of the mountain. Chin chin, clink clink etc. 🍾☃️❄️

Merry KFC Day Everyone. A Bargain Buckets is one tradition i could get behind.

It's the annual watch of Barry & Frieda. We drink shots every time Wincey Willis is shown.

Red wine poured. Time to watch the storm roll in ⛈️

First time in years I am not spending Xmas Eve prepping tomorrow's lunch. Don't know what to do with myself.

Not usually a fan of the fish but this turned out tasty.

Merry Solstice. Summer's Coming.

Merry Stuffed Meat Friday 😎

Fingers marked safe from Mandolin 🎉

Afternoon Drinks at the Beach. (Costa Tropical)

Tinto & Tapas in town (Granada)

Brekkie up snowy mountain 🏔️❄️☃️ (Sierra Nevada)

I could eat picky bits every night

Each year I'm forced to sit through Love Actually as our old apartment can be seen briefly through a window. Ffs.

How does one small doggie shed sooooo much bloody hair? 🐾

Thought I'd nip off for a nana nap. Seems these two buggers beat me to it. 🐾🐾

At the garage waiting for new brake pads. You can have a stiff shot with your coffee.

Our local Aldi has missed a trick. These should be sold alongside Fava beans & bottles of Chianti. Slurps.

Merry Bluesky Monday 😎

Terrific, let's bring down the Government! Love this movie.

It's a sit on the sofa and stare out to sea kind of Sunday 🐾♥️

Love me some sticky pork. Merry weekend.

Looks a bit nippy up the Alpujarras.

Beach Brekkie 😎

Morag appreciates the first fire of the year.

Right, that's the radio switched off until 2026. Cannot stand jingly jangly music.

Waking up at home after a couple of weeks away. Gonna miss this view.

Sad to be leaving after a lovely two weeks with the folks... I will not miss the bloody weather though. Hasta luego!

What was meant to be a quiet Sunday roast at mum & dads has somehow transformed into a big family Christmas in November. Ffs. I'm gonna need a few drinks.

My 13 year old niece insisted i did Karaoke. She'll never ask me again. Win win.