'Kin 'ell... This ain't retro, this all happened recently. Honest guv! Those home shirts were quite heavy and TOASTY in the summer. So if this doesn't feel like about 3kg and 3°c extra, get your £45 back pronto. #pafc

Little else can demonstrate the lack of human connection Reform members have, then referring to families as part of a "sexual economy". Shows you how people like Epstein do what they do and how they could maintain it. Because of ideas as vile as these.

How we exited the Vertu Trophy via the medium of interpretive dance... #pafc

Ross with a right royal rick. #pafc

Even the Luton keeper got SO bored of doing nothing, he gave himself something to do. Thanks lad! #pafc

Second half report so far - I've had a cup of tea. I've had a look at something I need to learn for this Friday. I'm thinking of having a Kit-Kat We've managed to do even less. #pafc

Wes Harding's is so rusty, his timing is way off. Like rushing your punchline when telling a joke you're uncertain of. #pafc

Hazard injury watch. His watch was injured. It wasn't counting his steps anymore. #pafc

Harding and Sorinola both as surprised as each other there. #pafc

I'm not a fan of Cook's work, but we know why critics dismiss it. It's working class depiction without misery. That's what they want of us. Some patronising, "There, there" miserable, poverty tour. We have fun. We play. We lust. We laugh. We don't all live in a Mike Leigh film.

"Ifab is not expected to pass any resolution to tackle the tactical timeout. This is when a goalkeeper goes down off the ball in order for a coach to get new instructions to the team." Hazard injury watch will continue! Really they should be doing something about it. It's annoying. #pafc

5 games left in the league for the women. Unless Bournemouth has a surprisingly horrendous run in their remaining games (1 of which is us) think play-off face may be tight. #pafc

4K might make it look good but it won't stop it from being... Meh. To be fair it is prescient in that it highlights the problems when fan service is given higher priority than story. Sci-fi revivals suffer more than most when it comes to that. Looking at you last Star Wars trilogy.

From possibly the most unconvincing comeback from 3 down v Cardiff, two things stuck in my mind; Laughing at the two own goals, real get out of jail. The cheers when Wotton was (rightly) subbed. He gave the group in the Mayflower who did cheer a dirty look. #pafc youtu.be/KBmNK0oLjC4

Taken since August, but we're back to a neutral goal difference... We also don't draw much, so what are the chances of ending up with W20 D6 L20? Whilst being one of those teams that scores 70 but concedes 70. #pafc

They talk about a 6 second pressing drill after losing a ball. Today showed that we're at our most dangerous when we don't have the ball for more then 6 seconds. #pafc

This is a throwback game, like something you'd see happen in the 80's. But also reminded me of those Schumacher performances where we'd get turned over badly for no apparent reason. Thankfully other way around this time. #pafc

Hazard injury watch. The rain has made his gloves 1 kg heavier. Also wondering if he accidentally cancelled his broadband subscription. #pafc

Two forwards, one-twos, holding it up, crosses, running, strikers wanting to shoot, strikers allowed to shoot, no pointless passing. You old fashioned bastards you! #pafc

Someone get Mitchell a huge gold medallion to go with his now torn, 70's style collar. #pafc

The FA continue their ever deeper plummet into not daring to upset the big boys in any way. Even in the face of such blatant racism. Spineless.

What a discovery this morning. Melvins... Napalm Death... Together... 😈 Yay, yay and thrice yay!

2-0 win in the derby. Conditions probably didn't help, the first half was... well, awful from both sides. Second, ramped it up and although still not pretty it was mostly one way traffic. Whoever assigned the Fussy Ref for this game, may you have itchy trousers and socks for a fortnight. #pafc

What I really like about Curtis, is his crosses and deliveries aren't apologetic. No floaty "Would you mind awfully if this came into the box?" He goes "Get on the end of that!" And it's impolite if you don't. #pafc

Look at this gorgeous hunk! MINE is a new play about old and new industries in rural Cornwall, relationships, identity and the ways in which the past refuses to stay buried. FREE R&D Readings ST AGNES, Miners & Mechanics' Institute - 14th Mar, 19:30 ST DENNIS, ClayTAWC - 21st Mar, 19:30

Start arriving at home matches in the team bus. Even better make them all live three hours from Plymouth in one of those Omaze houses that are probably made entirely of plaster board. Might turn around our pathetic home record with some cheap ass psychology. #pafc

Kicked ourselves in the arse nicely there. The handball for their quick free-kick was avoidable. #pafc

(Early) Hazard injury watch. A stiff breeze wafted over his toes. #pafc

Apart from a couple of moments, it's mostly been aimless launches. Like having a press night for a new NFT. #pafc

My one and only trip to Brisbane Road on March 5th 1994. Documented here with a barely 13 year-old me and an only 33 year-old Steve McCall. My dad in one of his legendary farts of logic, decided we wouldn't go in the away end but sit in the home stand. Pillock. #pafc

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The performances Duvall delivered in films across the decades and different styles, was extraordinary. His film credits in the 1970's alone, would be a fantastic career for any of us to look back on with pride.

Who knew Tom 'Foolerly' Cleverely occasionally spoke like a late-Georgian factory owner? "This industrial revolution is a right lark!" #pafc

If anyone wants kitchen sink entertainment, then come to my kitchen. I have a neighbour who has no reverse gear so PUSHES their car back into a parking space whilst someone else steers. Perfect view from kitchen window.

"Hanging around Mount Batten beach like some vast slug!" Sir Richard Richard Esq. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

We were awful last week, Lincoln took advantage. Blackpool are awful today, we're taking advantage. Wonder what's around the next corner... #pafc

Thank you Blackpool for not marking Herbie Kane who is continuously taking up that position. Very generous. #pafc

This will remain evergreen (£18 per month for reading this please) whilst pound shop Guardiolas insist on it. #pafc

I feel solidarity with Herbie Kane having a rapidly thinning noodle in his 20's. #pafc

Kornel at best was kind of 'okay'. Of the recruitment that he was part of last season, the lads signed from abroad particularly were sold a dud of a club. He lasted the longest but another who has never gotten going, being miles from home in a confused environment can't be great. #pafc

When the other 74 clubs publish, I imagine those average losses will go up. There are clubs there who are held up as models for us, but even those are living on the edges. Even those with very recent financial problems seem not to have learnt a damn thing. #pafc

Goodbye Motörhead t-shirt number one, I shall miss thee 🫡 We'll always have the time the writing on the back declaring "49% motherfucker, 51% son of a bitch" offended a snob.

One of the most grim developments in modern fandom, is watching fan bases go to bat for people like this. Fawning over them because you think they may bag you a trophy, all the while their whole lives have been dedicated to contributing as little as possible to the communities they exploit.

Sorinola accounts for 13.5% of all bookings. Still 74 yellows in 30 games is quite the effort, well done lads👏🏼 Bung in Clev's three bans and we are cooking! Despite the amount of cards we still roll over at times, which is some going. Not even got a scary reputation to go with it. #pafc

Today's bus ride is scored by the coolest wolf that ever howled.

Continuing to play as though Pepple was still playing was quite the tactical error. It's a training exercise for a 34 year-old Sonny Bradley when expecting Oseni or Watts to challenge for high balls. We needed to make him run. #pafc

Not going to tell others how to support, as I'm not a fan of that. Boo, cheer, yelp, clap, whoop, stay silent, whatever. But I'm struggling to recall a boo like the one(s) Ashby-Hammond got. Is he up to required standard? Nope. Is he alone in that? Hell nope! #pafc

The sheer lack of thought and commitment since the goal was a sight to behold. Lincoln worth every single one of the 24pt gap. Once again Clev proves that he cannot anticipate or react to opposition changes. Perhaps the club should lay off the PR push for a bit. #pafc

We're currently stuck in a functional but limited period. There is an idea, but is possly too reliant on individual moments and we're in need of another. #pafc

Sat on a padded seat today, so I will be shaking my jewellery today instead of shouting. Or get my butler to do it. #pafc