Can't let Wycombe take all the credit on that front! #pafc

Cleverley Home Park League One record: P12 W3 D2 L7 F11 (0.92pg) A19 (1.6pg) GD-8 Pts10 (0.92pg) If/when the away wins dry up... his job will likely still be unfathomably safe. #pafc

We should play all 11+ minutes of In My Time of Dying from Physical Graffiti instead of Kashmir at half time from now on. #pafc

I've seen more bite in a seahorse #pafc

Let us raise another toast to "They Played for Argyle and Wycombe with Varying Levels of Distinction" Jason Rowbotham Michael Simpson Tafari Moore Lee Hodges Dis and/or Honourable mentions go to; Gozie Ugwu Paris Cowan-Hall Paul Hayes Matt Parsons #pafc

As mum watches another brain melting Hallmark movie, all I can think is how the leading man looks like a former member of the Hitler Youth. A lot of the dudes do...

Just over 50 bookings, 4 red cards and 7 (or is it 8?) penalties conceded in the league. That's nothing to do with luck. That's poor organisation, poor concentration, bad decision making and stupidity. Keep blaming refs all you like, it's not addressing the core issue - ourselves. #pafc

Can't find anything for the unexpected 4-1 spanking we gave Reading back in Dec '09. So instead have Kevin Nugent working his way into Shaka Hislop's nightmares for a week at most. #pafc youtu.be/pgCscUc03I4

Yultide greetings everyone.

Whilst the German season takes its winter break, let's have a look at how Bundu (left pic) is doing for Hannover 96... Not outstandingly but they do sit 5th in 2.Bundesliga which is currently topped by Schalke, Muslic and Katic (right pic) who has similar stats. #pafc

We the Capitalists do by here declare that you, the little people, continue to keep grinding for 5 days. No other reason other than the overpaid twats above you insist you also maintain long unproductive hours. Take the work ethic of the House of Lords for instance... Actually, no don't do that.

Adrian Edmondson on University Challenge? Up Scumbag!! UP SCUMBAG!!!

"I've got those, January transfer bluuuuees" My wish list... LB - non-fragile ST - keep two up top, more back-up required. LM + RM - attacking width has been so poor. Loanees - Keep Mitch, return McCabe. Dale's injury has done him, though I wouldn't have kept. No youth academy loans in. #pafc

3-0 win today in what was a tough game in very shitty conditions. Helped along by an extremely generous penalty decision. Now the referee, bless him for wanting to keep going and without them there is no game, but he moved like Pvt Godfrey from Dad's Army. #pafc

Today's opposition for the women, owned by a Bitcoin advocate with a podcast that has these types of guests. As box ticking clichés go, he's gone for a couple of solid standards. #pafc

Yes, Donny were awful but - Playing forwards instead of square. Going long when needed. Supporting the strikers. It shouldn't have taken this long to work it out, but now he has. May we never go back to u21 development football ever again. #pafc

Donny are being awfully generous and we're not being polite about having our fill. #pafc

Doncaster it is. I do hope the club hasn't booked travel through Dodgy Bob McMayday, the most violent travel agent in the world. No going to the pube with the holiday monkey! #pafc

Found a feather on me egg this morning, and there was only one thing to do...

One of life's circles has completed - I've reached the age when I'm staring at stuff that my nephews love like Stranger Things but not having the first clue what to buy them, as I know bugger all about it. I now know what it was like when I was their age and screaming about Doctor Who to relatives.

Form follows function. What exactly did we do with pre-season? #pafc

Derek Adams influence is strong. If you go 1 up, hurtle backwards and never darken the opposition penalty area ever again. #pafc

Conor Hazard Tactical 'Injury' Handbook. Method 1 - Sit on floor, arms around knees and shake head whilst looking at floor. Method 2 - Keep 'injured' leg out straight. Look at floor but don't shake head. Don't forget to chat with ref during 'treatment'. Maybe say "It really hurts ref!" #pafc

League One is a lot like those Polar Express interactive experiences. A few talented youngsters looking for a job and something for the CV. Then there are those who have done it for too long. Set and costumes are tired, energy is too forced and tickets are pricey for the product on offer. #pafc

4-4-2 of old(ish) A quick buzz back to the days when it was extremely prevalent and not some radical discovery. With emphasis on the wide areas. Let's belt off down the wing and whip in some crosses... #pafc 🧵

To borrow/appropriate from Bill Hicks... "There's no connection! And you'd be a fool and a communist to make one."

I like Oseni. Yeah he's raw, but is comfortably ahead of Pepple. And he's not alone in needing work in holding the ball up, I'd argue all three strikers need to be much better at it. Bustling runs are great, but every now and then just keep it. #pafc www.plymouthherald.co.uk/sport/footba...

When the respective John's of Entwistle and Deacon have played it, it's worth raiding the piggy bank. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Even after a rare win all I can muster is "Meh". #pafc

Cleverley continues his devoutly pacifist approach to football tactics. #pafc

So far I think I've seen: 5311 4411 442(ish) Also - Cleverley moaning at an official on 8 mins. Hazard trying to catch the ball when a Wycombe player was clearly beating him to it. #pafc

At this point I have no clue what is happening. I know these names, where they prefer to play... So... I'm guessing two straight lines and Oseni on his own like an island in the middle of the Pacific. Shuffle, side step, Pass, pass, launch, Throw in, Side step, shuffle, Ah bugger. #pafc

"The only welfare state we wish to see is the continuing flow of funds from those with the least paying the most, to those paying the least and hogging the most. Screw you if your school didn't charge a fee, if you happen to have a chronic condition and/or empathy."

Doctor Who has been an expensive (indulgent?) exercise in fan-fiction for the past 20 years. Irregular scheduling, years off, galactic shark-jumping mini-seasons with an old Doctor brought back. Any wonder an audience feels fed-up? The classic also started eating itself, time is circular it seems.

Near two-score cautions, Three red cards. Doo-dah! Doo-dah! Touchline bans, Misconduct charge. Oh the doo-dah day! #pafc

I hear the Devon FA is about to bestow a Peace Prize on me for once breaking up an argument on the touchline of a DJM game when I was a 17 year-old referee. Better late than never ah?

iPlayer has this cracker - Horror Express, starring Peter Cushing and Christopher Lee. Telly Savalas guests as a Cossak. A fossilised ape man thaws out and causes mayhem on a train. Guests include a Polish spin on Tsar Nicholas and Princess Alexandra with their own personal Rasputin in tow.

Would help if Cleverley took responsibility once. He has a poor disciplinary record. The team has poor discipline. He always excuses himself. He's blamed players, recruitment and officials. Admit you set up wrong. Admit you're over complicating. Hold your hands up, you might improve. #pafc

I see the National Theatre is going for the price gouging that is "Dynamic Pricing". Despite considerable ACE funding, commercial backing, tours and stunt casting, watch those prices really only rise. Maybe drop streaming in cinemas when local theatres are struggling? Might save you a few quid...

Not to worry, it's of enormous comfort that he's going to be here until January, be given the transfer window AND beyond regardless what the data says. #pafc

All very League One. Quality lasts a few minutes at best, then it's about efficient structure. Why we've been caught out by how physical it is, having only been here a few seasons ago makes no sense. #pafc

The Old Boys all starting today. Total number of appearances is over 1,500 and a combined 100 years on this planet. Not one of them born before 1990... #pafc

Trying to work out if Cleverley's "In the last five games if you split it down into halves I have been really pleased with eight of them..." ... Is on a par with Fletcher only playing Chadwick because he's "Better at defending corners." Adams insisting a 5-1 loss was close, is up there too. #pafc

I shall now rank the Hellraiser films: Hellraiser (1987) . . . Hellraiser 2 That is all.

Given the regimes buying up clubs and also becoming World Cup hosts without due process... The modern slaves used to build stadiums and those who lost/lose their freedom and lives... Infantino butt-kissing dictators... I dunno, maybe Murderball?

The arts is full of unpaid 'opportunities' but when leading organisations have them, many of us do. When it comes to the question of "We want to understand your passion for applying?" the temptation to write "I'm fucking applying aren't I?" is great. That's all they should need to know.

It's a minor miracle he's got double figures for us and now Tolaj goes on his little holiday. I assume a National Express trip to the Christmas markets of the Westcountry. With him it looks like hard work to score. Without... 😬 #pafc

One step above a late pre-season game, which is where this competition really belongs. Playing a 442, but one where no one seems to be allowed to overlap on the outside. Or go on the outside. #pafc

Hillsborough disaster report live: bereaved and survivors angered as ‘no one will be held to account’

The team do have to do much better, but Clev has had excuses made for him be it injuries, the recruitment is wrong etc. No addressing his own inability to organise and especially to motivate. If I were the squad, I'd feel further hung out to dry. Going to get uglier isn't it? #pafc