today my therapist told me i should kiss a few women, and i mean, can’t argue with the professionals right?

MY NEW STUFFED ANIMALS ARRIVE TODAY

i literally just wanna be where the weird folks are (the west coast)

help my phone has been charging for 2 hours and it has only gone up 5% 😭

this is who runs this account 💅🏻

still processing that i finally got to see halsey

every day i wake up, send a few memes into the universe, sleep and repeat

FINALLY seeing halsey next week after experiencing this fucking nightmare is going to be such a fever dream i’m convinced it’s going to heal me

me omw to give you a pebble (a meme from my collection) as a sign of affection:

as a child i was really convinced some long lost relative would show up and tell me it’s time for witch training just like marnie from halloweentown

JUST IMPULSIVELY BOUGHT HALSEY TIX

all a girl needs is a hike to a waterfall where i can scream at the top of my lungs

me n the kid i nanny are taking a walk to check on my kitten soon :’)

have to take my kitten to the emergency vet later send us good vibes as i miss ANOTHER car payment to make sure she’s ok 🙂‍↕️🤧 i love her, and she is going to bankrupt me

i don’t want to escape to a fantasy world, i just want a chance to fully experience the earth before humans destroy it

what keeps me going each day is knowing that i WILL outlive the felon president

ok so i met an awesome human on bumble for friends and she is moving to my city at the end of this month i’m so desperate for connection & think she’s so amazing, i really hope it goes ok when we meet in person finally

it only took 5 minutes back in my hometown for me to get stuck behind a tractor going 15 mph on a main road ????? this is why i moved as soon as i legally could

i want to egg the white house

sappy bf post again bc he massaged my back through the whole entire concert (ALONG TO THE RHYTHM I MUST ADD) to try to make me comfortable so thankful to have him through these chronic pain flair ups

Fuck having a physical body I wanna be a sentient gust of wind

hello i’m tripping and just got back from a concert :) told my bf how much i love women :) he told me i’m cute :)

if you’re taking me seriously… don’t do that anymore my life is dedicated to the plot

just woke up from a nap & i think i’m in the wrong dimension ???

we are wizards ???

nature in the suburbs 🙂‍↕️ (( someone pls take me to the woods ))

every few years i forget that i HATE beets and get really excited about eating such a beautiful colored food … the disappointment is immeasurable each time 😭

downloading bumble for friends bc i’ve lost any and all ability to connect irl with strangers

i find the most wonderful things on the rare occasion that i leave home

dunkin? i don’t think so. america runs on spite 😤

i’ve officially hit the age where i MUST learn the names of all the birds i hear and see outside i always knew this day would come but i didn’t expect to be in my 20s when it did

it feels like 5 years have taken place in the past 2 weeks

anyone wanna hit the swingset with me ?

convinced my partner to let me paint our front door purple 🥹🙂‍↕️

i can’t believe i only have FIVE days to write 3 papers, finish 2 projects, and pack my entire goddamn apartment 😭😭😭

often catch myself repeating this scene from search party in my head..

good morning bluesky friends ❤️

taking the cats to explore our new home before we officially move in next weekend :D

the wizard101 to bg3 pipeline…

currently drinking coffee for the first time in THREE YEARS!!!!! (i hope i do not get a tummy ache)

the human body is so damn greedy, begging “feed me again” like c’mon, don’t you know we’re in a recession?!

failed at finding crutches at goodwill so catch me hopping around at work tmrw 🫠

weekends feel like a fever dream

was up till 5am watching yellowjackets time to lock in & finish 😎

WE MOVE IN TWO WEEKS !!! wish me luck, it’ll also be finals week 💀

i’m sure this is common knowledge for some, but i saw a swan FLYING for the first time while driving today and almost crashed in awe

went to the conservatory !!

a dirty baja blast is like heroin to me

just started playing bg3 and i’m MAD that nobody had put me onto this before !!!