i dont think any one person can fix the way everything is right now. we're entirely reliant on some fictional ungovernable group of people willing to become martyrs to save us from our optimized hell

instacart having the individualized pricing too is crazy to me. why is it that we're fighting to pay the same price for the same product? i might genuinely resort to hiding my face in stores if that ever comes to brick and mortar retail, which e-ink price tags makes possible with normal cameras

ive been reading too much about flocks alprs, shit drives me insane. if any got installed in my town i dont know if i could stop myself from destroying them. how is flock not being sued into oblivion rn, this cant be legal, there has to be hush money in this somewhere

always insane to me to see so many companies sprint head first into gen-ai and also try to hide it or sugar coat it i genuinely dont see the purpose of it, it definitely seems like a "the needs of the few outweigh the needs of the many" kinda thing

just remembered this one time that trump was on trial and one of his lawyers brought a gaming laptop to the function, also i love how trump has the largest screen as if bigger screen better

ngl straight up forgot i had this anyways time to vanish again

i wanna get in a fist fight with police

that one girl that starts having severe gender dysphoria right after pegging someone

academy award contending tiktok

she

i dont know "What's up?", bluesky. i just hit the post button for no reason, hoping a joke would form in my mind, and youre sitting here asking "What's up?"

wtf is the new album cover for dark side of the moon on spotify, this shit sucks

todays world suicide prevention day i was gonna write a ton about it but not feeling it. let your friends and family know that they are loved. dont just tell them blatantly either, be a kind person to them every day. dont limit your care to just today thank you

chewin up my bedsheets like a feral rat

todays labor day, yknow what that means!! yea im working today

sorry slop enjoyers, todays skeet is meta

i cant get over how barely anyone will talk to me all day and then the moment i start a run in livesplit, i get like 5 pings in several servers. i think the start run button is also a button that sends "@everyone, please talk to me!" in every discord server im active in

howlin at the sun rn

how do threads show up on feeds? id prefer if only the first skeet was shown until the user clicks on it, but idk if it works like that

threads testing threads testing

i said i need to skeet daily to please the algorithm but i think we should invent a new definition of day, which is defined as the time between my skeets

honestly i get called zyon so often that im used to it being my name, like its my name as much as my legal name is my name

god really made gay sex bad in the bible and then made me the most caked up fucker on the planet, its not fair

got a new bitch but shes obsessed with spinning my balls around and yelling "FUSHIGI!!"

i gotta skeet daily to please the algorithm, the algorithms curled up in my lap rn purring like crazy

i think i have imposter syndrome but everyone else has imposter syndrome so much worse than i do so like do i even really have it

speedrun tip: next time youre on an absolute pacer, be sure to throw just a little bit at the end as a nice green split for future you to enjoy

new banner what do you guys think

mojang should generate every minecraft world on their central server and then let people stream a seed from there instead of generating it on their own machine. makes the "generating seed" time non-existent and makes the game eternally online!!

going on a roadtrip to satans kingdom, who wants to be jrpg party members with me

leak now or forever hold your piss

what should i make my banner

this image is one of the most unironically helpful shitposts ive seen in my entire life

i dont wanna hear about generational wealth anymore, lets talk about generational coolness. tell me more stories about how your grandfather became part of the air force by guessing on his hearing exam

she shoot my skeet til i yeet the beat

fuckin my bitch over the ol hickory stump

i know i said i would never make a bluesky but here i am anyways, social media really has its ways gonna post random stuff for the purpose of shouting into the void, pretty much unfiltered im not gonna scroll on here, just post, so replying might take me a while sorry