The chicken came first because eggs cant cum

Run DMC stands for Run Devil May Cry

Run DMC stands for Run Disney's Magic Cingdom

Hey Siri. Pantsless Machamp.

I couldn't live in the city because I entertain every conversation with every stranger I meet

Me, seeing a turn in a hallway: wow this is just like P.T.

Few things are more frustrating than making a new password after forgetting it only to have the website tell you you've already used your new password

Youre telling me a bagel creamed this cheese?

It fucking totaled my car

Banger wrap: chicken, butter lettuce, kalamata olives, & honey balsamic dressing

Icéd cream

Every time i see the Star Trek movie poster I think it's Michael Jackson's Moonwalker for Sega Genesis

The new hxh came out at the same time, and it's also peak, but nothing will ever touch the fun and whimsy of One Piece.

Wow I really missed One Piece. I'm smiling like a fool.

James and the Giant Peach, a giantess self-insert story

Hit a deer for the first time so thats cool for me

Bro my main is 126 combat with a tbow

[In any hallway] wow this is just like P.T.

Going into the echo chamber and shouting poo so it replies poopoo

If your mystical chant doesnt rhyme you can gtfo of my seance

Gonna make a one chunk account in Runescape just to have an excuse to never get a fire cape

Might give Dark Souls 2 on my 360 another try

Acey Deecey

I welcome them to different perspectives of my asshole

Gifs you can hear, One Piece edition

[To the tune of Santeria] I've got acute gonorrhea It's only on my balls If I had a million dollars then I- I'd fix my balls

Horny Pirate Euron Greyjoy

Im slowly dying in a way thats more slowly dying than you!!!

Just loaded up elden ring only to remember that my down dpad doesnt work :( Game's hard enough, do i really want to not be able to change my estus?

STOP

I'm frickin' peeved, dude

The great burden of the straight white man to not complain about being complained about. Truly, is there a heavier burden? 😔

Reluctantly crouched At the farting line Buttholes pumping And thumping In time

I can tell Overwatch isnt doing great because I'm only having fun playing Moira

We need a left wing Sauron

If you elect me president I'll make hummus zero calories

I cooked an early steak dinner and i fucking nailed it

Nerve Ana

Lmao this was made in 2002

You guys hear about Epstein?

What a beautiful, worryingly warm November day

It's a good day to doomscroll

Someone asked me to tutor their six year old. What six year old needs tutoring?

Ive been playing Borderlands 2 and it's not fun anymore :(

I apologise in advance when I start sharing those communist memes. Maybe not with Luffy but with the character whose visual design is based on Castro. Also every queer character in One Piece is on the good side fighting against a corrupt world government. Read One Piece it rules.

How many of youse's jobs are to write emails???