I volunteer at a monthly dinner for LGBTQIA elders and I’m so fortunate to be able to participate

I AM AFRAID OF DYING

Bring back the steaming hot weather! It’s cold!

Something crazy happened to me last spring and a friend was dogshit to me about it which was one thing but now everyone who knows us both… just stopped talking to me. Straight up ignore texts. No follow backs on SM. Ok, guys.

Man, that Ebola outbreak is no joke. Peace to the people of Congo

I’m really bummed to go back to the 60s tomorrow. Beyond ready for sticky sweaty summer

I cannot stop thinking about Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call- New Orleans

Literally for no amount of money would I participate in a jackass stunt

Doing a 7 day free trial just to watch all the jackaas movies

Society is having a Walton Goggins moment

Omg I don’t speak Spanish so I’m just now learning some of what Bad Bunny’s lyrics mean and oh boy, he’s a little freak. I had no idea lmao

I actually hate attention. This is not a joke. Leave me alone.

Someone in Pennsylvania has been folding tiny conspiracy notes into sealed Lucky Charms, Lindt chocolate, Milk Duds, Tylenol, and Velveeta boxes.

My brother joined a shitty garage band and is playing shows around his town and I’m delighted, honestly

I love this heat and I’m ready for it to be like this through September.

Remind me to wash my makeup brushes tonight. I never wear makeup anymore so I never think to and they really need it.

I put on Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call- New Orleans with absolutely no idea what to expect except maybe a cop movie and I fucking love this so much what is this I am delighted

Remember is 2012 when everybody was saying awesome sauce? Fuckin dorks

People in 90s movies move to fast romantically

LITERALLY me

It’s funny to think that there were celebrities in the ancient world with merch and everything

Tell me what you want. Give me a chance to find it in me and to maybe give you some of what I’ve got.

The CDC had earlier announced it was supporting “interagency partners” to coordinate the safe withdrawal of “a small number of Americans” from the country.

Idk if it’s hormones or what (it’s gotta be right?) but I am having FEELINGS these last couple days.

Imagine if we fuck up the moon. Then what

A man finds out on his 45th birthday whether or not Jesus loves him. A couple gray hairs and a pair of reading glasses will really make or break a fella

asap rocky looks exactly like Denzel Washington and you can't convince me he didn't have a genie who granted him three wishes bc being a famous rapper, looking like Denzel Washington, and being married to Rihanna is definitely some three wishes shit

I don’t want to ever die. I am in love with life, even when it’s awful. I believe life is worth fighting for. I believe life can overcome. I KNOW life can overcome. It’s literally called survival. Cultivate that survival instinct.

The dg has gas tonight and oh boy does it smell bad

I went to the gas station and purchased a bag of sour patch kids and a milk way for 9 entire dollars. We have to do something, you guys. This is crazy.

The neighborhood kids are having a lemonade selling contest. One child is selling delicious, refreshing lemonade in biodegradable cups on a pay-what-you-can (or free) basis. The other is selling absolute trash water for $1 is red plastic solo cups.

I think lemons are my favorite fruit. I always think it’s pineapple, green apples, watermelons or cherries, and those are the fruits I love to eat as fruits, but not only do I love lemon fruit, but also lemon everything else. Lemon cakes, lemonade, lemon meringue, lemon bars. Not lemon Oreos tho.

Some days I feel more comfortable in my body than ever and some days I do not

Remember that report that said human civilization would collapse by 2050 bc of climate change

Also we are gonna have a super El Niño and scientists warn of severe weather not seen in modern history. It’s the strongest since the super El Niño of 1877 (pre industrialization, when the earth was about 40°f cooler) that killed 4% of the world’s population.

So it wasn’t hantavirus we had to worry about, but Ebola. Cool. That one sucks even worse

TIL the “dog days of summer” are called such bc they follow the heliacal rising of the Sirius constellation (Dog Star) and connected to heat & drought in Hellenistic astrology. In Swedish& Finnish, this time period is referred to as “rot month” bc food spoils quickly and wounds are likely to fester

Lots of dog photos come up on my feed which I love but please for the love of god your dogs do not have pronouns bc dogs do not have gender. You do not have to Dog Name (she/her) when you post. Gender is a human construct. Technically by default all dogs are they/thems bc they are dogs

Reading that for the first time in 25 years of continuous downward trend, church attendance is nearly doubled in the US. People want belonging and meaning and I wish we could find away to harness that rather than launch ourselves into a theocracy.

Accepting movie recs for later. I have access to most major streaming apps except maybe Netflix. I only paid for a month and it ends soon, if not already.

I can’t fucking believe I’m about to turn 40

P sure everybody turning 40 this year is feeling it.

You gotta love people more than you hate the system

I like that the theme of this weeks Boys was love and hope as the antidote to fascism and resisting nihilism, but I still don’t feel like it’s high stakes. Even with the death of frenchie and the mind control thing.

Be honest (literally honest, not hyping me up) are the last few years as visible on my face as they are to me? I really feel like if someone hasn’t seen me in a few years, and saw me now, it would be immediately obvious that I had a rough one.

“You can’t outdo the doer” my nail tech reminding me that I’m a bad bitch

Anyway, shoutout to the crew who stood by me these last five horrendous years. I’m on the other side of it, and it’s no small thanks to them. I love you.

I don’t want to ever die. I am in love with life, even when it’s awful. I believe life is worth fighting for. I believe life can overcome. I KNOW life can overcome. It’s literally called survival. Cultivate that survival instinct.