That smells like consent to me! Watch this space, or our YouTube this Sunday around 2-3pm eastern time for a super exclusive live performance!

Hey y'all! If you don't mess with bandcamp, you can stream the new record right here! youtube.com/playlist?lis...

Hey friends! I just tossed this on YouTube, but yall can have it too! New record is so close you can almost taste it.

Our new record, "For Your Consumption" will be coming real soon! So soon you won't believe it. Here, look at cover!

Have I mentioned we've also gotten 96% more adorable recently? New art, courtesy of @boundmanga.bsky.social our dear friend, and longtime collaborator/muse/test kitchen.

Psst... New album. Coming soon. Like... Really soon. Really coming, really soon. Like... Surprisingly fast. Whoa.

New logo, who dis?

Here's a great clip from a couple years ago when we talked to beloved 101WRIF DJ Chuck Bean. Chet made him scream laugh. youtube.com/clip/UgkxDb7...

Be on the lookout! New Scoop the Mids coming soon on all fronts! New record!!! New logo!!! New merch!!! Same old dum-dums. We couldn't possibly get more turgid. Stay tuned for updates, friends!

You ever lay face down on the kitchen floor for upwards of 20 minutes just just thinking "fuck absolutely all of this."? No, us neither.

Where can we find bombs to sign that will be dropped on disturbed fans? Asking for a friend.

Getting really excited about these new songs. Looking forward to sharing our best work yet. Look for more behind the scenes junk coming!

Flaps is tracking some drums today, so you know... Thoughts and prayers.

Here's an old one, back from when we were a 2-piece called "Tiny Robot Orgy" youtu.be/8x2qLLhSsy4?...

We're here. It's gonna be OK.