In the waiting room as my friend’s colonoscopy chaperone. From the next room: “What’s going on in here?” My inner five-year-old is screaming.

Hubby and I were at the South Seattle Bear Social: Halloween Edition this last Sunday. Had a blast as usual, and yes, I tossed out candy every time I was hit.

Sunday bear mode: present, hairy, and happy. #bear #gay #daddyvibes

“Do you want to squeeze a potato?” is probably the oddest thing I heard at work today.

Halloween costume has arrived! Nailed the fit on the costume. Might melt while wearing it, but worth it.

Something about a Sunday Bear social just hits right. #bear #daddyvibes #gaybear #daddy

Sunday meal prep: complete. Functioning adult: confirmed.

Minus the horrendous line of traffic, thanks Amazon, not a bad view driving into work today.

So, what’s on your mind today?

Is it really only Wednesday? At least there's some rockin' asses to help make it through the hump day. 😋

17 days till Halloween. I hope you're exploring your slutty costume options. 😈

Caught the national tour of Stereophonic today. Amazing cast and set design. Well worth the watch.

Seriously up way too early for a Saturday, but may as well get things started. But first, coffee. ☕️

Yes, I did just buy advance tickets for Wicked: For Good.

Family in town, wedding reception chaos, and a cold for the grand finale. It’s been a week. But I made it through and can finally get back to my regularly scheduled antics.

Fall is for fuzzy robes. Mine keeps falling open, and I’m not mad about it. #bear #latinbear #daddyvibes #gay

Squirrel!

Winning cash on the Seahawks game is tight. Professional gambler status: pending approval.

Caught “Some Like It Hot” and had such a great time. Plus, beer in a sippie cup… why not?

Homemade Mickey waffles with strawberries and whipped cream…. Please and thank you.

Saturday morning, I'm out running errands. Adulting never stops—except on a cruise, and I could sure use one. 🚢

Please send positive vibes. My orchid has been repotted, and its survival is hanging by a root. 😉

So many butts! I love Wednesdays!

New HVAC keeps the room icy, so I can stay spicy. 🌶️

So, glad to be having my HVAC system replaced... now that August is over. Who needs AC during the heat?

Ever spend the whole day snacking on junk food like it’s your job? Nope, me neither. 😉

Ever see a shirt that is spot on? Well...

I don’t know about you, but this Tuesday is giving me a ton of Monday vibes.

I know it’s Labor Day weekend, but there’s a slight chill in the air and seeing Halloween candy out just put me into a fall, pumpkin spice kinda mood. 🎃

With my vacation to Vegas last week, I totally forgot that this was a long holiday weekend. Yay! Now what to do?

Ooops! Forgot to post obligatory airplane restroom selfie. My bad!

Pretty spot on, if I have to say so myself. It did leave out how great I am at sex. Wanna find out?

Sure it’s 105, but it’s a DRY heat. ☀️

It’s a little after 10 AM and already hotter than sin, 102 degrees! Where am I? Lounging at the Cosmo Boulevard pool with views that make the heat worth it.

Made it to Vegas and our view is pretty amazing.

Yay! Pre-flight anxiety, my fave.

Okay, I know I actually have "to work" today, but what on earth made you decide you needed to schedule a meeting with me, three hours before I leave for the airport?!?!

Vegas-bound tonight. Where the heat’s real, the drinks are cold, and breaking even is the sexiest thing I can imagine.

Vegas in two days! Can’t wait for the lights, the shows, the food, and cocktails… but not so sure about the surface of the sun forecast. 108 on Thursday, yikes!

#tummytuesday okay, I’ll play. What’s on your mind? #gay #gaybear #gaylatino #gaydaddyvibes

How bad ass am I? I went to Costco... on a SATURDAY.

Fresh, clean, and ready to cause trouble. Welcome to the weekend.

All righty. After a week of tacos, beer, Whataburger, margaritas, and BBQ, I managed to only gain 2 lbs. That's a win in my book.

Holy crap! I know you should expect to pay more in the airport, but $14.00 w/tip for a draft beer?

Last day in Texas. Love traveling, but I need a good night on my sleep number.

Let me preface this by saying: Seattle drivers aren’t great. But San Antonio, wow, you’re on a whole other level. For example, you speed up when merging onto the freeway. You don’t yield. 🤦🏽‍♂️

Wrapping up my Texas trip tomorrow and heading home. Loved catching up with family and friends. The weather’s been rough, but coffee at my favorite spot makes up for it.

Night out at the Eagle SA with friends. Had a blast and first time wearing a harness. What do ya think?

WTF Texas! Last week before my visit the forecast was for 95-98 degrees. Not ideal, but I could live with it. However, to have been in the triple digits since I arrived… rude.

Waking up in Texas hits differently. For instance I know what an inferno it is outside causing me to have no desire to get out of bed.