"Do not thump the book of G'Quan. It is disrespectful."

Things I have said today: "Help me come out of my shell? Heck no! I've played Super Mario World! If I come out of my shell, you'll hit me with it for points."

Things I've Said Today: "I've now lived through two points in my life where I wish Spelljammer had been more popular than it was."

When you walk away, you won’t here me say.... ~~inhales--- PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAASEEEE, Oh baby! Don’t go.

One of the Jeopardy answers last night was "Ten Duel Commandments." So now I get to spend today walking around mumbling '♫ Most disputes die and no one shoots! Numba four! ♫'

You know what? I'm taking the word 'goon' back. The kids are not using it correctly.

Things I've Said Today: "This game is starting to become unplayable by those of us who are bad at playing it."

I'm at a point in my life where I accept this entire tweet as my entire art identity.

Let's light it up.

Them: You should take pride in your culture. Me: Dude, my culture was made up by Jeff Foxworthy in 1993.

Wind me up. Turn the key. Brass goggles.

Was never enlisted in the draft, but I can still support the troops. As long as I'm wound up about it, anyway. #ToySoldierDay #ToySoldierDay2026

I can't believe I just read the Discworld book, Jingo. Just before we go to war with the middle east. Agan.

This is a reminder that I will hold the American government personally responsible if I don't win the Academy Award for Best Director this year.

♫ If being mean's a way of life you practice and rehearse. Then all that work is paying off, cause Trump is getting worse Every day in every way, Trump is getting worse. ♫

Look. I don't require much. I just need someone whose brain isn't powered by Dollar Tree spray tan mist to tell me the important information.

You know, I'm just now starting to think that they aren't at all honored to be their obedient servant. A.Ham. A.Burr.

#MCU... If I don't have a scene of M'baku yelling at a Doom-bot at a UN Assembly, I'm going to be quite vexed.

I finally made the trip to @jessecox.bsky.social 's bathroom! At last!