So we're going to war with Venezuela, right? www.latintimes.com/hegseth-orde...

Least popular Beach Boys remixes: 1. Turnin' (Points) USA 2. Jeffrey Epstein Girls

I don't like the idea of Charlie Kirk coins, but Charlie Kirk toilet paper might be a big hit.

I really hope Kash Patel isn't infiltrating the PAGAN meetings I frequently go to.

I have no ties to Antifa, but I am a member of SPECTRE, KAOS, HYDRA, and COBRA, so I'll probably be under investigation soon.

I went with Stephen Miller on this one, but the competition was fierce ... sort of like the Idiot Olympics from Monty Python.

You don't have to be a genius to believe we're being psy-opped.

These last 14 days in the U.S. have been intense, aggravating, and scary. But Thom Hartmann, Robert Reich, Heather Cox Richardson, and Kyle Kulinski all deserve high praise for their level-headed commentary on the implications of everything that has been happening.

Ted Cruz calls for the rhetoric to be toned down. The easy first step is to require social media sites to openly publish their algorithms, which apparently are amplifying hate and rage. And then overturn Section 230 so the sites again - like newspapers, radio, and TV stations - bear responsibility.

I voted for the American people too.

It must be a blast to trigger him and set him off like this. Maybe steam comes out of his nostrils and ears and his face turns bright red. If you play your cards right, maybe you can trigger full-blown cardiac arrest.

Donald Trump is a Class Five Full Roaming Sociopathic Phantasm. A real nasty one too. Can't we just put him into an Ecto Containment Unit and leave him there?

Isn't it ironic? Yeah, I really do think.

He hasn't convinced me of the dangers of Acetaminophen, but I'll sure as hell stay away from Adderall.

And here's... JIMMY!

Sometimes you just have to shrug your shoulders and listen to The Ramones. youtu.be/yCW7Aw8ugOI?...

If you ask ChatGPT to give you a picture of what Elmer Fudd would look like as a real person, you will get a picture of Tom Homan.

I highly recommend Tylenol to all Progressives with headaches caused by MAGA crap on social media.

Jimmy Kimmel isn't returning to the airwaves because of "thoughtful conversations" with Disney executives. He's back because consumers sent Disney a clear message: selling out our fundamental rights is not an acceptable cost of doing business.

As I was saying...

Punk rock, fearless political commentary, provocative independent film, and satirical graphic novels are all good for us. And it's a constant battle keeping various bean counters and media conglomerates from fouling everything up.

Settlement reached. Kimmel returns Tuesday.

It's pretty easy to believe this is a picture of Stephen Miller, but it's actually a picture of one of the killer babies from the bizarre 1974 Larry Cohen film, It's Alive.

Prophetic?

Dan O'Neill's Air Pirates Funnies ...

When expressing my total contempt for lowlife ogres like Stephen Miller, there are a couple different routes I can go. The route I frequently take is to mock them for cheap laughs.

A sad, hateful, little fetus of a man. I don't think he got hugged enough as a little boy, and now, by God, mankind is going to PAY.

Q: How do you tell if someone is Ron DeSantis? A: Hates Mickey. Looks Goofy. Acts like Donald.

One of my favorite moments in the history of free speech: Larry Flynt publishing a satirical Campari ad featuring Jerry Falwell Sr. as an incestuous drunk who first had sex with his mother in an outhouse. Falwell sued. In a unanimous decision, the Supreme Court found that satire is protected speech.

Comeuppance

Apparently Quaker Oats' King Vitaman cereal is coming back with a new mascot.

Pulled and replaced with Celebrity Family Feud. Apparently ABC thought it would get better ratings.

Wow. You can buy skateboards with Wally Wood's Disney Memorial Orgy artwork on them.

"I just got back from the hospital. My girlfriend had to get her stomach pumped because I fed her what I thought was cotton candy and turned out to be insulation on a stick. So I tried to hang myself with bungee cords. I kept almost dying." - Steven Wright