Im re-mudding my entire room and this is the most time consuming thing ive ever done in my life😔

And what if I stayed up all night after my 9 hr shift and immediately started my 12 hr shift this morning and I still dont wanna go to bed? 👀

Y'all I'm dead my supervisor just called me "kiddo" 😭😭😭

Yall ever get string beans w the extra strength string? Worst experience of my life. Felt like eating hair. -1000000/10👎

The joy and subsequent heartbreak of seeing gorgeous art of a character and realizing it's someone's oc and there's literally no other content of them that exists anywhere...

The lip gloss on her beak where I kissed her gets me every time😭

Just finished Interview with the Vampire... why do the gays continue to stomp on my heart and crush my soul? I feel like a battered woman🤕 they must be stopped

I love when YouTube recommends a video from my watch later playlist and its literally just a 12 year old video of someone ranting to their followers💀I must have really wanted to know what they had to say

Found out randomly yesterday that my grandma used to do cocaine. She just kinda said it💀

Ok this might be controversial, but I've always felt that Sherlock (in the show) was entirely asexual. I know the whole thing with Irene... but that never really felt quite like sexual desire to me. Either way, here's my head cannon:

Drunk alone in the vc 💀😔

I ate the spicy carbonara ramen @zephomospatyr.bsky.social recommended to me and now my mouth burns :( it was yummy tho

Morning yall! First day of my afternoon shift!!! Pray for me yall I'm gonna need it🥲

Woke up at 4am still drunk to see that @zephomospatyr.bsky.social was still awake!!! Drank some water and we both went to sleep and now I'm up before them🥀 Also trying to get out of work today, wish me luck💀

one thing I noticed about trying to add more variety to my diet is that I'm so lucky that I have birds, because who else sees a recipe that says they need lentils and quinoa, and can pull out a bin and just be like got it

I'm so mad at myself rn, no one talk to me, I'm ready to throw hands at myself and anyone who tries to defend me

I'm so close to the edge, y'all... the eternal struggle of pissing yourself off when you're mentally ill is FUCKING REAL

I swear to everything if I come into work when it was my day to work from home ONE MORE TIME...

Y'all, I'm listening to this lady yap at her friend about how she's talking to this guy who has a girlfriend, and then she blames the girlfriend for not having a wedding ring yet??? I wish I knew the girlfriend so I could get her away from that man💀

I saw a snapping turtle on the road the other day and I immediately slammed on the brakes and went to save him. I was trying to find something in my trunk to move him without touching him and a man drove up and asked what I was doing. When I told him, he said to just pick it up and move it and...

I feel like ppl who kin characters are way more in touch with their inner selves than they maybe realize. Like I can't even begin to imagine perceiving myself so deeply. I feel like I'd be overwhelmed with dread if I started to be actively present in my body. My heart goes out to y'all fr❤️😭

Being too afraid to be the first one to chat in the discord in over a week bc you only really know a few ppl in there and you don't talk much🥀

Tragic that I can't sleep in past 7am anymore🥲💔

Found out I didn't even have to come in today, and they forgot to tell me💀 I woke up 2 hours early for nothing

Good morning y'all! I'm finally well rested and feeling good for the first time in like a month! Turns out when you have to wake up at 3am, it helps to go to bed at 7 🤷‍♀️

Why tf am I sobbing while watching a video about the trumpet skull gif...

Anyone else get an ache in their throat randomly for no reason in the middle of the night? I hate that shit. I can't sleep and I've been drinking crazy water...

Trust this doesn't mean I'm totally healthy in the brain ✨️🥰✨️ uquiz.com/quiz/QSDT7d/...

I want a GRRL'S GRRL by SAILORR type of girl... is that so much to ask?

Pov u put a bath bomb, bath salts, and bubble bath in super hot water and now you're steeping in it like a reverse tea bag.

Guys today I bought a couch, a chandelier, bathroom tile, and a terracotta pot for $135. Yall gotta get into this thrifting thing🤔

Update: it's 🔥🔥🔥 everything I wanted and more🥲 It's tragically (for me) a WIP. The first book is done and the second is a little over halfway done and it just updated today😭😭😭 and it left off on a HUGE cliffhanger 😭😭😭 writers hate us fr💔

Guys I literally opened ao3 and immediately found exactly what I described??? Maybe??? I'll keep yall updated🤞

I feel like Edward would be heavy into Hozier. Ok I'll stop.

Spoiler, the answer is probably yes.

Is it so bad if I want a Twilight transmigration ff SVSSS style where they're Bella and they know the story and they're just trying not to die but also there's still romance bc I'm brain rotted and it's NOT problematic??? Is that so much to ask???

I have had zero motivation to do nail art for months... I feel like I'm starting to get back into it maybe... fingers crossed 🤞

Lmao bro watch out I'm taking RISKS😬 www.idrlabs.com/difficult-pe...

Guys I forgot Tarzan exists. This is so fucked. Literally the epitome of everything I'm into. Like the exact form of masculinity that I find attractive. It's so over. I need an irl Tarzan. Please.

Is this why I'm always late?🥲 uquiz.com/quiz/FAjGuR/...

Guys what if I got a trundle bed so my bestie could have their own bed when they sleep over???🤨

Good morning yall! Yesterday I went up into my room and it was 92 degrees🤩 I stayed up there for like an hour before coming down with a tummy ache and a fever asking my sister to help me put in my window AC. Dw guys it's a nice 75 degrees in here now☺️

I'm finally starting to work up to actually doing work at my new job💪😅

Help my vengeance is quickly dissipating

Morning everyone!!! Yesterday was wack, but I'm back with a vengeance 💪😬

BRO WE AREN'T COMPATIBLE 😭😭🥲 niyuart.github.io/FruitfulPers...

LFG I'M WORKING FROM HOME TUES, WED, AND FRI!!!! AND THURS MY BOSS IS BUYING US LUNCH😈😈😈

GOOD MORNING. I'M FINALLY STARTING TO GET USED TO WAKING UP AT 3AM YAYAY

My page on Bluesky is a safe space and you will always be welcome and safe here 🏳️‍⚧️ Please, be careful everyone 🙏

I'm so excited to work from home tomorrow 😫 I get to sleep in for an extra 2 hours!!!